So I was walking down the sidewalk, and in someones yard, was a llama, licking its own penis. I was like "I wish I could do that!", and I found out I can! Cool!

FACT: Ron Jeremy can give himself head. He discovered this ability when he was in Boy Scouts. He said it didn't feel good.

It's true. It takes too much effort and doesn't really feel like much.

I wish I had a llama...

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Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
It's true. It takes too much effort and doesn't really feel like much.

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Self-tickling
NEW YORK: Why is it so hard to tickle yourself? Because one part of the brain tells another: �It�s just you, don�t get excited,�� say researchers who watched the brains of people trying to tickle themselves. The killjoy is the cerebrum, found in the lower back of the brain. The brain is known to predict what a person will feel when his or her body did something. That way, it can ignore expected sensations like pressure on the soles of the feet while walking, and save its attention for more important things.

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Its the same thing, except you are giving yourself head.

But yeah, it felt good. It took me about 10 minutes of hard back strain. I pulled out though, and I shot myself in the eye. Now my eye hurts. It doesn't sting, it just aches a bit when I blink.

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This thread is useless without pics

And in case your wondering, that is the shirt I was trying to shrink. Cool eh?