Guys have you ever asked your bf/gf a rather "unusual" request?

If so, how did they react and did they do it for you?

I am talking about sexual things here just trying to be diplomatic.

Me: "Down on your knees!"

Her: "NO, NO WAY!"

Me: *smack*

Her: "Yes Master!"

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Me: "Down on your knees!"

Her: "NO, NO WAY!"

Me: *smack*

Her: "Yes Master!"

HOT

Why don't you give us an example of what you mean cowboy?

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Me: "Down on your knees!"

Her: "NO, NO WAY!"

Me: *smack*

Her: "Yes Master!"

I'm curious Jack, is it part of the game that you have to hit her? Because it seems to me that if you could get her to do it without relying on violence that would make yourself more powerful in her eyes.

ie. Having her simply do what you say with no need to ever enforce it, no matter how degrading.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Me: "Down on your knees!"

Her: "NO, NO WAY!"

Me: *smack*

Her: "Yes Master!"

fappity fappity fap

jkjk dude, but thts awesome

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Me: "Down on your knees!"

Her: "NO, NO WAY!"

Me: *smack*

Her: "Yes Master!"

lol pwnt

quote:Originally posted by Forgotten:

I'm curious Jack, is it part of the game that you have to hit her? Because it seems to me that if you could get her to do it without relying on violence that would make yourself more powerful in her eyes.

ie. Having her simply do what you say with no need to ever enforce it, no matter how degrading.

It was a joke you fuck

"Oh yeah...Call me Joey...C'mon...Who's yer favourite New Kid?!"

Great line from a great film!

I've never really asked for anything weird...Things just seem to...Happen!

Been asked weird things before...

Her "Oh yeah baby, hit me!"

Me "What the...."

quote:Originally posted by Punk_Rocker_22:

It was a joke you fuck

I'm aware you moron. But he's stated he's into domination and submission before so I thought he'd know.

Her: Can u shit on my chest before you fuck me?

Me: WTF!!

Her: just smear it around,

Me: :shits on her chest: :smears it: fucks her

Her: Wanna hang out next week?

Me: :shuts door on her face:

it was a very wierd night....

Never really came up with my now ex. We were REALLY open about sex and both semi kinky. I say semi because the stuff we did i dont know if some of you would consider kinky. Handcuffs, blind folds, food stuffs, school sex, sex in the park, almost sex in the park during day, oral/mutual masterbation in park during day, role playing, and she brought up fake rape, and other stuff. So I mean nothing was really embarrasing to us we were really open minded to each other and connected that way.

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Me: "Down on your knees!"

Her: "NO, NO WAY!"

Me: *smack*

Her: "Yes Master!"

I fapped

we were fucking upstairs during a party and a after about 20mins, this happened

Her: "Do you know what a donkey-punch is?"

Me: "yeah, why?"

Her: "DO IT!"

Me: "What?"

Her: "YEAH, RIGHT NOW!"

Me: *swings and belts her good against the back of her head*

Her: "OW! FUCK! WHY THE HELL DID YOU HIT ME?!"

Me: "you told me to."

Her: "WHEN!? OW!"

Me: "do YOU know what donkey punch means?"

Her: "No, but i didn't think it would hurt so much."

Me: "oh ok." *pulls out shoves it in her ass*

Her: "OW THAT HURT!"

Me: *jizzes*

Her: OH NO! *stumbles out of the room never to be seen or heard from again*

quote:Originally posted by jackketch:

Me: "Down on your knees!"

Her: "NO, NO WAY!"

Me: *smack*

Her: "Yes Master!"

That works in just about any situation, yes.