Shiver me timbers! Pirates rule! You live at sea, drinking rum ALL the time, swinging on 100 foot sails to other ships, swordfight, steal rum and money, and with that money, buy more rum! Being a pirate would be fun, post your thoughts and ideas on pirates!

yeah fuck pirates.....


now vikings on the other hand............

Fuck pirates!

Ninjas would kill pirates!

What ho? Somefool dare to challenge mine own honor?

Knightly knights we are!
{DA}

I'mma have to go with pirates on this one.

Arrrrrrrrrgh.

Pirate Hippie has a sweet name! Hippies rock ass and so do pirates! I like vikings, and knights, but Pirates rock way more ass than vikings or knights. Here's why -

1. Pirates can drink rum all the time, and still function and swordfight.

2. Pirates can swordfight better than knights and vikings, and are more agile.

3. During combat, pirates have better forsight.

4. Pirates can drink rum all the time, and still function and swordfight.

5. Pirates bang hot pirate chicks all the time, while drinking rum.

6. Pirates could KILL Vikings and Knights at drinking games (Usually with the Knights dieing of alchohol poisoning cause their pussies when it comes to drinking...its not very honorable)

7. Pirates can drink rum whenever they want, and still be able to function and swordfight.

8. Pirates have sweet hats.

9. Pirates bury sweet treasure, which they can then dig up (usually good tasting rum...mmm rum)

10. Pirates can drink whenever they want.

11. Ninjas are pussies, show yourself in the light and stop using the dark!

And that is why pirates rock so much ass. If you don't think so, tell it straight to a pirates face, and chances are that he will drown you in rum (not really a bad death...its rum)



[This message has been edited by SydMorrison (edited 03-18-2006).]

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Originally posted by SydMorrison:
Pirate Hippie has a sweet name! Hippies rock ass and so do pirates! I like vikings, and knights, but Pirates rock way more ass than vikings or knights. Here's why -

1. Pirates can drink rum all the time, and still function and swordfight.

2. Pirates can swordfight better than knights and vikings, and are more agile.

3. During combat, pirates have better forsight.

4. Pirates can drink rum all the time, and still function and swordfight.

5. Pirates bang hot pirate chicks all the time, while drinking rum.

6. Pirates could KILL Vikings and Knights at drinking games (Usually with the Knights dieing of alchohol poisoning cause their pussies when it comes to drinking...its not very honorable)

7. Pirates can drink rum whenever they want, and still be able to function and swordfight.

8. Pirates have sweet hats.

9. Pirates bury sweet treasure, which they can then dig up (usually good tasting rum...mmm rum)

10. Pirates can drink whenever they want.

And that is why pirates rock so much ass. If you don't think so, tell it straight to a pirates face, and chances are that he will drown you in rum (not really a bad death...its rum)

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Not to mention incredibly redundant!

And they repeat the same thing over and over again to!
{DA}

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Originally posted by SydMorrison:
Pirate Hippie has a sweet name! Hippies rock ass and so do pirates! I like vikings, and knights, but Pirates rock way more ass than vikings or knights. Here's why -

1. Pirates can drink rum all the time, and still function and swordfight.

2. Pirates can swordfight better than knights and vikings, and are more agile.

3. During combat, pirates have better forsight.

4. Pirates can drink rum all the time, and still function and swordfight.

5. Pirates bang hot pirate chicks all the time, while drinking rum.

6. Pirates could KILL Vikings and Knights at drinking games (Usually with the Knights dieing of alchohol poisoning cause their pussies when it comes to drinking...its not very honorable)

7. Pirates can drink rum whenever they want, and still be able to function and swordfight.

8. Pirates have sweet hats.

9. Pirates bury sweet treasure, which they can then dig up (usually good tasting rum...mmm rum)

10. Pirates can drink whenever they want.

And that is why pirates rock so much ass. If you don't think so, tell it straight to a pirates face, and chances are that he will drown you in rum (not really a bad death...its rum)

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yeah except vikings are 7'7" 650 pound dudes who will step on your kids, drink all your liquor, rape your wife, and swing an axe in your head before you can screw on your wooden leg.

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Haha I figured the ability to drink rum and swordfight at the same time is so great that it deserves to be mentioned at least 3 times...seeing as Ninjas, Vikings (dirty bastards...big dirty bastards), and Knights cannot do that. The Ninjas would pass out, the knights would die of alchohol poisoning (as said before) and the Vikings would puke on themselves and not wash it off (big dirty bastards).

And another thing - Knights are too pussy to bang any women, Ninjas hide in the dark and wack off to unsuspecting victims having a shower, and Vikings are too damn dirty and smelly to get laid.

Pirates can bang any woman, at any time - and its all because their just pirates.

