This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing that anyone has ever heard me say. And coming from me, that means a fucking LOT.

Alright... so, I found this bizzare new turn on that's hotter than leather and lace combined.



So.. I wake up in the morning.. I'm laying there. She (being already awake) jumps on the bed in her underwear, rolls me over and licks the sleep out of both my eyes... just one huge lick each, like a cat trying to clean something. Then, she jumps off me and my day starts.



How fucked is that? It's hot as shit.

That's not hot to me at all, but girls like cleaning my eyes too.

Thats sick???

For fucks sake...I mean...you have a website full of the most disgusting ginger porn.

Now THATS sick!

You're a closet homo.

Yes sir, you do seem to be a sick fuck. However, I doubt anyone here will think any less of you because of it.

weird but not sick

quote:Originally posted by StealthyRacoons:

weird but not sick

qft.

But there can be only one stealth....

quote:Originally posted by stealth_15:

qft.

But there can be only one stealth....



You seem to be the 15th.

Fail.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:



You seem to be the 15th.

Fail.

Roffle!

<3 Kate-

quote:Originally posted by monsoonalrain:

Yes sir, you do seem to be a sick fuck. However, I doubt anyone here will think any less of you because of it.

Only because it's not possible...

That's nothing!

In my last relationship, I learned that fecal matter makes an excellent midnight snack.

Your boyfriend is fucked up.

That's... really weird.

I think that's gross. Licking someone's eye boogers/crusties out? Nasty.

Tell kai to shut the fuck up -- A suggestion by rabbitweed

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

website full of the most disgusting ginger porn.

!

Link?

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

You're a closet homo.

I whole heartedly agree.

No, it would be sick if you had her take a gigantic shit on your face first thing in the morning.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:



You seem to be the 15th.

Fail.

I'd get mad, but I know life already dealt you a shit hand.

Guys, this is what Apple does to the innocent youth of today... I can remember when Tru was a PC man! His life was grand... Then he got a Mac... Now look at him...

His life is devoid of anything even remotely enjoyable. He gets his kicks wearing woman's underwear, and getting his eyelids licked by other guys, and worst of all trying to pretend he knows about computers...

Someone save this poor subhuman.

I didn't even read the thread. But:

You're a sick fuck!

:::EDIT::: WTF?!?!?! Kai is Tru_Souljer?!? HOLY SHIT! I was just thinking about you/Tru when Ketch made the ginger comment. ("Kai probably stole Trus redhead gallery") JESUS. I thought you left for good a while back man?

Now if only that sonofaspic Infrared would venture back here.

[This message has been edited by met_B_A_N_S (edited 01-16-2007).]

Hey man...At least she ain't trying to lick the stink nuggets from around your arse hairs.

I know a dude who says he gets turned on by blood. I think hes full of shit though.

Man, I wish I had some filthy twisted party-trick style fetish

quote:Originally posted by Knobchops:

I know a dude who says he gets turned on by blood. I think hes full of shit though.

Man, I wish I had some filthy twisted party-trick style fetish

Learn to bend over and fire anal beads accross the table into waiting cups held by your fellow partygoers.

You'll be an instant legend.

Dude, that can't be sanitary. And man, Gus is right. You used to be bitchin. Now you're all... Kai, n junk.

quote:Originally posted by Knobchops:

I know a dude who says he gets turned on by blood. I think hes full of shit though.

Man, I wish I had some filthy twisted party-trick style fetish



Blood is hot. *licks lips*

~~~

quote:Originally posted by Demoiselle:

Dude, that can't be sanitary. And man, Gus is right. You used to be bitchin. Now you're all... Kai, n junk.

He's been downgraded... *FAIL*

Announcing in the thread title

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

A thread by Kai

Man, you're in a league of your own!

Lame.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

Guys, this is what Apple does to the innocent youth of today... I can remember when Tru was a PC man! His life was grand... Then he got a Mac... Now look at him...

His life is devoid of anything even remotely enjoyable. He gets his kicks wearing woman's underwear, and getting his eyelids licked by other guys, and worst of all trying to pretend he knows about computers...

Someone save this poor subhuman.

Considering that OS X=the cheapest UNIX solution out there... Its not really for the looks, heck XGL/Berl completely own mac in that respect.

Last login: Sun Jan 14 01:25:19 on console

Welcome to Darwin!

nights-computer:~ night$ uname -a

Darwin nights-computer.local 8.7.3 Darwin Kernel Version 8.7.3: Tue Aug 8 18:09:46 PDT 2006; root:xnu-792.11.2.obj~1/RELEASE_I386 i386 i386

nights-computer:~ night$ UNIX...

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

You're a closet homo.

Why aren't you moderators allies?

if you didn't ask your gf to do that... then i'd have to say she's the sick fuck,... your just nasty cuzz you liked it.

your lucky, your girl lives with you.. i'd love that

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:

Learn to bend over and fire anal beads accross the table into waiting cups held by your fellow partygoers.

You'll be an instant legend.

I'm not sure if that is the type of "legend" most of us seek to be, though.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

You're a closet homo.

And the world is his closest?

- Rabb

quote:Originally posted by stealth_15:

I'd get mad, but I know life already dealt you a shit hand.

I would laugh, but i know Kate_ already owned the fuck out of you and you made it look worse with this post.

its calles oculolinctus: oculo-eye,linctus-lick. it believed to derive or is an extrean form of oculophilia: oculo-eye,philia-attachment to.

You see, I wish my wife would try something like that. I just can't say to her, "hey baby, in the mornings when I wake up, can you jump on the bed in your underwear and lick my eyes then make me breakfast?".

Tru-soljer was alot more annoying than Kai, so stop your bitching people!!

God damn I love totse... It's a little odd but hey, I've been turned on by some strange shit before so hey.

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

You're a closet homo.

ouch!

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Tru-soljer was alot more annoying than Kai, so stop your bitching people!!

and :tru was somewhere in between...

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Tru-soljer was alot more annoying than Kai, so stop your bitching people!!

Triple-penetratory anal rape is worse than double-penetratory anal rape.

2 African Americans vs 3 Asians?

quote:Originally posted by hedonist:

Considering that OS X=the cheapest UNIX solution out there... Its not really for the looks, heck XGL/Berl completely own mac in that respect.

Last login: Sun Jan 14 01:25:19 on console

Welcome to Darwin!

nights-computer:~ night$ uname -a

Darwin nights-computer.local 8.7.3 Darwin Kernel Version 8.7.3: Tue Aug 8 18:09:46 PDT 2006; root:xnu-792.11.2.obj~1/RELEASE_I386 i386 i386

nights-computer:~ night$ UNIX...

Uh huh... When you could just as easily get a Linux Operating System and enjoy a much better experience WHILE BEING ABLE TO CUSTOMIZE YOUR PHYSICAL COMPUTER IN A MUCH MORE OPEN WAY!! Oh, and for a "lot cheaper" too.

Fucking idiot.

