http://www.godtube.com/view_video.php?viewkey=c5280214e0486b273a5f http://tinyurl.com/yt43w3

(same video)

This video proves the existence of God.

Of course! How could've I have been so stupid!

So the pineapple is proof God hates us?

Buahahahahaha!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yArPNtiQDcM

this video completly fucken blows that argument to pieces.

I wonder if any Christians actually ate that up and used it in arguments. XD

quote:Originally posted by Q777:

So the pineapple is proof God hates us?

Nah its for Hitler in hell of course.

** Deuce Omen

Thank you for adding more fuel to the "Christians are morons" fire.

quote:Originally posted by gmail:

Thank you for adding more fuel to the "Christians are morons" fire.

I hate to say it, but it really does seem that most of my fellow christians are really, really stupid.

They're not stupid... They're brainwashed.

quote:...Its just the right shape for the human mouth. It's chewy, easy to digest. It's even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier!



Then God goes and ruins all that good work by having the banana make me feel like dry-retching everytime I eat one... cruel God, cruel.

I see that video every couple months and laugh at it more every time.

lulz @ Christianity trying to prove itself through a banana.



ps banana's are opened by monkeys (who we come from) upside down in the wild.

That is the funniest shit I have ever seen.

To think there are people like that...makes me scared.

Notice how the banana is evidence of a good god yet the ebola virus...

Godtube?

Awesome video.

quote:...Its just the right shape for the human mouth.

No, you can move your lips in relation to shapes you insert in your mouth.

quote:It's chewy,

If it's ripe it is, but he never said it didn't have to be ripe.

quote:easy to digest.

Not for belimics, or anyonw with eating disorders.

quote:It's even curved towards the face to make the whole process so much easier!

Thats purely dependant on how you hold a banana.

So, god just hates People with the inability to :

move thier lips,

pick ripe fruit,

eat & hold a banana properly.

What kind of fucked up religion is that?

Everything they mention is also perfect for monkeys. One thing though, bananas grow at the top of trees. What animal excells at climbing? That's right! The Monkey!

Heh, its another thing by the same guy

http://tinyurl.com/26uekw

Ahahaha, did anyone notice the comment at the bottom?

quote:

The same arugment could be made that the banana was designed to pleasure women in the genital regions.

"It has a point at the tip for ease of entry... it's just the right shape for the human mouth"

same goes for cocks. do you stick them in your mouth? maybe god wants you to?

"It's chewy"

Yet again, same goes for cocks (at least according to Bernd Brandes).

I'm telling you, this guy loooooooooves the cock.

That video is very unconvincing.

If anything, that fuels argument for evolution.

A banana fits into a monkey's hand. It fits into our hands. zomg, we evolved from the same thing.

Then again, couldn't this also prove that sucking cock isn't against Christian morals?

Stupidest fucking thing ever.

ATTENTION!

About the soda can thing, primates DON'T open a banana from the "tab" They use their nails to rip the bottom off.

IDIOT