Okay, well I know how you have sex, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

What do you do after the hymen breaks? If it bleeds, when do you clean up?

Anything I should know beforehand?

Those questions should do it for now.

quote:Originally posted by Breakthrough:

Okay, well I know how you have sex, but I'm sure you know what I mean.

What do you do after the hymen breaks? If it bleeds, when do you clean up?

Anything I should know beforehand?

Those questions should do it for now.

knock her out first

quote:Originally posted by Punk_Rocker_22:

knock her out first

Don't listen to him, he's being silly.

There is no hymen. It's a myth created by the amazons of the island of Lesbos and further perpetuated by good ol' Hillary Clinton. The only thing you have to worry about is the size of your penis, and how short you're going to last.

So, besides only lasting for 30 seconds with your 4 inch penis, I'm sure you'll have a marvelous time. Remember to bring a noose in case she laughs you out of the bedroom.

(How's that for creating anxiety?)

Just have fun. Lose yourself in the moment. Your body will know what to do.

Oh, and make sure you have a towel, a shoehorn and a tube of toothpaste. You'll know what they're for when it happens....

Where will you be doing it? Get as specific as you can.

How old is the girl? Are you the girl?

I just had the girl lay down, put my penis in about half an inch, wiggled it around, she said take it out, I wiped off my penis with a towel, and layed down beside her.

She then said oh fuck, the bleeding won't stop, get me some pads. I said I am a guy, why the fuck would I have pads in my room? I then went and stole my sisters pads and she put em over her cunt and pulled up her underwear, wiped her self off with the towel, and went home.

I was later told the blood soaked through the pad and ruined the underwear

Generally sterlization occurs after the act is finished. So, just fuck her until you're ready to orgasm and pull out, then cum on her stomach. Then, if you're not a pussy, finger her bloody cunt and lick your fingers in front of her. Then you can sit around bored atfer she goes home and smell your fingers all day. I like fingering a girl then smoking a cigarette, because everytime you take a drag you smell her cunt all over again.



[This message has been edited by Severin (edited 04-03-2007).]

Fuck her in a shower.

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I like your name in relation to this topic, Breakthrough.

put it in her butt. then you dont have to worry about getting blood everywhere.

Well if you're the guy (which I'm assuming you are since you said "the" hymen instead of "my" hymen), then just make sure you have a towel or something underneath you guys on the couch/bed/floor/whatever surface you do it on, because you don't know how much she's going to bleed. Some girls bleed a lot, some only a little, some not at all.

Just be gentle and slow at first, and save time for cuddling afterwards. Do what feels right, and enjoy yourself.

wear a condom, and use towels.

of the shower thing.

quote:Originally posted by DarkNinja:

put it in her butt. then you dont have to worry about getting blood everywhere.

Well, you're obviously not doing it right.

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by prettypoems:

I like your name in relation to this topic, Breakthrough.

Why not check out Jack's thread on taking a virgin?

Not that he knows what he is talking about, but at least it is better written than most of the tripe in this thread.

I thought lulz when I found this topic again.

Well, you're obviously not doing it right.

-F☺rd

Damn...you missed a perfect opportunity to say:
Always bring a towel! or Don't panic!
:D

This!

You thought correctly.

Needz moar content though.

@prettypoems: First thing I thought of after I read the OPs post.

@Severin: wtf man, I love smoking a cig after fingering a girl too, I love the smell of pussy. That mixed with my smoke sets my mood on the path to happyville. Although if your joking I hope I'm not the only one here who does this.

Let her be on top for the first time. That way she can slowly let you in, and be in control. when she starts kind of getting into it, flip her around and have at it, tiger.

buy KY and finger her with it

if you plan on eating her out do that first after kissing down her body 1 kiss every 5 seconds lol. and zig zag ur way down to her cunny then lightly lick around it before u go lickin the clit.

play with her lips then eat her out then slide ur finger in and play with her gspot and if u cant get her wet then slide some KY up in that bitch and put two or three fingers in and then when ur ready man just slowly slide urself in and go real real real real slow.

Yea if it is her in fact first time let her have a bit more control to fit her needs. Do work on something that if some blood blasts on it , it wont be of any worry. Such as a old blanket or towels.

She probably won't have a hymen. Guys need to stop worrying about it. If she does, shouldn't be much blood, if it is, you've done something wrong.

Go with instinct, not thought and be nice and listen.

Thanks....I think.

Lol at the totse of the UBB times.

Note how all the replies to this thread were posted in one day, and none of them were actually helpful.. Classic.

its all about foreplay man. ya gotta warm up the engine in the cold weather bud otherwise your goin nowhere fast. set the mood (hopefully you know how to get intimate[making out mood w/e]) without this the sex will be painful, awkward, and weak for the both of you (more her than you but comeon be courteous haha)

when its all right start fingering her and get her ready, if shes a virgin shes never had anything like a dick in her so shell feel like shes being torn up her first time. escalate that to eating her out. now going down on a girl really is an art that you have to get damn good at, which means yeah you gotta do some research. i started reading kama sutra cunnilingus sections when i was about 13 years old and it really pays off. look it up on google or go to borders and pick up a copy for around 7 bucks.

just remember when your eating her out to use your fingers and do the come here motion your mom would do back in the day, its way easier to get her off and it hits the g-spot and clit at the same time ending in her being incredibly sensitive and seeing as girls can have multiple orgasms sets her up for even more. you may have one while she could have 7,8,9,10 hell she could go 20 times to your one but if shes into it that one will be amazing

*you might want to get head first so you wont blow your load in 20 seconds like a lot of first timers do. honestly my first time i lasted about 3 minutes but due to my "research and application" she was not at all dissatisfied :)

oh yeah one more thing, dont listen to her moans, you gotta listen for her breathing because some ladies will try and fake it to make you feel better. avoid this by getting good and knowing your girls body. see what she likes and remember that its always good to ask questions.

wrap it up correctly and hit up some missionary (classic and easiest position out of them but experiment, half the fun of sex is seeing what you can do). you dont need to try and slam her either, slow steady strokes until you can find a rhythm that you and her can match to. if she likes being on top then let her (she knows what feels good for her better than you do and either way itll kick ass for you)

have fun and be safe man

You didn't look at the date of the OP, did you?

Lol at the huge response to a year-old thread.

well youre just not doing it right then are you?

damn, someone beat me to it.
and used almost the same wording. great minds think alike.

You didn't look at the date of the OP, did you?

Lol at the huge response to a year-old thread.

hahahahahahaha no i didnt hahaha
well maybe hes still a virgin and i helped him out. or maybe another virgin stumbled across this and learned a thing or two. fuck i should teach an oral class :)

Might still end up being blood everywhere...

Might still end up being blood everywhere...

Inb4 someone else posts this joke.