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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-19, 01:44 |
Allah Your God 
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 I am Allah...
Hi,
This is Allah, your lord. I got bored one day and felt a little mean, so I decided "I'll make Totse!", first it was a dial up, then I made it available on the Internet. That's when it became funny as fuck. I am laughing my fucking turban off at you dumbfucks.
Totse's a great source of entertainment. And, at the end of the day, you're all going to hell! So, I'll laugh even more.
And that Albanian fucking "Muslim", I shit bacon in your face. Fucking retarded cunt. You're not a fuckin' Muslim, you're just a pure faggot.
Also, my spelling and grammar isn't great because I don't feel I should have to be correct in your fucking English crap, Arabic for me, muthafukaz.
Anyway, I'm just off to get a beer.
Later.
[This message has been edited by Allah Your God (edited 03-19-2006).]
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#2
2006-03-19, 01:45 |
TheTuna
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Re: I am Allah...
Is your turban really a bomb?
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#3
2006-03-19, 01:45 |
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Re: I am Allah...
will I be going to heaven oh great Allah?
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#4
2006-03-19, 01:46 |
TXOgre
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Re: I am Allah...
I don't believe you, show us a picture.
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#5
2006-03-19, 01:46 |
Asphyxia
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Re: I am Allah...
quote:
Originally posted by TheTuna:
Is your turban really a bomb?
That's Prophet Monhammed you idiot  . Did you even read the Quran?  |
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#6
2006-03-19, 01:47 |
DA
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Re: I am Allah...
*Starts eating bacon*
{DA}
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#7
2006-03-19, 01:48 |
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Re: I am Allah...
quote:
Originally posted by Allah Your God:
Hi,
This is Allah, your lord. I got bored one day and felt a little mean, so I decided "I'll make Totse!", first it was a dial up, then I made it available on the Internet. That's when it became funny as fuck. I am laughing my fucking turban off at you dumbfucks.
Totse's a great source of entertainment. And, at the end of the day, you're all going to hell! So, I'll laugh even more.
And that Albanian fucking "Muslim", I shit bacon in your face. Fucking retarded cunt. You're not a fuckin' Muslim, you're just a pure faggot.
Also, my spelling and grammar isn't great because I don't feel I should have to be correct in your fucking English crap, Arabic for me, muthafukaz.
Anyway, I'm just off to get a beer.
Later.
All the mods of the the God forum should be named after dieties. |
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#8
2006-03-19, 01:48 |
Zoe
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Re: I am Allah...
Please dont hurt me  |
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#9
2006-03-19, 01:48 |
TheTuna
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Asphyxia:
That's Prophet Monhammed you idiot . Did you even read the Quran?
No, but I'm VERY tempted to order one! Free bullshit |
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#10
2006-03-19, 01:48 |
Allah Your God
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by TXOgre:
I don't believe you, show us a picture.
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1450/alcoholic7661311rs.jpg That's me, motherfucker. Islam means peace! [This message has been edited by Allah Your God (edited 03-19-2006).] |
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#11
2006-03-19, 01:51 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Allah Your God:
http://img240.imageshack.us/img240/1450/alcoholic7661311rs.jpg
That's me, motherfucker. Islam means peace!
Gimli?! Is that you!?  {DA} |
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#12
2006-03-19, 01:52 |
2006 is GAY
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Re: I am Allah...
Ur GAY Fag so STFU.
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#13
2006-03-19, 01:52 |
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Re: I am Allah...
quote:
Originally posted by TheTuna:
Is your turban really a bomb?
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#14
2006-03-19, 01:53 |
Allah Your God
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Originally posted by DA:
Gimli?! Is that you!?
{DA}
You doubted me? You're going to hell to get assraped by the whole of the nigger race down there. |
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2006-03-19, 01:53 |
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Re: I am Allah...
explosiveturban head.
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#16
2006-03-19, 01:55 |
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Re: I am Allah...
Roflmao. The snoopy is strong in this one. Didn't take long for you to come back, eh?
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#17
2006-03-19, 01:56 |
Bong-Rippa
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Re: I am Allah...
The normal Allah was taken, that's too bad. Your second choice was good enough.
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#18
2006-03-19, 01:56 |
Allah Your God
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Originally posted by ShqipTAR:
Roflmao. The snoopy is strong in this one. Didn't take long for you to come back, eh?
The faggot is strong in that one. |
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#19
2006-03-19, 01:57 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by ShqipTAR:
Roflmao. The snoopy is strong in this one. Didn't take long for you to come back, eh?
maaDHa qult?!?!? |
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#20
2006-03-19, 02:01 |
TXOgre
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Re: I am Allah...
You're not Allah, you're Santa Clause.
