im gay and therefore am familiar with anal sex.

a close female friend of mine began divulging to me intimate details of her sexual experiences with this guy. i guess he persuaded her to let him fuck her ass and now prefers it over vaginal sex.

my question: if a 'heterosexual' male enjoys fucking an asshole more than a vagina, doesn't that make him queer?

i mean, an asshole is an asshole and if hes doggy style fucking it might as well be a guy, not a girl.

and no its not that shes got a loose pussy.

your thoughts?

Girls have nicer asses than men.

No it doesnt.

Just means he prefers fucking assholes. (no pun intended)

It seems to me your friends boyfriend prefers being able to have the choice whether he wants to put it in the pink or the stink, or just play with boobs in general. The fact of the matter is, women have a lot more toys than men.

Then you have the affection of lovin a female.

So no, not gay. Nice try though.

Yeah, and also...if you let a girl go down on you. Thats gay. Because guys have mouths too. And also, if you kiss a girl, that makes you gay too.

This is almost as dumb as asking if oral will get a broad pregnant.

"If you masturbate, it means you're gay because guys have hands, too"

What a fucking joke.

quote:Originally posted by HARDMAN:

Girls have nicer asses than men.

There's no comparison. They’re big and round and just begging for a good spanking.

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

They’re big and round and just begging for a good spanking.So are babies heads, but every time I slap a toddler around, some asshole feels the need to call Child Protective Services...

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

So are babies heads, but every time I slap a toddler around, some asshole feels the need to call Child Protective Services...

lol

How could fucking a girl in the ass be considered gay?

You also put your dick in a girl's mouth. Gay men have oral sex as well...I guess getting a blowjob from a girl is gay, right?

[This message has been edited by AeroDynamic (edited 02-24-2007).]

Fucking a guy in the ass = gay

quote:Originally posted by hatchetninja666:

Fucking a guy in the ass = gay

fucking a pussy in the ass = beastiality

tyler

quote:Originally posted by The_Seventh_Artist:

fucking a pussy in the ass = beastiality

fucking an ass in the pussy = bestiality

I'm a young, straight male and though I have never had anal sex before, I would try it if I had the chance. But you know, with a girl...because that's what I'm sexually attracted to, Girls.

It's ok though,

You're gay, people will never expect you to understand anything sexual.

Nothing worse then fucking a bitch in the ass, then getting shit all over your dick. Not a good sight to see.

quote:Originally posted by hatchetninja666:

Nothing worse then fucking a bitch in the ass, then getting shit all over your dick. Not a good sight to see.

And for what , pray tell, did the good Lord give her a mouth for??

Its not that dumb of a question, considering a few of my friends are kind of homophobic so they of course think anything even close to gay equals gay. So they think a guy that would want to fuck a girls ass has to be gay. I think if a guy wants to fuck an ass hey its tighter then the pussy plus almost(some could oooze out and into cooter) no chance of preggers even if you don't use a condom, plus you get to play with tittys easierly.

I don't get how anybody could consider fucking a girl gay. However you do it.

Unless it's Brooke Hogan. (http://www.superiorpics.com/hs/brooke_hogan/main1.jpg) Then it's just like you're assfucking papa Hogan, which is simultaneously really manly and really gay.

[This message has been edited by Mr.Happy (edited 02-24-2007).]

THEN CALL ME GAY!

What you really meant to ask was "How can I get this guy to fuck me in the ass"

The answer to that is you can't, because he isnt gay.

Edit: I just saw a t-shirt hell advertisement that said "You dont have to be gay to like buttsex"

[This message has been edited by OrganizedChaos (edited 02-25-2007).]

you're only gay if you're the one getting fucked

That's really stupid. It is still the asshole of a WOMAN. How would that in anyway be perceived as homosexual.

It's not a man hole...

-F☺rd

quote:Originally posted by Ford Prefect:

That's really stupid. It is still the asshole of a WOMAN. How would that in anyway be perceived as homosexual.

It's not a man hole...

-F☺rdwoMAN. God damn you're dense! If you fuck a woMAN in the ass, it's the same as fucking a MAN in the ass!

God!

this thread proves that gays are inferior to straights

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

woMAN. God damn you're dense! If you fuck a woMAN in the ass, it's the same as fucking a MAN in the ass!

God!

I feel dirty

-F☺rd





[This message has been edited by Ford Prefect (edited 02-25-2007).]

Yeah, fucking a girl in the ass does make us happy.

If you are being fucked by a guy, you are either a woman, or a homosexal.

If you are fucking a woman, you are either a guy, or a lesbian.

Doesn't matter which hole you use, how often you use it, or what you use it for. The labels above apply.

So long as both people are having fun, and not forcing their issues on you, who gives a shit?

It's not like I walk up to people and introduce myself as straight.....

I did and I'm no cock smoker.

thats like saying fucking a girls mouth is gay? ? ?? ?

quote:Originally posted by immersionwarning:

im gay

I stopped reading after the first two words because i felt sleepy

rofl

[This message has been edited by mehowee_1 (edited 02-26-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by robinhoody:

So are babies heads, but every time I slap a toddler around, some asshole feels the need to call Child Protective Services...

Lol

what a stupid fag.