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Old 2007-04-02, 02:05
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Ok, Iran is going to be bombed by us this Good friday. They have Britain detainees. reference: www.jpost.com, www.cnn.com !

If the draft were to happen, I will be going to war. I'm 18. ok, now I have to go KILL iranians children with bombs as bookbags and guns on their hand. I will have to kill anyone that is a threat.

Well I'm christian, I hope God's Draft (the rapture) is before the draft for WW3. But what if it isn't, what does God/Bible say about a person gointo war (especially by force) ? What do i do, go all out Killing ?

What can I do besides spread the word to people to repent and believe that Jesus is our Savior if we choose him to be!
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Old 2007-04-02, 02:44
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your fighting evil. Duhhh, thats the reasoning christians have used for the killings of millions.

Dont worry though, there is no god.
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Old 2007-04-02, 02:44
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Did I miss something, No where do I see that the US is going to start bombing Iran on Good Friday.

Iran vs US and Britain is not WW3.

Its not very healthy to think the the worlds going to end any day now.



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Old 2007-04-02, 02:45
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quote:Originally posted by Dadegunna305:

Ok, Iran is going to be bombed by us this Good friday. They have Britain detainees. reference: www.jpost.com, www.cnn.com !

If the draft were to happen, I will be going to war. I'm 18. ok, now I have to go KILL iranians children with bombs as bookbags and guns on their hand. I will have to kill anyone that is a threat.

Well I'm christian, I hope God's Draft (the rapture) is before the draft for WW3. But what if it isn't, what does God/Bible say about a person gointo war (especially by force) ? What do i do, go all out Killing ?

What can I do besides spread the word to people to repent and believe that Jesus is our Savior if we choose him to be!
Dont worry a bit! If you did have to go to war God would not punish you! Theres a difference between fighting for your country and cold blooded murder, in the Bible it says first comes God, then country, then family, your suppose to be patriotic!

Plus these people want us Christians and jews dead, they dont want an Isreal there mission is to kill the west. They kill the innocent through terrorist organizations and will soon be cabable of a weapon so horrible it could wipe out Isreal and dont mistake, they will use these against us! These wars have been predicted in the bible its going to happen!

ps. the rapture will not come beforehand, first the middle east will be in peace!

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Old 2007-04-02, 02:58
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Dont worry though, there is no god.
Not one who will send you to heaven or hell anyway. It's all BS to trick you into obeying your overlords.

And I doubt there will be an attack on the 6th, or WWIII.
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Old 2007-04-02, 04:14
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No WW3 ? lol good one. If we bomb Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (one mean guy) will not be very happy, which where his power of 40,000 suicide bombers are ready any day now. How many of those are living in the US? enuff to cause chaos, all we need is one to set everything off anyway. C'mon how easy did Mexicans cross the border months ago, you think they didn't come thru, or thru the Canadian border?

Britain right now isn't very friendly with Iran as off now. So at least we have them as allies. Watch CNN people.

Yet, Iran supplies China and Russia with Oil, the next two most powerful nations. Most likely they can take Irans side, but China i heard is against Iran with nuclear weapons, but yet they need oil. North Korea, i think they would be very glad to have Irans back, because they want WMDs too.

All these countries are involved. no WW3 around the corner ? c'mon.
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Old 2007-04-02, 04:34
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No WW3 ? lol good one. If we bomb Iran, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (one mean guy) will not be very happy, which where his power of 40,000 suicide bombers are ready any day now. How many of those are living in the US? enuff to cause chaos, all we need is one to set everything off anyway. C'mon how easy did Mexicans cross the border months ago, you think they didn't come thru, or thru the Canadian border?

Britain right now isn't very friendly with Iran as off now. So at least we have them as allies. Watch CNN people.

Yet, Iran supplies China and Russia with Oil, the next two most powerful nations. Most likely they can take Irans side, but China i heard is against Iran with nuclear weapons, but yet they need oil. North Korea, i think they would be very glad to have Irans back, because they want WMDs too.

All these countries are involved. no WW3 around the corner ? c'mon.
umm there is better reasoning than that for those other countrys to get involved but it works!

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Old 2007-04-02, 06:03
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Well I'm christian, I hope God's Draft (the rapture) is before the draft for WW3. But what if it isn't, what does God/Bible say about a person gointo war (especially by force) ? What do i do, go all out Killing ?

