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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-19, 00:05 |
dumb_ass_1313 
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 help me destroy an ipod
ok so i have this ipod that doesnt belong to me is there any way i can do something to it that isnt hitting it with a hammer or throwing it out of a window that would destroy it? like a virius on it?? or making it impossible to put songs on? help me
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#2
2006-03-19, 00:10 |
Vegetable Man
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Your name is quite fitting.
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#3
2006-03-19, 00:11 |
Zoe
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
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Originally posted by Vegetable Man:
Your name is quite fitting.
so's yours |
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#4
2006-03-19, 00:12 |
MomentaryLapseOfReason
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
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Originally posted by Zoe:
so's yours
Yours is a name! |
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#5
2006-03-19, 00:13 |
Crippled Lucifer
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Hypothetically, I guess you could transfer a virus onto it. I'm not sure it would do much.
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#6
2006-03-19, 00:14 |
Head-shopper
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Step 1: Download said virus onto your computer....
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#7
2006-03-19, 00:16 |
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Assfuck Pennsylvania.
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Burn/Melt/Incinerate it.
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#8
2006-03-19, 00:19 |
db26
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Just drop it in a bucket of water.
Or, open it up and take the hard drive out.
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#9
2006-03-19, 00:19 |
poobread
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Fireworks.
My friends and I did this with an ipod. We cracked it opened, and I stuffed it full of fireworks. When they went off, we sprayed it with Axe and it was blazing. Then we stuffed it in his bushes, It's probably still sitting there.
Anther thing we were thinking about is just runnig up to someone on the street and giving it to them.
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#10
2006-03-19, 00:19 |
TheTuna
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
You could just keep, and use it...
Or sell it.
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#11
2006-03-19, 00:21 |
Zoe
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
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Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:
Yours is a name!
Elementary my dear Watson. |
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#12
2006-03-19, 01:52 |
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Playdough in the hole where you put the usb type thingo, that would fuck it up good...
playdough is a prick to get out of everything
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#13
2006-03-19, 01:53 |
TheTuna
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
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Originally posted by steveswift:
Playdough in the hole where you put the usb type thingo, that would fuck it up good...
playdough is a prick to get out of everything
So simple is actually a stroke of genius. |
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#14
2006-03-19, 01:57 |
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
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Originally posted by steveswift:
Playdough in the hole where you put the usb type thingo, that would fuck it up good...
playdough is a prick to get out of everything
'tis firewire |
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#15
2006-03-19, 02:00 |
Head-shopper
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
You know you get those mini cheese thing that have red wax on them?
Melt a little bit of it and let it drip onto all the shit inside it.
What are you doing with playdough at this age?
*Assumes your not 10yrs old*
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#16
2006-03-19, 02:01 |
thaBoss194
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Ipods are fucking invincible. I mean, they lose function fairly quickly if you drop them alot. But its a fucking BITCH to get them open.
My advice: Use a powerdrill to make a crack in the shell. Then smash it with a large hammer. After that, glue all the pieces into a ball of scrap and present your creation to the owner of the ipod.
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#17
2006-03-19, 02:02 |
spaawn7
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Send it to me. spaawn7@gmail.com
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#18
2006-03-19, 02:05 |
Bong-Rippa
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Anal insertion
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#19
2006-03-19, 02:08 |
DaMonic
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
get a old head phone jack, cut the speakers off, strip the wires off. Plug into mains socket and turn on the power, nothing like a few hundred volts to blow and amp.
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#20
2006-03-19, 02:19 |
ExplodingTeeth
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Thermite.
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#21
2006-03-19, 02:30 |
Shizm
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
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Originally posted by ExplodingTeeth:
Thermite.
FTW! if it can melt iron it can melt an ipod..in seconds |
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#22
2006-03-19, 02:38 |
Misfit
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Okay here's what you do.
Step 1. Take your iPod and wrap it nicely in a box of some sort.
Step 2. Send it to me.
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#23
2006-03-19, 02:39 |
2006 is GAY
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
u r a dumb ass look at ur name....
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#24
2006-03-19, 02:39 |
TheTuna
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Put it in a microwave? Could be funny.
Be prepared to lose the microwave though.
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#25
2006-03-19, 02:41 |
chubbyman25
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
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Originally posted by TheLastGnu:
'tis firewire
Actually it's a serial connection. Firewire is six pins, the port on the bottom of an iPod has a whole lot more than six. It will interface to USB or Firewire by using a cable though. |
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#26
2006-03-19, 02:49 |
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Back In New Orleans!
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
send it to me i will "destory" it for you  |
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#27
2006-03-19, 02:50 |
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Send the ipod to me and I will properly dispose of it.
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#28
2006-03-19, 02:54 |
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
apply genouros amounts of super glue evry 3 minutes untill super glue is one inch thick
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#29
2006-03-19, 02:55 |
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
A virus will be very easy to get rid of, with Boot from iTunes... get a corrupt Podzilla and set it so he can't boot into the normal Apple firmware.
Or just get it open and snip the wire connecting to the headphone jack.
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#30
2006-03-19, 08:23 |
dumb_ass_1313
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
I have an ipod that i use i took this from a friends exboyfriend and want to give it back not visibily destroyed just to piss him off
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#31
2006-03-19, 08:26 |
SodaGuy
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
I'll give you 20 bucks for it. JMBarnette@gmail.com
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#32
2006-03-19, 08:30 |
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Re: help me destroy an ipod
Wanna fuck it up real good? put songs on it and while they are transferring pull the shit out, then reformat it and pull the shit out while its doing that then update it and pull the shit out while its doing that
then go into the ipods options set use space or whatever
and put it all the way to the file side so it will only hold files and not music, if the person you did this to is a compltete retard they are fuxed
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