Any way to.... desensitize your dick and last longer? Chemically preferably. I know about PC excercises and shit, but that's only like 7 extra seconds.

Maybe I should just get laid more

Well theres some kind of numbing or analsegic type gel for this purpose available at sex shops. Preferably though, take a couple of ambien. You will become a god. Marijuana is also supposed to help some.

quote:Originally posted by grungekid:

Well theres some kind of numbing or analsegic type gel for this purpose available at sex shops. Preferably though, take a couple of ambien. You will become a god. Marijuana is also supposed to help some.

no this will make u fall asleep in the middle of sex...

why would you ever wanna last longer?

is it just me, or is selfish sex, the best

quote:Originally posted by Ballin:

why would you ever wanna last longer?

is it just me, or is selfish sex, the best

you sir are correct.

quote:Originally posted by Ballin:

is it just me, or is selfish sex, the best

Especially when she loves the feeling of being used like a dirty little whore.

You could have a friend of your's who doesn't suck in bed fuck her first. Then once he's done you get a turn; by then she'll be all worn out and any little bit you'd be giving would be too much.

what pc exercises do you speak of

My friend told me that he was using "extended pleasure" condoms that desensitaze your dick and make you last longer. This kid is a complete idiot and nothing he says is credible so allow me to do a minute of research...

"The Trojan Extended Pleasure condom helps to delay ejaculation to prolong love-making"

from here: http://www.undercovercondoms.com/Condoms/Trojan/29/Extended-Pleasure-Lubricated.html

Well I guess it is true. But if I was you I would just man up and try to last longer, jerk off before sex, drink beer and/or smoke pot or just fuck her more than once.

NO NO NO..

Stop start technique, or the squeeze tease technique... They allow you to.. just research it.. it really helps. But how long DO you last? And how long do you want to last?

That pelvic muscele shit is shit, and the desentizing thing will also cause her to have no feeling either.. which = bad.

On a side note, blowing lines off of your cock then sucking it would help you last longer too...

I can give you a couple tips:

"Delay Spray" - spray it on your cock. Its a topical anesthetic.

"Alcohol" - Small amounts, not too much. Just 2-3 beers.

"Benzodiazepines" - Good shit. 20mg Valium. 30mg temazepam. 2mg xanax, 20mg mogadon, etc. A nice dosage. Works even better with alcohol.

"Cock rings" - they make you last longer.

"Masturbate Frequently" - Try to make each jerk of session last 10 minutes, do it 2-3 times before having sex.

"MDMA" - just coz.

"Bipolar/Depression" - get some of that shit, it really makes you incapable of cumming ..........

"SSRIs" - They make you have trouble orgasming, so basically, no climax for J00

That's all I can think of for now.... sorry.... I FUCKING HATE BADGERS

*ZE EDITZ*

I forgot condoms! Those motherfuckers take ALL the fun out of sex...the fun part being where the guy blows his load.

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quote:Originally posted by Pooter:

no this will make u fall asleep in the middle of sex...

I appreciate someone correcting me without realizing that chemicals might act differently on different people.

when you think your going to cum soon (not like 10 seconds before)count back form 100 in your head and stop thinking about the sex.. you will last longer...

Think about baseball

please don't last too long, repeated hip banging and pubic bone cracking can get tiresome when you're not filled with warm, semeny goodness :/

^What in the fucking world made you decide to say that?

Pelvic cracking? I guess that comes from all the people here who try to have sex to heavy metal.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^What in the fucking world made you decide to say that?

Pelvic cracking? I guess that comes from all the people here who try to have sex to heavy metal.

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Incidentally, focus more on making it good rather than long.

Think about it in general, quality over quantity, what would you prefer? E.g. a lot of crappy tasting food, or a little very good tasting food?

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^What in the fucking world made you decide to say that?

Pelvic cracking? I guess that comes from all the people here who try to have sex to heavy metal.



Not everyone has a 6" thick layer of blubber over their hips.

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:



Not everyone has a 6" thick layer of blubber over their hips.

Oh, no she didn't!

Smoke a bowl and relax.

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:

please don't last too long, repeated hip banging and pubic bone cracking can get tiresome when you're not filled with warm, semeny goodness :/

And here I thought you were talking about hip rolling and grinding.

Iso, you naughty girl!

Fuck condoms. I don't want to NOT be able to get off, I just want a way to last longer, as the few minutes I can seem to be.... not enough.

Fuck it. What the fuck are these PC and kegal thing I hear about, and do they work? I'm talking about an extra 5-10 minutes, not just an extra few seconds. Even with the thinnest Trojan condoms, I can go FOREVER (until i get sore) just by not thinking about sex. Otherwise its 3 minutes tops.

do it in a pool.

then get out and continue to do it.

Dude eat her out first but dont make her come so then shes already halfway there and you can go in for the kill.

Cannabis makes me last longer when I wank.

stop-start, PC/kegels

yeah they work a bit

but the best method to last longer is a bottle of strong wine...

quote:Originally posted by Isobutane:



Not everyone has a 6" thick layer of blubber over their hips.



Hips? What the fuck does the fat on your hips have to do with your pelvis cracking?

