Edit: Garbage post, girl was a whore, I was a starry eyed fool.

That is really, really sweet. I am a full blooded lesbian, and I fucking wish my girlfriend thought that of me. I hope you two go somewhere, because you seem like a really nice girl.

this thread is useless without pix

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

this thread is useless without pix

no tittywop for u, get out of my thread

I read all of that, and it made me smile.

Love can be anywhere, in anyone.

Guess now you got a reason to drive a Subaru?

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

no tittywop for u, get out of my thread

ha, then gtfo totse if you wanna play @ church.



my sarcastic troll impression aside,

you sound very smart and sweet.

This post sounds like a horrible romance novel.

Congratulations though.

quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:

That is really, really sweet. I am a full blooded lesbian, and I fucking wish my girlfriend thought that of me. I hope you two go somewhere, because you seem like a really nice girl.

Are you really getting 50,000 dollars to do a porno?

quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:

That is really, really sweet. I am a full blooded lesbian, and I fucking wish my girlfriend thought that of me. I hope you two go somewhere, because you seem like a really nice girl.

....Thought you were asexual?

quote:Originally posted by UnforgiVen3:

....Thought you were asexual?

She's not asexual, dude, she's an attention-whore.

quote:Originally posted by sylph:

This post sounds like a horrible romance novel.

Congratulations though.

i know

Edit:

And now I wish I had killed her when she was sleeping in my bed.

Congo-rats, on finding your special someone. now all you need is some lube and a strap on (and a digital camera).

Too pretentious/couldn't read

quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:

That is really, really sweet. I am a full blooded lesbian, and I fucking wish my girlfriend thought that of me. I hope you two go somewhere, because you seem like a really nice girl.



Bollocks. The only thing you are is 14.

That was moving. I'm also gay, and first love, no matter who it's with, is always gonna feel that way.

I can't promise that it will last, but I can promise that while you have it, you will enjoy every waking moment of it.

Cheers young lover!

quote:Originally posted by rabbitweed:

Too pretentious/couldn't read

Ya. I got half way then induced vomitting.

lawl.

quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:

That is really, really sweet. I am a full blooded lesbian, and I fucking wish my girlfriend thought that of me. I hope you two go somewhere, because you seem like a really nice girl.

Did this dumb bitch just say full blooded lesbian? LOL!

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Did this dumb bitch just say full blooded lesbian? LOL!

You. IRC. Now.

ATTENTION-WHORING 4TW

(her, not you)

That's great man I wish I was in your shoes.

You should become a writer, great grammar and sentence structure.

got a pic?

Lesbians kind of annoy me.

Gay guys, you know where you are with them, they can be your friend and you can tell them that you aren't interested in them and they'll leave you alone, might even set you up with some bitches.

A hot lesbian is just a waste of good looks. I can't enjoy them because she's not inclined to males. I can drop any idea of walking in on two having sex and me getting to join in as well.

I don't mind lesbians really, just please be friendly bull dykes.

As amazing as you tried to put it, your choice of... Words and kAtE-'s comment made me burst out laughing.

quote:Originally posted by Tw1sted_Rose:

That is really, really sweet. I am a full blooded lesbian, and I fucking wish my girlfriend thought that of me. I hope you two go somewhere, because you seem like a really nice girl. Oh, I'm sure. When did you decide you're lesbian? Sometime after your last thread? Attention whore.

I was honestly expecting Bel-Air here...

now that ive read the entire post...

Im dissapointed it wasnt, because then it MAY have been interesting to say the least.

Full blooded lesbian my ass! You are an attention whore on steroids. You are a cock-smooching, cock-guzzling, 14 year old bitch who knows nothing of life. Fresh out of 7th grade dumbfuck. STFU/GTFO and kill yourself, and save the taxpayers some money you worthless waste of life. You ask TOTSE for advise asking if you should do the pono your agent wants you to do. You are an attention-hungry liar. First of all, you are ugly. Second of all, agents wouldn't do that in fear of getting sued and being put in jail. And if you really aren't lying, you must have done something to get the reputation of a whore, or else why would he ask you? He just not going to ask you to do a porno out of the blue. You are a lying whore dickmeister. Just die.