Well i must say that a pirates life had to have been better. Knights, stuck in metal all battle and bowing down to the king, Vikings, well i guess they didn't have it bad, but they are just not as cool as pirates. To have toured the carribean and rob anyone they wanted to and so on and so forth. What a life. Arrrr.

I have a pirate fetish. Surprisingly, that Pirate porno didn't do it for me.

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Originally posted by SydMorrison:
And another thing - Knights are too pussy to bang any women, Ninjas hide in the dark and wack off to unsuspecting victims having a shower, and Vikings are too damn dirty and smelly to get laid.

Pirates can bang any woman, at any time - and its all because their just pirates.

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What ho? Many a fair lady I have bangethed on mine own time! Doth thou challenge my shag-a-tudeth?
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Originally posted by SydMorrison:
And another thing - Knights are too pussy to bang any women, Ninjas hide in the dark and wack off to unsuspecting victims having a shower, and Vikings are too damn dirty and smelly to get laid.

Pirates can bang any woman, at any time - and its all because their just pirates.

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Vikings know their place, they take the pussy.

Fuck you man, vikings own!

Thats right, the pirate thread is now at the top again...POST DAMMIT! PIRATES ARE FUCKING SWEET!

PIRATES KICK ASS!!!

idk....im drunk....like seriously....im just piss ass wasted.

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Originally posted by Euromerican:
PIRATES KICK ASS!!!

idk....im drunk....like seriously....im just piss ass wasted.

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Is there a reason why this made me laugh so hard?

you all seem to forget that Vikings were the ORIGINAL pirates. and not only did they pirate (verb form), they discoved america before that uppity faggot columbus. AND! who else would name their new found land Vinland, or "wineland", for the grapes that grew there.

so Pirates it is for me, OLD SCOOL pirates, Vikings.

that, and i'm of Norwegian heritage, i can even speak a little. Jeg likke Vikings!

Yarr

Simple, Yellowbeard the pirate would annihlate Erik the viking in a fight. Pirates win.

Not to mention that Yellowbeard was the most bad ass pirate of all time.

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Originally posted by ytter_man:
you all seem to forget that Vikings were the ORIGINAL pirates. and not only did they pirate (verb form), they discoved america before that uppity faggot columbus. AND! who else would name their new found land Vinland, or "wineland", for the grapes that grew there.

so Pirates it is for me, OLD SCOOL pirates, Vikings.

that, and i'm of Norwegian heritage, i can even speak a little. Jeg likke Vikings!

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That's funny i speak alot of norwegian

Jeg liker vikinger.- I like vikings.

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Originally posted by No_Friends:
Yarr

Simple, Yellowbeard the pirate would annihlate Erik the viking in a fight. Pirates win.

Not to mention that Yellowbeard was the most bad ass pirate of all time.

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Yellowbeard had chronic diarrhea and no left leg. ANY viking could whip his pussy ass.

LiiKe PiRates ARE Kewl!!!??! AANd so Is NINjas!!!!!!!SO if f i SaY THaT I aM COOl!!!

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Originally posted by ytter_man:
you all seem to forget that Vikings were the ORIGINAL pirates. and not only did they pirate (verb form), they discoved america before that uppity faggot columbus. AND! who else would name their new found land Vinland, or "wineland", for the grapes that grew there.

so Pirates it is for me, OLD SCOOL pirates, Vikings.

that, and i'm of Norwegian heritage, i can even speak a little. Jeg likke Vikings!

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KRIG !

nah Idk.

Pirates for me.

The following reson makes all anti-pirate arguement's obsolete.

Pirates

Omg he is so hott!

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Originally posted by Head-shopper:
The following reson makes all anti-pirate arguement's obsolete.

Pirates

Omg he is so hott!

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Thats no pirate! This is
http://maddox.xmission.com/

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Originally posted by Head-shopper:
The following reson makes all anti-pirate arguement's obsolete.

Pirates

Omg he is so hott!

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Fixed: http://i1.tinypic.com/rmtfkj.jpg

Apparently pirates are no match for the great homosexuals of the US Navy. Proof -> http://tinyurl.com/gwogw

lets review the statistics,

pirates are dirty little cripples, they have wooden legs, eye patches, cholera, a dead parrot, a weakass curvy sword and a gun that shoots corks.

Knights are raving homo's, they lock themselves up in towers having gang bangs, penetrating each other with wooden swords. they never take off their armour and when they do save a damsel in distress, they dont even show the common courtesy to rape her and give her syphillis(which they got off their 'buddies')

Vikings are filthy redheads, they have small dicks because they live in snow, they dont wear any armour, carry pissweak little axes and their special attack is to get rabies and go crazy, biting people, they dont even have proper wars, they just raid churchs.

Ninjas on the other hand are superior.
our clothes are black +13
our swords are made from thousands of layers of finely forged steel +50
we hardly ever use our swords, prefering to kill our enemies silently+77
we know kung fu +5
we have throwing stars and we live in japan +999