Anyone else paranoid about where their cum ends up? like a girl taking it off the tisue in the trash can, or anywhere else then sticking it up her vagina, charging you for rape because now they have proof?

No.

Um...what?

ROFL. No, I wasn't... but I sure am now!

Paranoid Delusions.

You okay, buddy?

quote:Originally posted by osessity:

...charging you for rape because now they have proof?



You didn't quite think this statement out, did you? They have special nurses, usually pretty old like in their 50s that examine girls that cry rape, and they have the same nurses do this that have decades of experience, and they can spot self-inflicted injuries really easily, and are usually pretty good at spotting fake emotions too.

Also, how are you going to get cum from a tissue and then insert into a vagina in a manner that in any way resembles rape?!?

Wow, you are so amazingly paranoid.

thats why you always make sure she swallows

quote:Originally posted by JoseValentin:

thats why you always make sure she swallows

You've watched that film where this dude moves into this house and then the guy who owns the houses daughter takes some of his jizz out of a used condom in his trash and puts it up her poontang and cries rape as to blackmail him or something.

quote:Originally posted by deathtojack:

You've watched that film where this dude moves into this house and then the guy who owns the houses daughter takes some of his jizz out of a used condom in his trash and puts it up her poontang and cries rape as to blackmail him or something.

Nope, or maybe I did and sub-consciously remember?

But yeah it's fucked up, I have a lot of other paranoid thoughts to. Especially of electronics in my room. I can't sleep if theres electronics turned on in my room, I keep thinking someones doing something with it to watch me.

quote:Originally posted by osessity:

Nope, or maybe I did and sub-consciously remember?

But yeah it's fucked up, I have a lot of other paranoid thoughts to. Especially of electronics in my room. I can't sleep if theres electronics turned on in my room, I keep thinking someones doing something with it to watch me.

Dude, seriously...you're fucked up.

Haha, this takes the cake!

quote:Originally posted by Chris182:

You okay, buddy?

...Tweekers!!!

quote:Originally posted by Spiritus Sancti:

Dude, seriously...you're fucked up.

*fuck, he's onto me, better log out of the vibrator.*

quote:Originally posted by kAtE-:

Wow, you are so amazingly paranoid.

It just makes me wonder how many girls used those tampons I masturbated onto... How many little half-Gus's are runnin' around...

LMAO. This thread is inexplicable.

quote:Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:

ROFL. No, I wasn't... but I sure am now!

LOL, why are boys so paranoid about being charged or rape.

What kind of fucked up chick would do that, honestly, are they bored or something?

quote:Originally posted by pulsera:

LOL, why are boys so paranoid about being charged or rape.

What kind of fucked up chick would do that, honestly, are they bored or something?

Are you kidding?! I know PLENTY of women who would claim a guy raped her for either money, revenge, or other things that women crave.

quote:Originally posted by pulsera:

What kind of fucked up chick would do that, honestly, are they bored or something?

The same kind that attention whore themselves out on web forums and act ALL surprised when you show up at their door and want to fuck them.

Seriously, what kind of fucked up preteen would do that, honestly, are they fucking idiots or something?

Love sucks... True love swallows

i read an article about women that tried to followed shaq or some famous basketball whatever and searched his trashcan for used condoms, impregnated themselves with his semen, had his child and took paternity tests to get child support.

but you're completely delusional to think someonee would try to do that to you.

OP.

I'm paranoid as well.

I have the same exact thoughts.

It happened to me in Highschool. I was just making out with a freshman, I was a senior. Her friend told everyone what happened.

And then after everyone found out what she did, I was told by one of my friends that I raped her. I was like "WTF" people still hated me. Even after everything was cleared up.

It happenes.

Flush is your friend, always flush your cum down the toilet. works for me.

I don't think the sperm can survive for very long on their own once they're out of the body. So unless some crazy bitch comes and shoves your used rubber up her minge while you're still having your post-coital cigarette, I think you'll be ok mate.

Well, when I say "ok", I mean with regards to the whole semen-theft-rape-allegations thing. To be honest, I doubt that's the biggest of your problems. See a therapist, or do drugs, or something. At least then you have an excuse for being crazy

if you are paranoid, then just don't have sex and don't cum

quote:Originally posted by osessity:

Nope, or maybe I did and sub-consciously remember?

But yeah it's fucked up, I have a lot of other paranoid thoughts to. Especially of electronics in my room. I can't sleep if theres electronics turned on in my room, I keep thinking someones doing something with it to watch me.

Too right you are, because I hack into your computer and into your webcam, rotate it and watch you.

Or, if you don't have a computer or webcam in your room, I'm attracted to electronics in the same way bugs are attracted to light, and I end up watching you. Oh yeah.

So you watch yourself, y'hear?

Heh, that's pretty funny.

quote:Originally posted by Gus:

The same kind that attention whore themselves out on web forums and act ALL surprised when you show up at their door and want to fuck them.

Seriously, what kind of fucked up preteen would do that, honestly, are they fucking idiots or something?

Scary how much this post reveals.

don't you see that this fear is a little bit egocentric? i mean, no offense, i'm not saying you're narcissistic, but your fear kind of reveals a bit of a skewed perception of reality?

quote:Originally posted by osessity:

Nope, or maybe I did and sub-consciously remember?

But yeah it's fucked up, I have a lot of other paranoid thoughts to. Especially of electronics in my room. I can't sleep if theres electronics turned on in my room, I keep thinking someones doing something with it to watch me.

I think that people are watching me through my mirrors