[This message has been edited by total mayhem (edited 12-26-2006).]

why r u a lesbian?

quote:Originally posted by Captain WTF:

As amazing as you tried to put it, your choice of... Words and kAtE-'s comment made me burst out laughing.

Yeah, me too! It's a pretty hilarious post, and I'm glad it's funny.. but thats not the point behind it.

The point is, I tried my best to describe the feeling.

I'm not ashamed of the fact that I don't possess an amazing ability to describe stuff and make it romantic and awesome at the same time.

I did my best, thats good enough for me.

Also - I would've had the same reaction as kAtE- a month or two ago. I would've puked, and probably made a comment. Hearing those words of adoration (as silly as they might be) come out of my mouth is quite astonishing.

I'm glad it's funny, and I'm glad I posted it.

Edit: I'm no longer glad I posted it. I feel like a jackass. That girl is a piece of shit.

This thread is slowly, but surely, being hijacked.

Anyways, good luck.

Thats because I'm secretly a terrorist.

I hope after the romance dies down, your friendship holds enough water to keep you two together.

Wow, I bet you had an amazing christmas! Btw try the word illustrious, it's cool.

PIX OR GTFO, DIKE

illustrious...



sweet

I wish I felt that way about someone again.

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

why r u a lesbian?

Coz she's too ugly to deserve penis.

Oh, that and, guys don't fall for ATTENTION WHORES anymore.

Oh, and I don't give a shit that you're lesbian, proud to be lesbian, found your perfect "lesbian" match.

You're not special because you're lesbian.

Chances are you're a troll anyway.

Eh. You'll get over it.

To those who posted negatively...

It's kind of sad that you're bitter enough to want to respond angrily when someone else is happy.

I bet if you were willing to cool off for a few minutes and stop angry with the world then you might be ashamed of making fun of someone elses positive feelings. It's something that most people grow out of as they age, and finally just learn to say "I'm happy for you." It's not worth the energy to be negative to others because you are jealous or bitter. Some people belive that what you put into the world is what you get back.

Edit: I still believe this, and I do love my new girlfriend (who I actually communicate with), but the original girl was a whore and thus I must edit every post here.

quote:Originally posted by DXM User:

Coz she's too ugly to deserve penis.

Oh, that and, guys don't fall for ATTENTION WHORES anymore.

Burned by girls, much? Sorry, I guess we can be kind of mean. Don't get too upset about it, we aren't attracted to the angry, fat, and nerdy totse user types.

Might be too late considering you're taking out your frustration on a random girl on totse.

quote:Originally posted by I_like_pie:

Oh, and I don't give a shit that you're lesbian, proud to be lesbian, found your perfect "lesbian" match.

You're not special because you're lesbian.

Chances are you're a troll anyway.

You cared enough to post.

I don't recall saying I cared whether you cared about me. In fact, I believe part of my post was that I don't care what others think of this situation. Maybe you should read the original post (and comprehend it) before posting.

Also, I have a reg date of 2002 (far before yours), and I have less posts than you by a long shot.. I'd think maybe you were a troll.

For instance: Your post is completely and utterly useless.

Since you don't give a shit about my "being a lesbian", and I don't give a shit that you don't give a shit, wouldn't it have made more sense to just not have posted at all?

In fact, I think your post fits the very definition of trolling. Perhaps in the future you will consider the moronic tendency with which you patrol this forum.

My my, totse seems a bit testy today!

[This message has been edited by SephirothAngelus (edited 12-27-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

why r u a lesbian?

I'm not, I'm bi. Although totse is slowly turning me away from men.

If I was a lesbian, then the answer would probably be something like this.

"Because I'm attracted to other girls, and not men."



This is starting to seem like spurious more and more.

Well, don't let totse be the thing that turns you away from men. To be honest, the majority of totse is a cesspool of, well to use your own words, angry, fat, and nerdy men. S&A seems like it would be worse, since in many cases it's where people go if they're not getting any (hey why do you think I ventured in here? )

Don't read this. HAH you did! Bastard...

quote:Originally posted by DTP:

Well, don't let totse be the thing that turns you away from men. To be honest, the majority of totse is a cesspool of, well to use your own words, angry, fat, and nerdy men. S&A seems like it would be worse, since in many cases it's where people go if they're not getting any (hey why do you think I ventured in here? )

Thats why I hang out in gearheads. Plenty of scruffy semi-older guys wiping their hangs off with rags and talking about big motors.

