So you're thinking 'no shit already, what with it being Father's Day and you being a father an all!' ?

But thats the point. We don't celebrate it, never have . Don't go a whole lot on birthdays neither. Any morning you wake up alive, not in a cell and without a hangover ,your winning. Don't see no need to count in years.

But crippled son got me a card.

AWwwwwww

Even saved up his pennies and wheeled himself down to town special to buy it an' all.

2X Awwwwwww

Strange card though. Two bottles of wine superemposed onto a Tuscan lanscape with 3 bullet holes underneath!

Kinda expected it to read " Best Wishes From Don Corleone" , but no it just contained the usual naffness about 'worlds bestes dadda'. I also noticed it accompanied a distinct lack of alcohol or chocolate.

Soo what did you get your Dad today?

holy shit. its father's day?

It is here in Euro-land...don't know about the US.

awww sooooo sweet JackyWacky got a card :P


I got my dad..nothing -_-

i got him a bottle of bells and a custom box of 24 thorntons.. all the strawberry one, because it's the only one he eats out of the whole damned box

i didn't get a card, i hate cards, i don;t know what to put so i just put "to xxxx" "-aimée" and that suxx

Point is HE HATES strawberry chocolates...he just eats them to piss you off:P

Its a Dad-Thang.

hm... i guess it is father's day. oh well, i'm a bad son.

Point is HE HATES strawberry chocolates...he just eats them to piss you off:P

Its a Dad-Thang.

no no, he really does love them. personally, i think thorntons taste like over rated crapppp.

no no, he really does love them. personally, i think thorntons taste like over rated crapppp.

Lol...come on ...admit it! Doing the custom box meant you were cruelly forced to eat your way through 23 other boxes just to get 24 strawberry choccies!

Lol...come on ...admit it! Doing the custom box meant you were cruelly forced to eat your way through 23 other boxes just to get 24 strawberry choccies!

you are so out of touch.
walk into any decent sized thorntons and you can buy a box which you pick exactly what goes into it. you srsly think i am going to spend the price of 24 boxes of chocolates on the man who calls me nothing but "the pervayor of nuts"?

Lol...come on ...admit it! Doing the custom box meant you were cruelly forced to eat your way through 23 other boxes just to get 24 strawberry choccies!
i got him a bottle of bells and a custom box of 24 thorntons
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you are so out of touch.
walk into any decent sized thorntons and you can buy a box which you pick exactly what goes into it. you srsly think i am going to spend the price of 24 boxes of chocolates on the man who calls me nothing but "the pervayor of nuts"?

omg..I lol'd...does he honestly call you though? >_><_< and is it true? :P

omg..I lol'd...does he honestly call you though? >_><_< and is it true? :P

well, yes. and yes again.

well, yes. and yes again.

then to answer your question..yes..I think you would spend the money for 23 boxes at the upwards of a couple hundred Euro....to buy a man who calls you that all strawberry chocolates :P

we don celebrate fathers day in muh family..but we got mo treez..lol for muh dad..:p

I got him a card and a bag a Reese's Peanut butter cups. Inside the card I wrote "You're like a cool Elvis that knocks out my rent."

Me and my brother bought him a card and a Nintendo DS game... Yep, my dad plays DS.

Zaknafein.

I got my dad premium coffee beans. Not that great a gift, but he's big on the coffee.
We don't really celebrate stuff like that either, but there seem to be flowers in vases and chocolates, and it's a nice gesture.
Either my father hates traditions such as father's day, or he pretends to and secretly feels touched. But he never makes a fuss about it, except to complain that he'd rather nobody bought stuff for him.

I woke up on the day thinking 'fuck! fathers day!'.

Luckily my mum was going out, so I asked her to get me something.She came back with a book.

I gave it to him.

I'm a bad son.

I sent my daddy a card.. He happens to be a big Nebraska Cornhuskers fan.. So I got him an autographed picture of Tom Osborne.. I <3 m.y daddy!

I got Zek a card from the kids and one from me.. but I'm not going to give it to him till much later.. The reason being, I'd like him to think that I didn't get him anything..

He didn't get me anything for mother's day.. Nothing from the kids.. no cards.. Not even a "Happy Mother's Day." Grrr..


But I'll give it to him later.. :)

I gave him the same card I got him last year.

He didn't get me anything for mother's day.. Nothing from the kids.. no cards.. Not even a "Happy Mother's Day." Grr

That's still no reason to beat him.

ROFL :D
thats hilarious if u really did

I got my Dad a contractor's notebook with a few personal touches, a deep fryer cookbook, and a propane deep fryer.

He liked it.

I have a friend in town that has a couple kids and wasn't able to talk to them today, so I got him an oversized mug that says Big Guy. I think he appreciated it.

i didnt get him anything. i didnt get him anything for his birthday either. im a terrible son.

I got my dad a crate of beer and put my name on a card.

He was happy because he got beer, I was happy as I felt like a good son, it was win-win.

Well, I live in New Zealand and my father lives in Ireland. so we have different fathers day. I think he gets offended I keep missing the Euro fathers day:D

I saw this thread though and sent him a txt just wishing him well. Cheap I know:/

Haha no but you have a good mother:)

I normally forget to buy something for my dad, but this year i remembered. Got him a funny card from M&S, and got him a tankard thats says "dad you olg git on it". I tought it was rather appropriate seeming as i always call him an old git :P

Dad went on a business trip today, so the family had the celebration yesterday. Unfortunately, I was at work all yesterday, so I gave him a call on the road to wish him a happy Father's Day. Best I could do, but it's better than some of you ungrateful fucks.

I refuse to send cards to a man who repeatedly forgets my birthday.

2nd

All he got was "Fuck you, dickhead"

That's still no reason to beat him.

I don't beat him!

Strange, it's Father's Day in the UK and the US, but not in Aus :(
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Being the spoiled little bitch I am my father and I got into a huge argument on fathers day and I failed to get him anything because I didn't have time. I plan on getting him something later... but I guess that doesn't really count.
I fail as a child.
lawl.
/shrugs

I told him "Happy Father's Day" and gave him a hug.

I got my dad a round of golf, but apparently he rarely golfs anymore. But he's going to use it, dammit!!! Heh. My mom got him some Hugo stuff and a shirt. Then we were supposed to go out for dinner but my brother called saying he was going to the hospital, so we panicked for about an hour and then ended up going to a different restaurant to eat blueberry-filled perogis. It was... interesting.

I fixed his vaccum and gave him a card.

Wife took me out to see Fantastic 4 at the drive-in, it kicked ass.

Hot Fuzz

damn that films good

He didn't get me anything for mother's day..

Are you his mother? No? Then STFU.



I got my dad a set of drinking glasses and etched his name into one of them.

Is it me, or is that just the nicest thing that i've read/heard all day?

my birthday is on father's day so basically my dad and i unofficially call it even by not getting each other gifts. He called me on the 16th thinking it was my birthday anyway so it goes to show neither of us really make a big deal out of it.

this is why:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Father%27s_day#Dates


many holidays fall on different dates in different places. the preceding is a list of dates for father's day.

I bought my daddy tickets to the new LOTR play at Drury lane.

£60.00 a pop for the grand circle.......iwuvmydad :)

If you'd got him OAP discounted tickets to the Rocky Horror Picture Show I'd be impressed :P