You really are a dumbass.

5-htp. Wiki it. It helps me.

Opiates. I'm dead serious, it'll increase the emotional connection, but it will take much longer to finish.

quote:Originally posted by HeaT:

Fuck condoms. I don't want to NOT be able to get off, I just want a way to last longer, as the few minutes I can seem to be.... not enough.

Fuck it. What the fuck are these PC and kegal thing I hear about, and do they work? I'm talking about an extra 5-10 minutes, not just an extra few seconds. Even with the thinnest Trojan condoms, I can go FOREVER (until i get sore) just by not thinking about sex. Otherwise its 3 minutes tops.

3 minutes, god you're fucking lucky. what's your secret. lately it's an eternity every fucking time and i dont come til she gives me a handjob. and we only bone like 3-4-5 times a week. ~_~

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:



Hips? What the fuck does the fat on your hips have to do with your pelvis cracking?

You really are a dumbass.

The pelvis bone's connected to the hip bone..

You got burned already by a girl, so walk the fuck out of this thread, pancakes.

As for lasting longer, slow down and pull out while you just start to feel it building inside you, and use your fingers, tongue, props, whatever the fuck to "stimulate" her (or him, if you're like CarbonB and all you can get is that 50 year old pervert who works behind the desk at the National institute of space centre.) and let yourself "cool off". Just keep it going manually and then when you're ready come back and at a bit of a different position.

Just pull out, do what you do best, and then head on back in for anothe glass of punch a couple times but DO NOT finish shit up like that :O

You can also just have one off the wrist before hand and wash your cock real good including flushing out yer pisser. That's half longevity and half hygene.

..I wonder if you could try topical anaesthetic, you'd want it to wear off pretty quickly though.

EDIT: Just re-read through the thread, all the advice is already there (I don't often read through a thread, just skim posters names to look for people I respect's posts)

[This message has been edited by KwinnieBogan (edited 03-13-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by KwinnieBogan:

BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERHGHGH

Your insults make Australians look bad. Shut up.

quote:Originally posted by KwinnieBogan:

have one off the wrist

.....?

umm, her pleasure condoms and thinking about something else like a boat or some shit that'll work

MDMA.

Alcohol.

Benzos.

Vicks.

Percs.

All these will relax you and make you last longer.

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quote:Originally posted by HeaT:

.....?

fap fap fap fap fap

quote:Originally posted by 5meodmt:

Opiates. I'm dead serious, it'll increase the emotional connection, but it will take much longer to finish.

lol, ive tried that shit man, girl thought my dick was broken or something

Yeah - most of the stuff has already been said above. I would only add that if you can't last long enough, you have to look at what things you can do for a while. Like licking. or fingering. or hatever.

Next time you are having sex, try boning her for a while, then pull out and make her cum with your mouth. Then bone her again. Then make her cum again with your mough. Mabey throw in a dildo or something. Just keep making her cum, and you'll be fine.

She will be begging you to cum eventually - and with any luck she'll tell her friends (if that happens, tell them chumpion taught you all you know - I need to get a bit of a rep going....lmao).

Wear a condom.

Just about every rec. drug will make you last longer. Look on erowid at which drugs prolong ejaculation and choose the best one.

Adderall, coke, or MDMA would all be good choices. And you could probably get away with not telling her if she doesn't know you very well.

^ she would definitely notice coke and probably MDMA too. Don't listen to this guy...

If you're gonna have sex on MDMA, do it when she's on MDMA too. It's the best sex of your life. I swear on my life, my mum's life, my whole family's life etc. it's the best sex ever

If you dont last long and you cum just wait ten minutes and continue to kiss, touch, etc... by then you should have it up again and you'll be able to last much longer the second time.

Try an opiate.

Or just jerk off before you fuck her. That should drastically increase fuckin time.

Why hasn't anyone said this.

Or why haven't you thought of this.

WEAR a condom, then when your ready to cum take it OFF.

Really, the only thing I've ever found to work super-great is to alter the focus of the act. If you're there to cum, you're gonna cum faster. If you're digging the act itself, you're going to take your time about it.

Ambesol on your penis, then put it in the condom.

quote:Originally posted by StillArmedStillAngry:

Really, the only thing I've ever found to work super-great is to alter the focus of the act. If you're there to cum, you're gonna cum faster. If you're digging the act itself, you're going to take your time about it.

Were you trying to be funny by saying the exact opposite of what's true?

Cardio.

quote:Originally posted by MJR deus:

HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

YOU ARE CORRECT SIR!

Fix'd.

Anyways, KwinnieBogan said all that could be, just be sure not forget in the heat of the moment .

calculate the square root of random numbers

you can get a cream or condom that desensitize your penis.

if you're looking for a long term solution, stamina training on your own is good.

'stop and go' masturbation is great in strengthening the PC muscle. also flexing the PC daily multiple times is always a great method to increase stamina.

quote:Originally posted by HeaT:

Any way to.... desensitize your dick and last longer? Chemically preferably. I know about PC excercises and shit, but that's only like 7 extra seconds.

Maybe I should just get laid more

Why last longer?

Get In. Get Off. Get Out.