Thats not the ONLY reason I hang out in gearheads... but it does have one of my favorite userbases on this site.

quote:Originally posted by RogueWarheart:

this thread is useless without pix

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

I'm not, I'm bi. Although totse is slowly turning me away from men.

If I was a lesbian, then the answer would probably be something like this.

"Because I'm attracted to other girls, and not men."



This is starting to seem like spurious more and more.

I asked why r u a lesbian.

The response; "Because I'm attracted to other girls, and not men." is a pretty lame response, smart-ass.

I want to know -- what do you think made you attracted to women in the first place?

is it because your dad was mean to you?

is it because you were "used" by men, and aren't attracted to them anymore?

or are you just genetically predisposed to like women?

yay for the 14 yr old lesbo fuck it your happy we get the picture.thats not a story but its just you rambling on about how hot she is and how you were depressed at some point

quote:Originally posted by silverballs:

yay for the 14 yr old lesbo fuck it your happy we get the picture.thats not a story but its just you rambling on about how hot she is and how you were depressed at some point

Go fuck yourself. SephirothAngelus your style of writing is very unique... but it seems that you are in your own world with your views of this girl. Congratulations, fuck homophobes.

I'm 19 not 14.

Thanks for the compliment, Der Omerta.

Haelow, I have a very good relationship with my father. I've never had a boyfriend be anything but nice to me.

My brain just tells me that I like girls too. Why do you like whoever it is that you like? Take those same reasons and apply them to me.

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

I'm not, I'm bi. Although totse is slowly turning me away from men.

If I was a lesbian, then the answer would probably be something like this.

"Because I'm attracted to other girls, and not men."



This is starting to seem like spurious more and more.

Please shut up. What is with this forum? Why are so many people being fucking retarded?

Carbon B:

Listen bitchtits, pull the victorias secret panties outta your asshole, and get a fucking life.

You need to get the fuck out of my thread if you don't want to hear what I have to say.

I defended you last time I saw people ripping on you for what seemed like no reason... Now you want to come in my thread and wave your dick in the air for attention?

Do I come into your threads and make fun of you for moseying on up to Sony with that shit eating grin on your face, and sucking their cocks until they nut in your mouth?

No, I don't. I keep my mouth shut and let you preach about how Sony's cock is the biggest, and how good it feels when they split you open forcibly. Know why? It's because I couldn't care less about your opinion. So why bother correcting you when I am completely indifferent?

If you feel like making a cunt out of yourself, I don't mind. But don't come into my threads and start shit.

So if you think I'm being a moron, extend me the same courtesy that I do to you and shut the fuck up. Theres a forum for your petty little bitching, and this isn't it.

[This message has been edited by SephirothAngelus (edited 12-28-2006).]

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

words

You!

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

Carbon B:

Listen bitchtits, pull the victorias secret panties outta your asshole, and get a fucking life.

You need to get the fuck out of my thread if you don't want to hear what I have to say.

I defended you last time I saw people ripping on you for what seemed like no reason... Now you want to come in my thread and wave your dick in the air for attention?

Do I come into your threads and make fun of you for moseying on up to Sony with that shit eating grin on your face, and sucking their cocks until they nut in your mouth?

No, I don't. I keep my mouth shut and let you preach about how Sony's cock is the biggest, and how good it feels when they split you open forcibly. Know why? It's because I couldn't care less about your opinion. So why bother correcting you when I am completely indifferent?

If you feel like making a cunt out of yourself, I don't mind. But don't come into my threads and start shit.

So if you think I'm being a moron, extend me the same courtesy that I do to you and shut the fuck up. Theres a forum for your petty little bitching, and this isn't it.



Bitch, what the fuck are you babbling about? Sony? Suck a company's dick? You are going way off fucking subject. I simply commented on the stupidity of you, and of the people you attract. That is all. I really didn't read shit that you wrote in this entire thread.