Since I have your attention. Where's my fucking motorcycle???? I distinctly asked for a Hyabusa, and I don't see a fucking Hyabusa in the driveway!!
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#21
2006-03-19, 02:01 |
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Re: I am Allah...
I am Morgan Freeman. And Morgan Freeman > Allah.
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#22
2006-03-19, 02:03 |
ShqipTAR
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Allah Your God:
The faggot is strong in that one.
Pfft you love it when my pee pee merks your pinksock inside out, bitch don't lie. quote:
maaDHa qult?!?!?
*scratches head* Dirka dirka? [This message has been edited by ShqipTAR (edited 03-19-2006).] |
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#23
2006-03-19, 02:11 |
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Re: I am Allah...
Why would god wear a hat?
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#24
2006-03-19, 02:11 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by ShqipTAR:
Pfft you love it when my pee pee merks your pinksock inside out, bitch don't lie.
[QUOTE]maaDHa qult?!?!?
*scratches head* Dirka dirka? [/QUOTE] I thought you spoke arabic! |
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#25
2006-03-19, 02:13 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Allah Your God:
Hi,
This is Allah, your lord. I got bored one day and felt a little mean, so I decided "I'll make Totse!", first it was a dial up, then I made it available on the Internet. That's when it became funny as fuck. I am laughing my fucking turban off at you dumbfucks.
Totse's a great source of entertainment. And, at the end of the day, you're all going to hell! So, I'll laugh even more.
And that Albanian fucking "Muslim", I shit bacon in your face. Fucking retarded cunt. You're not a fuckin' Muslim, you're just a pure faggot.
Also, my spelling and grammar isn't great because I don't feel I should have to be correct in your fucking English crap, Arabic for me, muthafukaz.
Anyway, I'm just off to get a beer.
Later.
Is it true that you caused Hurricane Katrina? |
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#26
2006-03-19, 02:15 |
ShqipTAR
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Zay:
I thought you spoke arabic!
My Arabic blows camel penis. I understood "are you" and that it. Only Arabic I know is from random shit my Shaykh says, and every day expressions such as 'InshAllah'. |
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#27
2006-03-19, 02:17 |
ExplodingTeeth
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Re: I am Allah...
Date Registered: 03-19-2006
Status: Regular
Total Posts: 10
Current Email: Not available.
Homepage: http
Occupation: Watching you dumbfucks...
Location: Heaven
What the hell? Hax! He registered tommorow!
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#28
2006-03-19, 02:18 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by ShqipTAR:
My Arabic blows camel penis. I understood "are you" and that it. Only Arabic I know is from random shit my Shaykh says, and every day expressions such as 'InshAllah'.
I'm learning arabic, though my pronunciation is shit. Especially with that stupid gagging sound |
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#29
2006-03-19, 02:29 |
ShqipTAR
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Zay:
I'm learning arabic, though my pronunciation is shit. Especially with that stupid gagging sound
Arabic is a bitch, but the more you practice the better you get. I can repeat a bunch of Quranic phrases, I don't exactly know what the fuck they mean, but I can say them good enough so other people think I do. |
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#30
2006-03-19, 02:39 |
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Re: I am Allah...
Arabic isn't that hard, it's not easy, but there's much harder languages out there.
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#31
2006-03-19, 02:43 |
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Re: I am Allah...
Is it.....is it really you, my lord???
*bows*
Tell me oh God, what should I blow up next?!?!?!
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#32
2006-03-19, 02:44 |
Allah Your God
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by arabic_male:
Tell me oh God, what should I blow up next?!?!?!
Yourself. |
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#33
2006-03-19, 02:53 |
Trooper555
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Re: I am Allah...
ALLAHH!!!
http://tinyurl.com/jcyvp
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#34
2006-03-19, 07:36 |
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Re: I am Allah...
quote:
Originally posted by Allah Your God:
Hi,
This is Allah, your lord. I got bored one day and felt a little mean, so I decided "I'll make Totse!", first it was a dial up, then I made it available on the Internet. That's when it became funny as fuck. I am laughing my fucking turban off at you dumbfucks.
Totse's a great source of entertainment. And, at the end of the day, you're all going to hell! So, I'll laugh even more.
And that Albanian fucking "Muslim", I shit bacon in your face. Fucking retarded cunt. You're not a fuckin' Muslim, you're just a pure faggot.
Also, my spelling and grammar isn't great because I don't feel I should have to be correct in your fucking English crap, Arabic for me, muthafukaz.
Anyway, I'm just off to get a beer.
Later.
1. You are Allah... THEREFORE 2. You are part of Islam... THEREFORE 3. You are an asshole son of a whore. PERIOD. |
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#35
2006-03-19, 07:55 |
HTS-Noob
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Re: I am Allah...
