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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-19, 19:20 |
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 I want to join a cult
Yeah so ass the topic states, I wantr to join a cult.
Any suggestions on which one I should join?
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#2
2006-03-19, 19:21 |
TheKillerMonkey
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Re: I want to join a cult
Heavens Gate, although it doesn't exist anymore, follow it's teaching then kill yourself, you'll meet your leader on the space ship  |
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2006-03-19, 19:21 |
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: I want to join a cult
I hear that muslim is quite good these days...
What about the cult of raping flood control?
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#4
2006-03-19, 19:22 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
Join "The ghetto gook chink ass suckers"
They believe in ghetto chinking ass suckers.
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#5
2006-03-19, 19:23 |
insoundfromwayout2
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by OmegaGiant:
Join "The ghetto gook chink ass suckers"
They believe in ghetto chinking ass suckers.
Where do the gooks come in? |
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#6
2006-03-19, 19:24 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
Join the Peoples Temple Full Gospel Church. Free kool-aid!
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#7
2006-03-19, 19:24 |
Asphyxia
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Re: I want to join a cult
Scientology  |
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#8
2006-03-19, 19:24 |
DA
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Re: I want to join a cult
Would you like some punch?
{DA}
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#9
2006-03-19, 19:25 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
I was thinking something Pagan-ish that would freak people out when I told them about it.
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#10
2006-03-19, 19:26 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by Asphyxia:
Scientology
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#11
2006-03-19, 19:27 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by Head-shopper:
Quoting myself makes me look really cool!!
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#12
2006-03-19, 19:28 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by reject:
I hear that muslim is quite good these days...
What about the cult of raping flood control?
First of all, you mean Islam, and second of all, being on of the world's most popular religions, it's hardly a cult. |
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#13
2006-03-19, 19:28 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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No wai!
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#14
2006-03-19, 19:29 |
Brian OBlivion
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Re: I want to join a cult
Go down to San Diego.
That place breeds cultists.
It was the destination of the WTCers. If they survived that is.
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2006-03-19, 19:29 |
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: I want to join a cult
Come to aberdeen.
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#16
2006-03-19, 19:30 |
cracky
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Re: I want to join a cult
How about Alcoholics Anonymous?
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#17
2006-03-19, 19:30 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
dude, you're posting on Totse - you're already in a cult. Wantsome koolaid?
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#18
2006-03-19, 19:33 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by DuckWarri0r:
Come to aberdeen.
I go to aberdeen quite often. And what makes totse a cult? |
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2006-03-19, 19:34 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by floyd the barber:
First of all, you mean Islam, and second of all, being on of the world's most popular religions, it's hardly a cult.
I was being sarcastic about it being a cult. |
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#20
2006-03-19, 19:35 |
Brian OBlivion
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by drPhroid:
dude, you're posting on Totse - you're already in a cult. Wantsome koolaid?
The cult of people that not only can, but do think for themselves? totse, I like. |
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#21
2006-03-19, 19:47 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
Join "the cult of the dead cow"
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#22
2006-03-19, 19:49 |
DonMuttoni
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by thedevilsrighthandman:
Join "the cult of the dead cow"
They don't like it when people try and join |
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#23
2006-03-19, 19:53 |
zebra head
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Re: I want to join a cult
Eh, just start practicing witchcraft (not wicca either, I'm talking bonified witchcraft, ANYTHING goes, not just nature related peace making shit  ) If you say you're a witch, people will look at you funny. |
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#24
2006-03-19, 19:56 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
Pagan totsean witch?
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2006-03-19, 19:56 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by Head-shopper:
I go to aberdeen quite often.
And what makes totse a cult?
You go out much when you're here? Ever been to jungle nation? |
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#26
2006-03-19, 20:05 |
Brian OBlivion
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Re: I want to join a cult
Well given the new laws here in the USA, and coming soon to a town near you, any group of over 3 people or so makes not only a cult but a terrorist organisation.
Go figure. These people making laws these days are blithering paid off idiots. Is it no wonder I think horses should be elected to the senate?
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#27
2006-03-19, 20:07 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
Scientology
*waits with a flamethrower for someone to try and defend it.*
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#28
2006-03-19, 20:08 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by Head-shopper:
Yeah so ass the topic states, I wantr to join a cult.
Any suggestions on which one I should join?
I wanna start a cult, basically just go into the woods and smoke weed. But raping flood control cult was a good idea as well. |
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#29
2006-03-19, 20:09 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
[/QUOTE]Oringinally posted by duckWarri0r:
You go out much when you're here? Ever been to jungle nation?[/QUOTE]
I normally meet up with some friens and go to parties when I'm down.
I don't like aberdeen clubs.
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#30
2006-03-19, 20:10 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by uncopyrightable:
Scientology
*waits with a flamethrower for someone to try and defend it.*
Giving birth to a child in utter silence? I don't think so. |
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#31
2006-03-19, 20:12 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
Thats why I mentioned Jungle Nation... pretty much the only decent night out around here. We have a billions crap places to drink instead of a few good ones. It's a bitch.
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#32
2006-03-19, 20:18 |
Brian OBlivion
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Re: I want to join a cult
I've learned that you have to be careful and respectful drinking and getting drunk in front of a police precinct.
#1 is don't hide. Be honest.
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#33
2006-03-19, 20:48 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
Join "The Order Of Chaos"!
We currently have 629 members all over the world and only a third of them are under 15!
There is no catch and we promise the best treatment to all our members.
Join now and help us rule the world.
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#34
2006-03-19, 20:58 |
cow43215
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Re: I want to join a cult
www.neurocam.com
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#35
2006-03-19, 21:06 |
ShqipTAR
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Re: I want to join a cult
Where the fuck is Aberdeen? It sounds so mysterious.
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#36
2006-03-19, 21:06 |
Jokke
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Re: I want to join a cult
Join Christianity we eat crakers and drink wine
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#37
2006-03-19, 21:10 |
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Re: I want to join a cult
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Originally posted by Jokke:
Join Christianity we eat crakers and drink wine
I drink crackers and eat wine anyway. |
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