I don't give a shit that you tried to back me up. Your help isn't necessary and neither is your bullshit accusations. I can only take so much whoring, and your whoring was just too much. Sorry, I guess I'll leave you to shutting the fuck up.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Sorry, I guess I'll leave you to shutting the fuck up.

Thanks! Thats all I wanted. I'm glad you're being a good sport about it.

That's because I'm a gentlemen, bitch.

Wow this post is confusing, annoying and amusing all rolled into one... I don't think that's even possible but what the hell.

Now I'll wait for everyone to realise that you're going round in circles before I say this, I really don't think there was a point to this topic it's just one person stating how happy she is. I don't think she really gives a flying f*** if anyone cares.

Oh and don't bother smart assing back to this cos I only go on once a month

^You think we don't know what? Shut the fuck up.

"Connection of committed charismatic crimson courtship."?

Ew.

Also, nice alliteration.

Also, cut out the say 6 paragraphs defining love and your knowledge thereof. Seriously, mathematics has nothing to do with this.

But otherwise, congrats.

I got 10 bucks that says she's a fat ugly dyke.

What're my odds?

quote:Originally posted by Haelow:

I asked why r u a lesbian.

The response; "Because I'm attracted to other girls, and not men." is a pretty lame response, smart-ass.

I want to know -- what do you think made you attracted to women in the first place?

is it because your dad was mean to you?

is it because you were "used" by men, and aren't attracted to them anymore?

or are you just genetically predisposed to like women?



prob bcuz no decent d00d wood get n e were neer dat skanky snatch! !Lolol

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

I got 10 bucks that says she's a fat ugly dyke.

What're my odds?

i got 5 that its really a dude.. no such thing as women on totse.

also too contribute to the thread. i read about half the post and from what i read i would recommend the poster get a therapist.

alliteration overload!

I never realised there were so many fags on totse..

Nope, I'm not a d00d or a dyke, I actually dated a totse member at one time (Cloaked Dagger). I'm also decently attractive.

I've been to therapy before. I ended up solving my depression by myself, with no help from therapists. It was a big waste of money.

Anyway, yeah the post is just about how I'm happy and stuff. It sure is interesting watching how different people react to it though.

lol I feel bad, I scrolled through two pages of type to see some lesbian sex piks ...all i got was a chick fight....woot on OP on getting true love though! Support anyone with anyone screw heterosexuality

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

Nope, I'm not a d00d or a dyke, I actually dated a totse member at one time (Cloaked Dagger). I'm also decently attractive.

I've been to therapy before. I ended up solving my depression by myself, with no help from therapists. It was a big waste of money.

Anyway, yeah the post is just about how I'm happy and stuff. It sure is interesting watching how different people react to it though.

I'm happy for you, really I am, but I felt like pointing out how pompous you sounded.

I'm probably just a little bitter, and probably vaguely homophobic. Towards lesbians, at least. I'm sure someone's said this already, but, don't be (or become) a bull dyke. Don't do it to yourself. It's just not worth it.

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

^You think we don't know what? Shut the fuck up.

ya know... no offense or anything but...

You're a waste of oxygen and your mother should've given your dad a blowjob the night you were conceived.

You're the most negative prick I've seen on this board since I've been here (only a month and change less than you) and it's really irritating. I know you get a boner out of watching people get pissed at you and it riles up your insides to see someone get mad when you thrash around your ignorance and state your two cents (which no one seems to ever give a fuck about, unless they're kissing your ass because you've been through the years here for a while), but seriously, could you shut the fuck up and take the stick out of your ass just one time? On every section in this forum, you've decided you were God and all you said was golden, immaculate and sacrosanct, but to be honest, it's not, and most of the time you are an ignorant fuck. So do us all a favour by shutting your mouth. Also, as an aside, as OP said... kindly remove sony's wretched phallus from your mouth and stop being the little fan boy we all know you are. I know you're probably a very educated person, and you're probably not some kidiot douche, seeing as how you're been here a month longer than I, so I know you've got better sense than to troll all over like you do.

Thanks.

I'm still looking for the hott lesbian part...