Alright thats it! Im goin' jihad on your Dutch loving racist ass!
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#36
2006-03-19, 08:02 |
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Re: I am Allah...
quote:
Originally posted by TheTuna:
No, but I'm [b]VERY tempted to order one!
Free bullshit[/B]
Exactly, bulshit. I ordered my El Quran 2 months ago, and it hasn't arrived. Go mormon. Ive already go 2 mormon books. |
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#37
2006-03-19, 08:05 |
person
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Re: I am Allah...
Goodbye.
oh yeah, and this thread is a few years late,
fuck off
[This message has been edited by person (edited 03-19-2006).]
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#38
2006-03-19, 08:13 |
OhMe
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Re: I am Allah...
wtf i thought i was allah or was that a drug trip... shit cant remember
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#39
2006-03-19, 08:28 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by TheTuna:
No, but I'm [b]VERY tempted to order one!
Free bullshit[/B]
dude i ordered one, thanks! |
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#40
2006-03-19, 18:13 |
Jokke
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Generic Box Of Cookies:
Exactly, bulshit.
I ordered my El Quran 2 months ago, and it hasn't arrived. Go mormon. Ive already go 2 mormon books.
I ordered a quran to. Now it's just a waiting game to see if it comes to norway. |
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#41
2006-03-19, 18:21 |
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Re: I am Allah...
I ordered a quran too, but was extremely disappointed when it finally showed up; the pages are really thin and tear easily, they're rough as sandpaper, the ink rubs off, and it takes close a million wipes before you're done.
Talk about a shitty purchase, not good at all...
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#42
2006-03-19, 18:29 |
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Re: I am Allah...
quote:
Originally posted by SHARP:
I ordered a quran too, but was extremely disappointed when it finally showed up; the pages are really thin and tear easily, they're rough as sandpaper, the ink rubs off, and it takes close a million wipes before you're done.
Then buy a decent one you cheap fuck. |
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#43
2006-03-19, 18:32 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Hell in a Lunchbox:
I am Morgan Freeman. And Morgan Freeman > Allah.
This man speaks the truth! |
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#44
2006-03-19, 18:37 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Aseren:
Then buy a decent one you cheap fuck.
I did, they just don't seem to be capable of producing high quality products for consumers like me... |
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#45
2006-03-19, 18:38 |
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Re: I am Allah...
Allah likes gerbils.
LIKES if you know what I mean.
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#46
2006-03-19, 18:41 |
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Re: I am Allah...
Thread doesn't contain enough heresy.
THREAD FAILS
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#47
2006-03-19, 18:47 |
Where Is Your God Now
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Re: I am Allah...
Allah enjoys corn up the bum.
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#48
2006-03-19, 18:51 |
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Re: I am Allah...
I shit on this thread.
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#49
2006-03-19, 19:08 |
TheTuna
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by Generic Box Of Cookies:
Exactly, bulshit.
I ordered my El Quran 2 months ago, and it hasn't arrived. Go mormon. Ive already go 2 mormon books.
I'd like the book of Mormon, although I doupt they deliver to the UK. I was going to order a quran, but I was talked out of it by friends. Not one person I told I was buying the book thought it was even remotely a good idea. I'll order anything if its free, I just recently recieved delivery of tampons. Why? Because they were free. |
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#50
2006-03-19, 19:17 |
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Re: I am Allah...
quote:
Originally posted by Allah Your God:
Hi,
This is Allah, your lord. I got bored one day and felt a little mean, so I decided "I'll make Totse!", first it was a dial up, then I made it available on the Internet. That's when it became funny as fuck. I am laughing my fucking turban off at you dumbfucks.
Totse's a great source of entertainment. And, at the end of the day, you're all going to hell! So, I'll laugh even more.
And that Albanian fucking "Muslim", I shit bacon in your face. Fucking retarded cunt. You're not a fuckin' Muslim, you're just a pure faggot.
Also, my spelling and grammar isn't great because I don't feel I should have to be correct in your fucking English crap, Arabic for me, muthafukaz.
Anyway, I'm just off to get a beer.
Later.
stfu u stupid iggnorent faggit ur not allah i hate ppl like u u stupid fukin jewish faggit u wana start shit with me nigga al hurt u fukin faggit u wana meet and wach me blow up ur neck |
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#51
2006-03-19, 19:56 |
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Re: I am Allah...
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Originally posted by lilmo-23:
stfu u stupid iggnorent faggit ur not allah i hate ppl like u u stupid fukin jewish faggit u wana start shit with me nigga al hurt u fukin faggit u wana meet and wach me blow up ur neck
Ahhhhh aggressive grammarless noob! "sprays with water" |
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