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 #1 
Old 2006-03-18, 01:25
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Baldar:

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500 man elite fighting unit called the US REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES(USRSF).

These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Louisiana, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK

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Old 2006-03-18, 01:27
ShqipTAR ShqipTAR is offline
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Bunch of bullshit. Seriously, most rednecks fucking blow, just because they like shooting shit doesn't mean there good at it. USRSF already exists also, its called Blackwater.
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Old 2006-03-18, 19:09
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maybe if we told them that the terrorists are also holding all the ranch dressing
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Old 2006-03-18, 19:12
DA DA is offline
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Hahahaha, I laughed, even though I'm from Texas. Hahaa, what's that from?
{DA}
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Old 2006-03-18, 19:30
MomentaryLapseOfReason MomentaryLapseOfReason is offline
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*turns off the country music playing on the computer and slowly backs out of the room...*
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Old 2006-03-18, 19:36
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hahahaha
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Old 2006-03-18, 19:38
zebra head zebra head is offline
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Originally posted by MomentaryLapseOfReason:
*turns off the country music playing on the computer and slowly backs out of the room...*



Way to be. You're no redneck, you can type!
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Old 2006-03-18, 23:58
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Originally posted by DA:
Hahahaha, I laughed, even though I'm from Texas. Hahaa, what's that from?
{DA}



it's from another forum I frequent. I'm from texas as well
 
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