WTF
Can't a guy go to a bar anymore with his friend?
Is my hair too long?
Was she just being an asshole because its fun?
I guess I should be more secure in my heterosexuality.
It just bugs me.
Fucking twat

Take your sister next time. I'm sure she'll enjoy it.

Maybe you're gay?

Aren't you a pedophile? I forget.

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Originally posted by THEatomicpunk:
Maybe you're gay?

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I'm not.
Seriously, like if I imagine a naked man, I don't enjoy it.
If I imagine a naked woman, I enjoy it.
Proof positive Im not gazor

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Originally posted by Exposo:

I guess I should be more secure in my heterosexuality.

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Your on the right track.

She meant to say 'incestuous pedophile', drunk folks often have trouble with semantics, please forgive her.

Make out with her friend to prove her wrong.

You should have said "Im not gay, im bi Sexual" and then pushed your friends head down on your crouch and kissed her.

slap the whore

just cause u kiss a guy doesn't mean ur gay

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Originally posted by lacker:
You should have said "Im not gay, im bi Sexual" and then pushed your friends head down on your crouch and kissed her.

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win

I have a lot of gay friends, and when I go to parties with them, people often think I'm gay. If they try to make a pass at me, I just tell them. Most people usually get it after talking to me/being around me for a while though. I'm not well dressed enough to be gay.


Entheogenic

You should have fucked her in the ass right there.

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Originally posted by Exposo:
I'm not.
Seriously, like if I imagine a naked man, I don't enjoy it.
If I imagine a naked woman, I enjoy it.
Proof positive Im not gazor

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You think about naked men?

Why do you care what some drunk skank in a bar said?

Dude, you mega missed out!

She was practically begging you to prove you weren't gay! You missed! You lose!
{DA}

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Originally posted by DA:
Dude, you mega missed out!

She was practically begging you to prove you weren't gay! You missed! You lose!
{DA}

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Exactly, plus if she really DID think you were gay she wouldn't of even talked to you at all.

Was it a gay bar?

Seriously though, Why does it matter anyway? I'm guessing she won't play any part in your life ever again, unless you seek her out, so just cut your losses. So you got called gay... big deal. There wouldn't be anything wrong with it if you were, so why get offended over something like that. It's not like she said that you screw your sister or something.

I know you think your not gay, but when the public see 2 guys in matching outfits holding hands and kissing, they tend to think they are gay. Just come out of the closet already

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Originally posted by Exposo:
I'm not.
Seriously, like if I imagine a naked man, I don't enjoy it.
If I imagine a naked woman, I enjoy it.
Proof positive Im not gazor

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Exposo. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! I can solve your crisis right now. You must answer this qeustion without thinking. Do you like taking a shit? Im 100 percent serious. Answer the fucking qeustion!

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Originally posted by HAND:
Exposo. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! I can solve your crisis right now. You must answer this qeustion without thinking. Do you like taking a shit? Im 100 percent serious. Answer the fucking qeustion!

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You spelt question wrong, not once, but twice.

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Originally posted by Misfit:

You spelt question wrong, not once, but twice.

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I also wrote a sentence in capitals! I think you spelled "spelt" wrong

[This message has been edited by HAND (edited 03-19-2006).]

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Originally posted by Exposo:
I'm not.
Seriously, like if I imagine a naked man, I don't enjoy it.
If I imagine a naked woman, I enjoy it.
Proof positive Im not gazor

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Why the fuck are you imagining naked men?

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Originally posted by HAND:

I also wrote a sentence in capitals! I think you spelled "spelt" wrong

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Too shay.

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Originally posted by HAND:
Exposo. THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT! I can solve your crisis right now. You must answer this qeustion without thinking. Do you like taking a shit? Im 100 percent serious. Answer the fucking qeustion!

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Dude I know what you're getting at... I actually made a thread about this once... people came to the conclusion that just cause you enjoy taking a shit, son't mean you're gay.
Do YOU enjoy a shit? I bet you do. All humans do.

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Originally posted by Exposo:
Dude I know what you're getting at... I actually made a thread about this once... people came to the conclusion that just cause you enjoy taking a shit, son't mean you're gay.
Do YOU enjoy a shit? I bet you do. All humans do.

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YES EXPOSO!! YES! I ENJOY MY SHITS! I ENJOYS EM MUCH! BUT IM NOT ON TRIAL HERE!! YOU ARE! There's nothing wrong with being A gay. Embrace it. Embrace it hard....

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If you like taking a shit, it means you aren't gay. Seriously. There's shit in your ass and it comes out nad there is nothing in your ass anymore and it feels better.....you know that means you are not gay.

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Originally posted by Misfit:
Too shay.

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Me thinks you spelled "touch�" wrong... but I'm am an idiot so who knows...

Long hair, emotional, and she gave you a chance to "prove" your not gay.You imaniaine naked men. The question should be is if you are straight?

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Originally posted by HTS-Noob:
Me thinks you spelled "touch�" wrong... but I'm am an idiot so who knows...

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LMFAO. Maybe I'll just shut up.

"Methinks the lady doth protest too much."

Dude, if you're not gay, that's cool. And if you're gay, that's cool. What's not cool is you getting bent out of shape over being thought gay. Since when do you live by what others think?

Nobody is 100% queer or 100% straight. Everyone falls somewhere in the grey area. So if you like chicks, date chicks, and relax. Let your actions speak louder than anyone's words.

doc

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Originally posted by Trooper555:
slap the whore

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Don't take that from some stupid bitch, there's nothing gay about getting drunk.

http://www.gaytest.on.nimp.org/gaytest/are%20you%20gay.html?yesorno

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