I'm in love with a girl too.

I'm a guy though.

Love is the worst kind of pain.

quote:Originally posted by socratic:

I'm happy for you, really I am, but I felt like pointing out how pompous you sounded.

I'm probably just a little bitter, and probably vaguely homophobic. Towards lesbians, at least. I'm sure someone's said this already, but, don't be (or become) a bull dyke. Don't do it to yourself. It's just not worth it.

Hell no, I love being girly and theres no way I'll ever change.

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

I'm 19 not 14.

Thanks for the compliment, Der Omerta.

Haelow, I have a very good relationship with my father. I've never had a boyfriend be anything but nice to me.

My brain just tells me that I like girls too. Why do you like whoever it is that you like? Take those same reasons and apply them to me.

interesstig

all the best!!!

I don't leik the thoughts of other women, liking other women. cuz then it's like - they don't need me anymore, and i don't like that.

my cousin is a lesbian, and she's really pretty too. such a waste.

o well,

have fun

finckle squeesims!!!!!

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

In the same way that a set of numbers can be infinite, and there is still a ~LARGER INFINITE SET~...



That seems fundamentally flawed!

*Ponders it.* *Head explodes*

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

Hell no, I love being girly and theres no way I'll ever change.

Good-o.

Also, try to maintain some idea of equality (don't become a Femenist) while you're at it, but otherwise best of luck and I hope your heart don't get broke.

quote:Originally posted by Masero:

ya know... no offense or anything but...

You're a waste of oxygen and your mother should've given your dad a blowjob the night you were conceived.

You're the most negative prick I've seen on this board since I've been here (only a month and change less than you) and it's really irritating. I know you get a boner out of watching people get pissed at you and it riles up your insides to see someone get mad when you thrash around your ignorance and state your two cents (which no one seems to ever give a fuck about, unless they're kissing your ass because you've been through the years here for a while), but seriously, could you shut the fuck up and take the stick out of your ass just one time? On every section in this forum, you've decided you were God and all you said was golden, immaculate and sacrosanct, but to be honest, it's not, and most of the time you are an ignorant fuck. So do us all a favour by shutting your mouth. Also, as an aside, as OP said... kindly remove sony's wretched phallus from your mouth and stop being the little fan boy we all know you are. I know you're probably a very educated person, and you're probably not some kidiot douche, seeing as how you're been here a month longer than I, so I know you've got better sense than to troll all over like you do.

Thanks.

Do you think that anything you are trying to do hasn't been done before? I have ran over mother fuckers like you since I've been here. Every now and then a little bitch like yourself tries to come out of the woodwork and try and tell me what I am and what I am doing.

Please, just don't even waste your fucking breathe. My dad should of gotten a blowjob? How fucking original you prick. Do me a favor, when you are talking to me, address me as the superior I am. If I was ever to meet you in real life you would kneel before me. You don't understand what I bring to the table, but for the select few that do, they appreciate the knowledge that I depart with.

In other words. Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. You ain't got shit on this, and your opinion is worth about as my shit sold in ziploc bags.

Uh oh, someones shitty

quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Do you think that anything you are trying to do hasn't been done before? I have ran over mother fuckers like you since I've been here. Every now and then a little bitch like yourself tries to come out of the woodwork and try and tell me what I am and what I am doing.

Please, just don't even waste your fucking breathe. My dad should of gotten a blowjob? How fucking original you prick. Do me a favor, when you are talking to me, address me as the superior I am. If I was ever to meet you in real life you would kneel before me. You don't understand what I bring to the table, but for the select few that do, they appreciate the knowledge that I depart with.

In other words. Shut the fuck up you dumb bitch. You ain't got shit on this, and your opinion is worth about as my shit sold in ziploc bags.

Sorry, I don't believe I'd bow to you. I haven't bowed to anyone yet in my life and I don't plan on starting anytime soon. You can run your mouth about how glorious you are and whatever else, but you truly are a waste of oxygen if you think you're some sort of greatness. Typing arrogant ramblings in a forum, waving your e-penis around, doesn't make you great.

