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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-18, 22:55 |
I Ride The Yellow Bus 
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 Help Me Totse
So I was wit my girlfriend last night. And I'm being conscious about how my present actions may affect my future so I was wearing a condom. But my huge erection broke it. So I'm like she's on the pill nothing is gonna happen. But she called me five minutes ago crying talking about she didn't take her pill before I had sex wit her last nite.
*i'm still fresh*
[This message has been edited by I Ride The Yellow Bus (edited 03-18-2006).]
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#2
2006-03-18, 22:58 |
Tuesday
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Re: Help Me Totse
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Originally posted by I Ride The Yellow Bus:
So I was wit my girlfriend last night.
I call BS |
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#3
2006-03-18, 22:59 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
Why did you transform your e-personality into this shitty trolling one?
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#4
2006-03-18, 23:01 |
Jojoman
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Re: Help Me Totse
[QUOTE]Originally posted by I Ride The Yellow Bus:
huge
8==D (Accual Size)
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#5
2006-03-18, 23:01 |
I Ride The Yellow Bus
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by uncopyrightable:
Why did you transform your e-personality into this shitty trolling one?
When I came to the conclusion that I don't have any e-friends  |
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#6
2006-03-18, 23:01 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
If your being serious go get the morning after pill.
If you aren't serious keep trying to boost your ego by bragging about your huge erection.
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#7
2006-03-18, 23:02 |
I Ride The Yellow Bus
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by Head-shopper:
If your being serious go get the morning after pill
Okay [This message has been edited by I Ride The Yellow Bus (edited 03-18-2006).] |
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#8
2006-03-18, 23:05 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by I Ride The Yellow Bus:
When I came to the conclusion that I don't have any e-friends
You don't have to change! Read an e-book about getting more self e-steem. That e-steem one was quite clever wasn't it? |
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#9
2006-03-18, 23:08 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
Indeed it was good sir....
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#10
2006-03-18, 23:09 |
I Ride The Yellow Bus
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Re: Help Me Totse
This is no time to joke I seriously need help
edit: I'm going over to her house right now so I wont be available
[This message has been edited by I Ride The Yellow Bus (edited 03-18-2006).]
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#11
2006-03-18, 23:13 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
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Originally posted by Head-shopper:
If your being serious go get the morning after pill.
yes, i agree. the sooner his girlfriend takes it, the more chances of her not becoming pregnant. |
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#12
2006-03-18, 23:21 |
tr1
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Re: Help Me Totse
missing the pill once doesnt make any difference. your girlfriend will not magically get pregnant because she didnt take one of her pills. birth control doesnt work like that retard.
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#13
2006-03-18, 23:41 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday:
I call BS
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#14
2006-03-18, 23:45 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
you can always sell the baby
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#15
2006-03-18, 23:54 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by I Ride The Yellow Bus:
So I was wit my girlfriend last night. And I'm being conscious about how my present actions may affect my future so I was wearing a condom. But my [b]huge erection broke it. So I'm like she's on the pill nothing is gonna happen. But she called me five minutes ago crying talking about she didn't take her pill before I had sex wit her last nite.
*i'm still fresh*
[/B]
Nice job on the spelling nigger, but now just work on spelling, With |
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#16
2006-03-19, 00:05 |
Zoe
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Re: Help Me Totse
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Originally posted by bloodydiaperman:
you can always sell the baby
Ill start the bid at 5 dollars. |
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#17
2006-03-19, 00:43 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
$5.13!
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#18
2006-03-19, 00:44 |
TheTuna
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Re: Help Me Totse
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Originally posted by Sgt. Lag:
$5.13!
Talk about over pricing. |
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#19
2006-03-19, 00:46 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
Don't worry, judging from the quality of this post, your still shooting blanks.
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#20
2006-03-19, 01:14 |
ButWhy
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Re: Help Me Totse
$ 5.63
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#21
2006-03-19, 01:18 |
Zoe
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Re: Help Me Totse
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Originally posted by ButWhy:
$ 5.63
AWwww shit. Hmmmmm ok the husband isnt going to be happy but.... $5.64!!!!! |
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#22
2006-03-19, 01:29 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
That happened to me once, only replace girlfriend with sheep and condom with baseball batt.
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#23
2006-03-19, 01:31 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
To quote the comic, "Punch here in the baby."
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#24
2006-03-19, 01:35 |
Zoe
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Re: Help Me Totse
YEAH BUT YOU RIDE THE YELLOW BUS
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#25
2006-03-19, 02:07 |
I Ride The Yellow Bus
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Re: Help Me Totse
Well I just came from her house and it's all good now, I don't need your help totse but I will keep this thread open for further discussion on my excellent grammar.
*i'm still fresh*
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#26
2006-03-19, 02:09 |
Zoe
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by I Ride The Yellow Bus:
Well I just came from her house and it's all good now, I don't need your help totse but I will keep this thread open for further discussion on my excellent grammar.
*i'm still fresh*
You're not fresh |
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#27
2006-03-19, 02:11 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
What's with the fresh?
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#28
2006-03-19, 02:11 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by Zoe:
You're not fresh
You are. |
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#29
2006-03-19, 02:12 |
I Ride The Yellow Bus
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by Head-shopper:
What's with the fresh?
*i'm so fresh* edit: Zoe is just jealous of my freshness [This message has been edited by I Ride The Yellow Bus (edited 03-19-2006).] |
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#30
2006-03-19, 02:13 |
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Re: Help Me Totse
To bad she good now :P I would of given you $7 for it.lol
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#31
2006-03-19, 02:56 |
I Ride The Yellow Bus
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Re: Help Me Totse
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Originally posted by Hippie_Emo_Killer:
Nice job on the spelling nigger, but now just work on spelling, With
stfi *i'm so fresh* |
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#32
2006-03-19, 03:01 |
lacker
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by I Ride The Yellow Bus:
When I came to the conclusion that I don't have any e-friends
Stop calling white people "Crackas" and "Honkeys" and maybe you will have friends. I'll be your friend if you'de stop the racist shit towards whites. |
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#33
2006-03-19, 03:07 |
I Ride The Yellow Bus
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Re: Help Me Totse
quote:
Originally posted by lacker:
Stop calling white people "Crackas" and "Honkeys" and maybe you will have friends. I'll be your friend if you'de stop the racist shit towards whites.
Are you serious ?! I constantly get called nigger but I call someone a honkey and I get called a racist. *I'm still fresh* |
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