~~~

quote:Originally posted by yoyobek:

Tru-soljer was alot more annoying than Kai, so stop your bitching people!!

Actually, Tru was a rather stand-up guy. But yes, he was annoying. Kai, though, is just one fucking little annoying Apple loving dildo-wanting panty-wearing flaming-in-the-closet kinda guy.

And stop shoving your nose in everyone's business, Yoyo. You're getting annoying, yourself. :|

quote:Originally posted by Gus:



And stop shoving your nose in everyone's business, Yoyo. You're getting annoying, yourself. :|

Go fuck yourself gustave!

I dont see you bitching at anyone else in this thread for daring to post, so dont you dare fucking try that shit on me.

And for your fucking information, this forum.. this scary big thing open to anyone who happens to find it, is in a rather public place!!

So I dont see how I'm sticking my nose into anything considering it's open to the public and people are actually waving their problems around for people to see in here.

Just fuck off gustave. You're a fat silly little boy who's read too many shitty psychology books and you think you're smart. You're not. I think you talk about all your worldly knowledge in S&A but the only S&A you've ever received is from girls who are stupid enough to pitty you. And that's all you'll get.

You should really just back the fuck off and stop being so shitty to everyone. If all you see in people is shit then that says more about yourself than them.

You really smell awfull. You're a sick unpleasant person and not much will change that, but a shower and a detox week might help a bit.

I was wondering what that smell was...

I was waiting for the part where Steve Jobs comes on your face, but that part never came. Left it out did you?

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

I'm not sure if that is the type of "legend" most of us seek to be, though.

Why the hell not?!?!

How many straight guys out there would be able to do that let alone admit it?!?!

Legend.

I won't tell you you're a sick fuck... but I will tell you you're an angry, disgruntled, Nintendo nerd that bosses kids around on an internet forum.

quote:This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing that anyone has ever heard me say. And coming from me, that means a fucking LOT.

quote:A thread by Kai

You're also an attention whore. Hahaha, you sure are cool Kai.



[This message has been edited by halo007 (edited 01-17-2007).]

quote:Originally posted by Kai:

This is quite possibly the most disturbing thing that anyone has ever heard me say. And coming from me, that means a fucking LOT.

Alright... so, I found this bizzare new turn on that's hotter than leather and lace combined.



So.. I wake up in the morning.. I'm laying there. She (being already awake) jumps on the bed in her underwear, rolls me over and licks the sleep out of both my eyes... just one huge lick each, like a cat trying to clean something. Then, she jumps off me and my day starts.



How fucked is that? It's hot as shit.

I got like half a stalk after reading that

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

You're a closet homo.

hah, dude i had a girlfriend that would always do that, not licking it but like cleaning my eyes!

maybe it is a woman thing?

I think it is sexy, but a bit grose at that same time.

Edit:just read the majority of the thread and am really confused now.

[This message has been edited by nau06248 (edited 01-17-2007).]

Maybe it is a delusional bitch thing?

You not think getting licked is hot?

wait a minute...so Kai is actually Tru?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Thats sick???

For fucks sake...I mean...you have a website full of the most disgusting ginger porn.

Now THATS sick!

why do you hate gingers so much? (asides from the fact that they are a product of satan)

hmmmm strange...yes but whatever floats your boat!

Gus, your right bout yoyo, and yoyo, your right bout tru

yoyo, you've been a pain as long as i can remember. First whinin bout your bf, how much you loved him and how much he treated you like shit while we told you to leave him AGES ago. And now you seem to invade EVERY damn thread on totse. You bored now nobody's abusin you?



And indeed, tru has become a LOT less annoyin since he's not tru anymore. No endless emo rants. Just a bit narrow minded, but that can be seen as refreshin too. Quite some people on totse dig anything.



That bein said, i don't think it's sick, or weird, it's cool, but not every damn day



(and to the first mofo to comment on my spelling, i'm dyslectic, english is not my native language and 5 other languages are fightin for room in my head (luckily in most country's they learn only one, cause they find themselves uberimportant. Maybe a good thing, from what i get the average americans brain isn't big enough to contain more then one language, and even that one not properly))

I less than 3 totse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2e1BaskUWYA

This thread reared it's ugly head from the past and must be killed.