Lol, SephirothAngelus, did you just make this thread to bitch and defend yourself against inevitable flames? Side note: Your obsession over this girl will drive her off and you'll be all alone. Stupid bitch.

quote:Originally posted by Trapped In A Box:

Lol, SephirothAngelus, did you just make this thread to bitch and defend yourself against inevitable flames? Side note: Your obsession over this girl will drive her off and you'll be all alone. Stupid bitch.

Question: Nope, read above.

Response to your statement: No, she feels the same way.

But thanks for the input!

Edit: but she ended up being a stupid whore and I never want to see her again, lolol

quote:Originally posted by socratic:

Good-o.

Also, try to maintain some idea of equality (don't become a Femenist) while you're at it, but otherwise best of luck and I hope your heart don't get broke.

Don't worry, I have a lot of male friends. Guys aren't the heartless bastards some people think they are. In fact, they're quite soft inside... they just pretend not to be.

Read any number of posts in this forum which wouldn't be considered "totse-induced idiocy" (eg. talk about bitches this, rape that etc.).. and you'll find a lot of boys saying "I really like this girl a lot!! How do I get her to like me?" and "I really want to make her happy!"

So yeah, I have nothing against men. Except that they can be irritating from time to time, but I don't think I'm superior or anything.

quote:Originally posted by Masero:

Sorry, I don't believe I'd bow to you. I haven't bowed to anyone yet in my life and I don't plan on starting anytime soon. You can run your mouth about how glorious you are and whatever else, but you truly are a waste of oxygen if you think you're some sort of greatness. Typing arrogant ramblings in a forum, waving your e-penis around, doesn't make you great.

There are a lot of things that you don't believe would happen until they happen. You may think that I am some arrogant prick trying to prove how badass I am on the internet. This isn't the case, this is only one perception that a closed minded individual like yourself see's. Think what you want, do what you want, say what you want. It doesn't change me, only makes me appreciate what I know, and what you can never know.

Hopefully you will realize what I am talking about before you die, and maybe try to gain something for yourself instead of closing yourself off to all suggestion.

quote:Originally posted by Nephtys-Ra:

I got 10 bucks that says she's a fat ugly dyke.

What're my odds?

1 to 1 sadly.

Fucking dykes.

Too Long / Didn't Read

quote:Originally posted by SephirothAngelus:

Meghan's my infinity, which can never be outclassed... because our infinite love exponentially increases with every interaction, creating an infinite chain of exponential infinities with infinities as their exponents continuing on infinitely.

Wow. The break-up is gonna be epic.

SephirothAngelus, do you go to Bolsa Grande?

[This message has been edited by ZeroDyne (edited 12-31-2006).]

Just post a video of you having sex and then leave totse.

*ignores mean-spirited fools*

Good for you, Sephiroth.

quote:Originally posted by jb_mcbean:

Love is the worst kind of pain.

HAHAHA! That is some funny words!



quote:Originally posted by CarbonB:

Please, just don't even waste your fucking breathe.

It doesn't take any extra breath to type a response... hardly what I'd call a waste...

Sidenote: Asshat.

you say men arent heartless, Sephiroth. Yet I am, because life took mine away from me. Gratz though...It makes me feel a tiny bit better knowing people are actually using what hasnt been taken from them.....

Well I'm happy you found happyness. I personally cannot understand homosexuallity, it just simply dosen't click with me. But that dosen't mean that I'm not happy for ya. Good luck and best wishes.

quote:Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:

Wow. The break-up is gonna be epic.

If there was a breakup, it would have to be so epic that they'd be playing "Escape" by Craig Armstrong in the background.

That or "Ghost Love Score" by Nightwish.

In classic YTMND style!

Edit: Actually the breakup was set to Godsmack's "I fucking hate you!"

I learned a lot though.

quote:Originally posted by ZeroDyne:

SephirothAngelus, do you go to Bolsa Grande?



Whats Bolsa Grande?

quote:Originally posted by Roast Beef:

*ignores mean-spirited fools*

Good for you, Sephiroth.

It doesn't take any extra breath to type a response... hardly what I'd call a waste...

Sidenote: Asshat.

It's a figure of speech you fucking dork. Do you really want to get that technical? Don't waste the finger strength you cunt.