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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-18, 10:20
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kill_Drakey 
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Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
I Googled it, but all I found was more people asking ^-^;;
Does anyone here know how to train/teach yourself to do it?
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#2
 2006-03-18, 10:21
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
Shut up.
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#3
 2006-03-18, 10:24
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
first find a very old building then eat all the paint off of the walls
let us know if that works..
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#4
 2006-03-18, 10:30
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
o thats simple just cut your eyelids off now you have no choice
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#5
 2006-03-18, 10:30
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
I'm thinking tape your eyes open and hope you go to sleep.
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#6
 2006-03-18, 10:31
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
I don't see why you can't just answer the question.
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#7
 2006-03-18, 10:31
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Behind you. With a lead pipe.
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by kill_Drakey: I don't see why you can't just answer the question.
It's stupid, that's why.
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#8
 2006-03-18, 10:31
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EmptyBottle 
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by kill_Drakey: I don't see why you can't just answer the question.
thi is waaayyy more fun dipshit....
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#9
 2006-03-18, 10:32
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kill_Drakey 
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
Word.
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#10
 2006-03-18, 10:46
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EmptyBottle 
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
word word
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#11
 2006-03-18, 10:50
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Geenie 
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
dude... you know what would happen to your eyes if they stayed open all night without you blinking? Even if they rolled up into your head your eyeballs would still get fucked up as shit.
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#12
 2006-03-18, 11:01
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Choch 
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
A couple of ways, try to fall asleep like while day dreaming. Another way is to go into the army, im sure they know how to. Peace beezy.
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#13
 2006-03-18, 11:05
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by kill_Drakey: Word.
quote: word word
Word word word
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#14
 2006-03-18, 11:48
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
I support single moms
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#15
 2006-03-18, 11:57
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by kill_Drakey: I Googled it, but all I found was more people asking ^-^;;
Does anyone here know how to train/teach yourself to do it?
Step 1: Load handgun Step 2: Raise it to head Step 3: Tell yourself how much of a dumbfuck you are. Step 3: Pull Trigger You may end up having your eyes open after this process. There's a chance.
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#16
 2006-03-18, 12:00
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
that would be cool. deters any would-be murderers, and i encounter heaps of them
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#17
 2006-03-18, 12:02
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EmptyBottle 
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
smoketheweed has a way better topic........
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#18
 2006-03-18, 12:46
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by Wog: Word word word
Word word word word.
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#19
 2006-03-18, 13:11
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by Adrenochrome: Word word word word.
word word word word word
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#20
 2006-03-18, 13:19
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
i dont know how to, but i was wondering the same thing. i guess my idea was to just stare at the celing in bed till i pass out
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#21
 2006-03-18, 13:21
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
21:15 The dead human is empty.
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#22
 2006-03-18, 13:24
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by 1duck: word word word word word
Word x 6 ... Cuz im to lazy to write it that many times 
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#23
 2006-03-18, 13:48
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
words
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#24
 2006-03-18, 13:50
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by L3viDoG: I support single moms
LOL
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#25
 2006-03-18, 13:53
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
I occationaly sleep wth them open.
You realy shouldn`t. It dries the eyeballs out and they become red as a moterfucker.
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#26
 2006-03-18, 14:07
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
i used to "fall asleep" with my eyes open when i used to snrt ritalin (as i couldn't get access to better at the time) wasn't very good at times though since i would be hanging around with my gf (at the time) and her mom and her mom would betalking to me and suddenly i would "wake up" and she would be looking at me weird everytime. my ex would tellme how i would fall asleep while my eyes were still open all the time at the time i was still snortoing ritalin. on a side not, ritalin makes this glue like garbage insideof yur nose fter you snort it. maybe it'll help  -J
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#27
 2006-03-18, 15:04
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
Thanks for your comments, those of you who didn't leave anything to the effect of, "I don't know the answer, so you sir are an idiot." Oh, and thank you for your "words" literally, lol.
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#28
 2006-03-18, 18:18
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
quote: Originally posted by L3viDoG: I support single moms
Hey i do too, but i sleep with 'em rob all their stuff and sell their kids into slavery, but hey its same thing
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#29
 2006-03-18, 18:22
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lacker 
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Re: Teaching yourself to sleep with your eyes open?
Man, I dont want to be counterproductive in your quest to find an answer by why in the hell would anyone want to sleep with their eyes open? It wouldnt matter if you did. You would still go into rem state and black out. Its not like you're going to be conscience if someone sneaks up on you.
Hell, I cant even sleep with this stupid blue light that turns on (power button) when i turn my TV off. So I have to stick this pillow in front of it to go to bed.
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