What can I do besides spread the word to people to repent and believe that Jesus is our Savior if we choose him to be!
Don't worry, if you do get drafted and have to goto the Middle East and fight, God and Jesus are cool with it. They were cool with the 3 or 4 crusades into the middle east during the middle ages. If we do goto war there again, then it's because god is angry that the muslims are still occupying the holy land, and he wants christian soldiers to take it back in another crusade. So go ahead, go out and kill every non-believer that crosses your path.

"Onward Christin soldiers...."
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Old 2007-04-02, 06:34
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Dont worry a bit! If you did have to go to war God would not punish you! Theres a difference between fighting for your country and cold blooded murder, in the Bible it says first comes God, then country, then family, your suppose to be patriotic!

With that, one of Jesus' companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear.

"Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword. Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?


-Matthew 26:51-53
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Old 2007-04-02, 08:23
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To the OP.

You scare the fucking shit out of me.

Awaiting Gods rapture so you won't have to fight in war? WTF is going on?

I hate you fucking idiots.. "This war is GODS war." When will the sanity knock in and everyone can see christians are the ultimate circus act. Believing their morals outperform everybody elses, whilst simultaneously OKing killing other people because "God's chill with it."

You idiots bend the rules for yourselves that to everybody else its damned retarded. "Hmm... something doesn't fit... let's fix it so it does!"

Read the article where they said T-Rex had large teeth to open fucken coconuts. Or that exaggerated pictures of mammals are DINOSAURS.

Fuck you.



[This message has been edited by Blades of Hate (edited 04-02-2007).]
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Old 2007-04-02, 13:21
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All these countries are involved. no WW3 around the corner ? c'mon.
I wont consider anything WW3 unless countries are being shaped and borders drawn.

And isnt russia an oil exporter?

And what makes you people think WW3 will be the time of the rapture. What ww2 wasnt good enough for god, not enough people died?

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Old 2007-04-02, 16:51
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boozehound420, when WW3 is to happen, thats it...its all nuclear...more than 1/3 of the earth population will die in weeks. what, u think there will be more, like WW4. lol.

fallinghouse, ok. If i live by the sword, i will die by the sword. But do i go to hell ? I mean, if i'm in War, most likely i will die. so what do i do during the whole time of war, hide in a ditch ? or just go front line and fall on my knees and take bullets ? I'm still asking God whats my purpose here, w/e it is I will do. Hopefully my faith strengthens and I don't go.

I read the bible about Samson just yesterday, and this guy killed more than 1,000 men at once with a donkeys jaw. He was murdering, but yet was he saved ? Yes, the bible has alot of bloodshed, but what would Jesus Do ? or what would he like me to do ?

Masta Thief, why does there have to be peace in the Middle east before the rapture ? I know the Anti-Christ will make perfect peace for 3.5 years, so......?
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Old 2007-04-02, 17:10
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Dont worry though, there is no god.
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Old 2007-04-02, 17:35
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ok, If u don't believe in God then thats your choice. If you reject God, He will reject you when the time comes. But its str8.....
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Old 2007-04-02, 17:49
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quote:Originally posted by Blades of Hate:

I hate you fucking idiots.. "This war is GODS war." When will the sanity knock in and everyone can see christians are the ultimate circus act. Believing their morals outperform everybody elses, whilst simultaneously OKing killing other people because "God's chill with it."

You idiots bend the rules for yourselves that to everybody else its damned retarded. "Hmm... something doesn't fit... let's fix it so it does!"
Spoken like a true.. umm.. pissed off non-believer. I love it.

Everyone killing in the name of the same God, and believing that God is truly on their side, all while knowing that the most important thing Jesus preached is "love thy neighbor" (because every single person is a child of God).

+1 for insanity

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Old 2007-04-03, 00:25
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With that, one of Jesus' companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear.

"Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword. Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?


-Matthew 26:51-53
The only one to quote from their so called book which they are meant to fllow and he is ignored?.....tells you something about how wel these christians know their book.
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Old 2007-04-03, 01:47
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*bleets*
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Old 2007-04-03, 02:32
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Canada.
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Old 2007-04-03, 02:57
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"Onward Christin soldiers...."
That made me literally cringe. I remember that particular hymn from church, singing it at the top of our lungs, because it had good cadence and they let us stomp our feet to the rhythm during music revival.

