I decided this a few days ago, I got most of the information, now it's just actually picking a place. But shit if I really know how to act. I need the monies

I'm sure some totsians here have gone to strip clubs. So what I want to know is how strippers treat you, how do you treat them, what do you like, what would you want, etc etc etc. What's your criteria for a good stripper in general?

help a nigger out.

webcam with me for live-action tutoring in the subject of stripping.

unless you're a dude.

then, die.

quote:

help a nigger out.



dark meat? no thanks. black females are fucking ugly. look like animals, they do. act like animals as well. i fucking hate loud obnoxious black people. it makes me want to lynch them. im not racist though, this goes for people of any color.

I'm not really black I'm Lebanese. But I say nigger all the time.

[edit] thanks danzig but that's ok.

I'm a girl too

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quote:Originally posted by danzig:



black females are fucking ugly.

majority of them, maybe. especially the ghetto-thuggin bitches.

but a LOT of them are hot.

quote:Originally posted by jesus_could_fly:



I'm a girl too



let's sexxx.

quote:Originally posted by jesus_could_fly:

I'm not really black I'm Lebanese.

im not into rock chucking terrorists either. maybe you should say, sand nigger. Long live isreal! Zionism forever! kill arabs! kill arabs! huzzah! huzzah!

quote:Originally posted by jesus_could_fly:

I'm not really black I'm Lebanese. But I say nigger all the time.

[edit] thanks danzig but that's ok.

I'm a girl too



When I was in New Orleans I made friends with all the strippers on there smoke breaks, and they'd give me free lapdances and shit, and I'd bite there crotches.



Basically if you touch a stripper without her wanting it, she sics the bouncers on you and they beat your ass. What I as a paying customer want depends on who I am, strippers go from just dancers to private dancers to faux pas women of the night.

If you want some help getting a job, email me; tothstar@hushmail.com

some mulatto nigger chicks are pretty hawt, well not nigger cause i agree they are loud fucken bitchs, but mulatto are damn fine.

quote:Originally posted by Easy Rider:

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When I was in New Orleans I made friends with all the strippers on there smoke breaks, and they'd give me free lapdances and shit, and I'd bite there crotches.



Basically if you touch a stripper without her wanting it, she sics the bouncers on you and they beat your ass. What I as a paying customer want depends on who I am, strippers go from just dancers to private dancers to faux pas women of the night.

If you want some help getting a job, email me; tothstar@hushmail.com[/B][/QUOTE]

Bite their crotches huh?

anyway thanks, I'll email you

[edit]

too lazy to fix

[This message has been edited by jesus_could_fly (edited 03-08-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by danzig:

im not into rock chucking terrorists either. maybe you should say, sand nigger. Long live isreal! Zionism forever! kill arabs! kill arabs! huzzah! huzzah!



You sho be crazy... Dat was some funny shit mah nigga...

quote:Originally posted by jesus_could_fly:

So what I want to know is how strippers treat you, how do you treat them, what do you like, what would you want, etc etc etc. What's your criteria for a good stripper in general?

1.) Strippers are great just watch out for the Lezbos... unless you like that.

2.) Treat them with respect and don't try and steal their regulars.

3.) A good stripper grinds allot and is not adverse to the occasional ass grab... a mild smack on the hand is best and will keep the guy coming back for more.

How do I know so much about strippers? I am a musician...

post a pic of yourself and we'll tell you if you'll make any money.

quote:Originally posted by Aces N 8S:

post a pic of yourself and we'll tell you if you'll make any money.



If there's anything I learned from djsonytech it's that posting pics is a bad idea.

only a lot, mistakes happen however :P

quote:Originally posted by Aces N 8S:

post a pic of yourself and we'll tell you if you'll make any money.



agreeed.

espeially considering im drunk, <3 black girls, and just spelt agree with 3 eeeeeeees,

Yeeeeees.

I'm moving this to S&A, because I am evil and I hate you all.

No, really.

Post naked pics.

You'll learn REALLY quick. Best bet, make friends with a waitress, they'll help you out, but remember to help them out.

One piece of advice: ALWAYS get the $$$ first. I've seen girls screwed out of hundreds of dollars because the guy walked out without paying. Get it first.

And don't be a pushover or get too drunk. Keep your panties on in the champagne room! Don't suck cock. That's the basics.

quote:Originally posted by AeroDynamic:

Post naked pics.

i think mojo's right on. 3 out of the 4 dancers i've known on a personal basis made an aquantice at a club and it went from there. 2 weeks later they're stacking more money than i do.

quote:Originally posted by jesus_could_fly:

I'm not really black I'm Lebanese. But I say nigger all the time.

[edit] thanks danzig but that's ok.

I'm a girl too



Holy molyleo, I'm Lebanese too, you gotta give me free lap-dances next time I go to Lebanon ... You do live in Lebanon right?

shit, i dated a chick who wanted to be a stripper, she probably will be one too. she was chill... until she tore out my soul. *cries* but really just be yourself i guess.

My ex is a stripper... crazy bitch.

You have to treat them real nice and call them names like sugar. And you get paid/tipped/asked for more lap dances if you let the guys fondle you a little.

And learn to do that thing where you suck on a guys dick through his pants during a lap dance... holy jesus.

quote:Originally posted by jesus_could_fly:

I decided this a few days ago, I got most of the information, now it's just actually picking a place. But shit if I really know how to act. I need the monies

I'm sure some totsians here have gone to strip clubs. So what I want to know is how strippers treat you, how do you treat them, what do you like, what would you want, etc etc etc. What's your criteria for a good stripper in general?

help a nigger out.

pics???

I wish I knew a stripper.

Lebanese women are usually very atractive, lets see what you've got.

This thread kind of reminds me of peter griffins erotic novel

"The hot chick who was italian or spanish or something like that"

lol sorry but for some obscure reason it does

Really? A stripper? You have such high ambitions!

Black bitches are ugly as shit, but Lebanese and Turkish chicks are fucking hot. I've been to Istanbul. I had to do everything not to drop my pants and start beating off in public.

quote:Originally posted by danzig:

im not into rock chucking terrorists either. maybe you should say, sand nigger. Long live isreal! Zionism forever! kill arabs! kill arabs! huzzah! huzzah!





Lol Angry Jews.

** Deuce Omen

Hey, I do have ambitions. This is a side thing because the money is fucking SWEET.



thanks erbody else.

pics or your not doing it. we need to see talent in action!

Go for it. Just be careful, this is a dangerous business. The temptation for sex, money, drugs etc, can be and will be overwhelming.

Just remember, "KEEP IT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD".

Your parents must be so proud.

quote:Originally posted by jesus_could_fly:

I decided this a few days ago, I got most of the information, now it's just actually picking a place. But shit if I really know how to act. I need the monies

I'm sure some totsians here have gone to strip clubs. So what I want to know is how strippers treat you, how do you treat them, what do you like, what would you want, etc etc etc. What's your criteria for a good stripper in general?

help a nigger out.

I just fucking hate strippers/whores. You are all dirty fucked up liars and cheaters. You manipulate people to get what you want out of them in a filthy way.

Don't mess with nice and decent people like us. You don't belong to our world you sinners !!!!!

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quote:Originally posted by danzig:

im not into rock chucking terrorists either. maybe you should say, sand nigger. Long live isreal! Zionism forever! kill arabs! kill arabs! huzzah! huzzah!



You still fail at being funny.

I think I speak for everybody when I say this..

OP: You need to be hot to be a stripper, make with the pics.

I've been to one, when I was a little bit younger, I was nervous and naive around the girl. It's quite intimidating when you're sober.