A theory that came to me in my drunken stupor.

It`s the imperial system. I am sure of it.

"This woman weighed in at 450 pounds"

And every european person goes "Whoooa, that`s a fat bitch! ohhh... i forgot, whats that divided by 2,x"

So, we will think you are all fat until you learn how to use proper measurements.

Thougts?

[This message has been edited by Tommy Lund (edited 03-18-2006).]

Or, maybe it is beacuse we have a shitload of fat people...

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Originally posted by fire is cool:
Or, maybe it is beacuse we have a shitload of fat people...

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Aye, that too.

Because america IS FAT. It's something like 2 in 3 americans are "over weight". ....

It's all about the balance.

Europe = Anorexic

America = Obese

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Originally posted by Borat:
It's all about the balance.

Europe = Anorexic

America = Obese

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I can agree with this logic and will also provide another example;

Shotties = Intelligent

Borat = Retarded

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Originally posted by Shotties:
I can agree with this logic and will also provide another example;

Shotties = Intelligent

Borat = Retarded

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You've got it the other way around.

Borat = Superior

Shotties = Inferior

The US are a full of lazy, fat fucks. Who the only time they get up is to blame and then sue food companies because their too dumb and ubsessed with food that they can't stop themselves with eating.

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Originally posted by Borat:
You've got it the other way around.

Borat = Superior

Shotties = Inferior

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I got it.

Borat=gay

Shotties=gay

Now kiss and make up........slowly.

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It is easy to judge a country based upon stereotypes isn't it?

The people who bitch enough to get on the T.V. What about the people that aren't on T.V.?
{DA}

We all know where this is headed...

"WELL SPELLING IT "COLOUR" IS FUCKING RETARDED!"

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Originally posted by z3r0 c001:
The US are a full of lazy, fat fucks. Who the only time they get up is to blame and then sue food companies because their too dumb and ubsessed with food that they can't stop themselves with eating.

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*Obsessed

For that we get to nuke you.

You were drunk. When you're drunk you think that whatever you do or think, is right.

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Originally posted by DA:
It is easy to judge a country based upon stereotypes isn't it?

The people who bitch enough to get on the T.V. What about the people that aren't on T.V.?
{DA}

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Where did i make a stereotype?

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Originally posted by Borat:
You've got it the other way around.

Borat = Superior

Shotties = Inferior

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I do have it the other way around, that is to say, the right way around.

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Originally posted by Bubba Ho Tep 420:
I got it.

Borat=gay

Shotties=gay

Now kiss and make up........slowly.

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*Not filming.*

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Originally posted by Shotties:
I do have it the other way around, that is to say, the right way around.

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You still have it the wrong way around.

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Originally posted by fire is cool:
*Obsessed

For that we get to nuke you.

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The person you quoted also typed "their" instead of the gramatically correct "they're". And you missed it .

*launches nuke*

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Originally posted by Bubba Ho Tep 420:
I got it.

Borat=gay

Shotties=gay

Now kiss and make up........slowly.

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Are you looking for trouble?

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Originally posted by Tommy Lund:
Where did i make a stereotype?

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Originally posted by Tommy Lund:
europeans think americans are fat.

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Originally posted by Tommy Lund:
Where did i make a stereotype?

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No, I meant z3r0 c001.

{DA}

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Originally posted by z3r0 c001:
The US are a full of lazy, fat fucks. Who the only time they get up is to blame and then sue food companies because their too dumb and ubsessed with food that they can't stop themselves with eating.

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Yeah.. I know.

Those damn americans, the entire population does nothing but eat and sue. All of them, man, women, and children. They're all fat.

They're totally "ubsessed" with food. (Ah, and the french and italians don't like food) They don't even get up and like.. walk. God, I hate america. When I make posts like this, my friends at school think I'm totally awesome.

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Are you looking for trouble?

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I'm looking for trouble, what are you gunna do about it?

You dumbasses realize obesity isnt just an American thing, its a western thing. Many countries in Europe are also suffering an "epidemic" of obesity. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/826546.stm http://www.easoobesity.org/news.asp?ref=19 http://www.easoobesity.org/news.asp?ref=14

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Originally posted by Shotties:
I'm looking for trouble, what are you gunna do about it?

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gunna? What's that?

Breasts

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Originally posted by The Nipple:
Breasts

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You can bind my nipples

Shotties and borat have completely fucked up this thread.

And yes the imperial system does suck major ass. To be fair though, we measure angles in degrees when it should be measured in pi's, which i think you guys do.

i think its because we are fat asses

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Originally posted by Garrett:
Shotties and borat have completely fucked up this thread.

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Yeah, we've lost a classic in this thread.

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Originally posted by Bubba Ho Tep 420:


Now kiss and make up........slowly.

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Can I please help them make up?! PLEASE?!!?!

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It's because when they visit America, they end up going to places like Disneyland where they see nothing but fat-ass women from the mid-west carting around their screaming children.

Seriously, spend an hour there and you will see more brightly-colored-spandex-covered cellulite than you ever thought you could stand.

Oh, and then there's also the fact that there are a shitload of fat Americans.

I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW THE ANSWER.... sssh.. here it comes.. BECAUSE AMERICANS ARE FAT.. SURPRICE.

btw. I'm a european.

Shotties makes me grin ...

It's probably because the europeans have their largest meal of the day at midday so they can metabolise it even just by sitting on their asses!
Crazy europeans with their sensible eating habits.

450 pounds divided by two is 225kg. That's still really fucking fat.

Edit: I just realised that that sentence doesn't really make sense. But it still gets my point across, no matter how poorly structured!

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It is because whe have scientifical proof that 60% of the americans is overweight. (btw; 450 punds IS sooo damn fat, also when calculated in european measures.)

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Originally posted by CatharticWeek:

It's probably because the europeans have their largest meal of the day at midday so they can metabolise it even just by sitting on their asses!
Crazy europeans with their sensible eating habits.

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Heh, I never they did that. I usually eat the most at lunch because every place is always cheaper at lunchtime for lunch break hours.

Uh...450lb is FAT...why would i need to divide it by two.

1lb in America is still 1lb in Europe dumbass

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Originally posted by among_the_living:
Uh...450lb is FAT...why would i need to divide it by two.

1lb in America is still 1lb in Europe dumbass

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You are fucking retarded.

First, 450 is an example, i could have used 100 or 150 to the same effect.

Furthermore, what self respecting european country uses lb?

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Originally posted by Brandon20:
Because america IS FAT. It's something like 2 in 3 americans are "over weight". ....

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1 in 4 are over weight.