Has anyone ever really considered the message that hymn sends out concerning God's bloodthirsty requirement for war and destruction? The lyrics make the overall intent of God very clear:

Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,

With the cross of Jesus going on before.

Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;

Forward into battle see His banners go!

Refrain

Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,

With the cross of Jesus going on before.

At the sign of triumph Satan’s host doth flee;

On then, Christian soldiers, on to victory!

Hell’s foundations quiver at the shout of praise;

Brothers lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.

Refrain

Like a mighty army moves the church of God;

Brothers, we are treading where the saints have trod.

We are not divided, all one body we,

One in hope and doctrine, one in charity.

Refrain

What the saints established that I hold for true.

What the saints believèd, that I believe too.

Long as earth endureth, men the faith will hold,

Kingdoms, nations, empires, in destruction rolled.

Refrain

Crowns and thrones may perish, kingdoms rise and wane,

But the church of Jesus constant will remain.

Gates of hell can never gainst that church prevail;

We have Christ’s own promise, and that cannot fail.

Refrain

Onward then, ye people, join our happy throng,

Blend with ours your voices in the triumph song.

Glory, laud and honor unto Christ the King,

This through countless ages men and angels sing.


That such a large number of people believe that it is necessary for an even greater number of people to perish by violent means in order for the prophesy to play out in accordance with God's will so they can finally "meet their Maker" ... is frightening.

As long as beliefs such as those exist in the minds of people who hold position of power, regardless of their religious affiliations - the entire human race is doomed.

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Old 2007-04-03, 03:32
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They're going to be so disappointed when they try to fulfill their 'apocalyptic prophecy' but Jesus doesn't come back. Personally, I wish he could come back so that he could tell them how incredibly mindless they are.
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Old 2007-04-03, 03:39
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Dont worry a bit! If you did have to go to war God would not punish you! Theres a difference between fighting for your country and cold blooded murder, in the Bible it says first comes God, then country, then family, your suppose to be patriotic!

Plus these people want us Christians and jews dead, they dont want an Isreal there mission is to kill the west. They kill the innocent through terrorist organizations and will soon be cabable of a weapon so horrible it could wipe out Isreal and dont mistake, they will use these against us! These wars have been predicted in the bible its going to happen!

ps. the rapture will not come beforehand, first the middle east will be in peace!

Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot. Murder is murder you fucking dumb shit wannabe christian. Humanity comes before your fucking bullshit country.
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Old 2007-04-03, 04:38
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http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/...=31&version=31

The link above has a bible passage very interesting to this issue. If you aren't lazy enough to read at least 1/3 of it, then you will understand, or will be more confused like me.

According to that passage, it was ok to kill against the "evil" but those people who killed or touched the dead could not enter back to the camp for 7 days until they were cleansed. But it was an "ok" from God to murder them. Yet, if they were in a situation that they had to kill to SURVIVE.

None of those in the army of Gods people died though. God protected them. Regardless of that, they murdered. ?????

What happened to digital_savior ? does anyone have her email or s/n, please message me.
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Old 2007-04-03, 04:42
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coolwestman, be cool. why is there so much hate in your speech? You need peace in your heart, as I've found peace in God.
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Old 2007-04-03, 11:17
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With that, one of Jesus' companions reached for his sword, drew it out and struck the servant of the high priest, cutting off his ear.

"Put your sword back in its place," Jesus said to him, "for all who draw the sword will die by the sword. Do you think I cannot call on my Father, and he will at once put at my disposal more than twelve legions of angels?


-Matthew 26:51-53
Really fucked 'um there
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Old 2007-04-03, 17:31
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coolwestman, be cool. why is there so much hate in your speech? You need peace in your heart, as I've found peace in God.
I am cool, but god is not yet in my heart. We shouldn't have to deal with blind fools that I quoted. BTW I really doubt you FOUND god, as I yet have received a chance to speak with him.
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Old 2007-04-04, 01:51
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I believe in God, i accept Jesus as my savior, and i accept my place. I just need to grow as a christian and grow closer to him.

I don't know what you will say to him when he asks you "What did you do with the time I gave you?" I want to say something that makes me and him happy and able to let me in thru the gates.

What will you say to him when you stand and infront of him and he asks you "Why did you reject me?"
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