Hokay, so if i got one of those little light bulbs at the dollar store, and attached a detachable tube to the part of the bulb you remove, would it work well? Is their a better way?

I want this to be cheap and portable.

Yea.....

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Make one out of a can of RAID. First you have to huff all of the lovely contents of the container. This will give you a high like never before.

any body who lives in the city and knows rock knows you use "love rose" tubes. Go to a gas station and look around on the counter for what I mean. Alternatively, if you count find love roses, get a tire pressure guage and gut it.

WHat is a love rose? do i have to be 18 to buy it?

Heh. They are these little fake roses that come in glass tubes and are carried by all the gas stations around me (a city). No one actually buys them for their significant other though... They're married to the rock.

And no, you don't have to be 18 to buy it but the guy may look you up and down and tell you not to "follow that life"

Near me there's this cheap gas station, that has a little incense thing and here's how it's sold. They have a small glass tube.
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^ thats tape they tape the two glass tubes opening to opening. Then in one side they have incense, cones the other incense sticks. You can break the end off one of the tubes, and put some in there I guess that would work lol.

meh my city just have head shops corner stores and flee markets and they SELL straight shooter (glass pyrex tubes) meth pipes (bulbs) ash pipes for hard.. they sell small bags of brilo already burnt they sell push rods ect....

Best way is to use a stainless steal bic pen with choir in it. You basically take apart the pen, then put it back together with only the pen shaft, the rubber grip, and the mouth piece. The mouth piece keeps the choir from falling back and keeps you from killing your lungs with hot air. The rubber grip keeps your fingers from getting burnt (as does the fact it is longer than normal for a crackpipe).