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"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." - Bertrand Russell.

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On Atheism: �I don't feel depressed, perhaps because I don't feel that a sunset is insignificant. I would feel that it's insignificant if an omnipotent god were to have created it - it would be utterly worthless since he can create billions of sunsets, which are billions of times more beautiful than that one. Without a god, this would mean that the sun was created by a magnificent cosmic event. That is much more valuable than a creation from an omnipotent being who can create better sunsets in his spare time.
As for what reasons I have for being happy, I am healthy, live a good life, have good friends and a good family; I don't base my happiness on whether or not our universe was created by a god.� � Rust.

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'I can see in the dark,' boasted Hodja one day. `If that's true,' said his friends, `why do we sometimes see you carrying a light at night?'
`Well,' he replied, `I only use that lamp to prevent other people from bumping into me.'

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Originally posted by Storm:
We're going down, down, sugar, we're going down swingin',
I know your Gun complex, cock it and pull it.

*cuts*

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Originally posted by MidnightAssassin:
"It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees!" -Emiliano Zapata

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Originally posted by ShqipTAR:
You'd like this one;

[QUOTE]'I can see in the dark,' boasted Hodja one day. `If that's true,' said his friends, `why do we sometimes see you carrying a light at night?'
`Well,' he replied, `I only use that lamp to prevent other people from bumping into me.'

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Originally posted by Reverend Abnormal:
You got the fucking lyrics wrong, you emo fag.

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Originally posted by MidnightAssassin:
"Censorship is telling a man that he can't have a steak, because a baby can't chew it." -Mark Twain

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Originally posted by 33% God:
Hail to the king,baby

-Duke Nukem

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Supposedly originally said by Abraham Lincoln:
Whatever you are, be a good one.

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Originally posted by Trooper555:
what doesnt kill you makes you stonger-i dont know

get busy living or get busy dying-"Red"shawshank redemption

its better to pay back a man with his money-auto von bismark

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Originally posted by umop 3pisdn:
First one's Nietsche, and I doubt Bismark's car ever said something like that.

And the first one is utter shit, would you be a stronger man if I bit off your fingers? Ripped out your tongue? Severed your atlas?

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Originally posted by Storm:

Can I hug you, man?

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Originally posted by umop 3pisdn:
You probably smell of goat piss, but sure, come here.

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Originally posted by umop 3pisdn:
Now I know why every dothead has a moustache, so you can't perform your silly trick on your fellow camel jockeys!

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Originally posted by umop 3pisdn:
I'm going to sleep soon, chood, I have to wake up very early tomorrow to escape traffic jams. And doing 180 km/h isn't as fun when you're dozing off behind the weel.

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Originally posted by burntoffering:
*ash from evil dead, you mean.

~agent orange,

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Originally posted by Trooper555:
what doesnt kill you makes you stonger-i dont know

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Originally posted by Zay:
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." - Bertrand Russell.

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"How is this possibilistic?" - George W. Bush

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Fuck the fuckin fuckers

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Originally posted by Pirate Hippie:
"Only after disaster can we be resurrected."

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off"

"Its not until you lose everything that you are free to do anything "

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. "

"Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that... is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you."

"I ran. I ran until my muscles ached, and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more."

Those are all from Fight Club. If you didn't know that, then fuck you.

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Originally posted by ShqipTAR:
My attraction towards you has incread exponentially.

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Originally posted by Storm:
We're going down, down, sugar, we're going down swingin',
I know your Gun complex, cock it and pull it.

*cuts*

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Truckin', like the do-dah man-once told me "You've got to play your hand"
Sometimes your cards ain't worth a dime, if you don't lay'em down -The Grateful Dead

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Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in awhile, you could miss it. -Ferris Bueller

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Abbe Faria: In return for your help, I offer you something priceless.
Edmond: My freedom?
Abbe Faria: No, freedom can be taken away, as you well know. I offer you my knowledge.
The Count of Monte Cristo

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And the first one is utter shit, would you be a stronger man if I bit off your fingers? Ripped out your tongue? Severed your atlas?

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GET SOME!

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Originally posted by White Knight:
If you aint down with DX, then Suck IT!

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Originally posted by MidnightAssassin:
"Religion is the herd instinct in mankind." -Nietzsche

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Originally posted by Ackronymph:
"Never insult a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. Then, when you insult him, you will be a mile away, and have his shoes."

-Don't remember

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�Sir, we are Surrounded!
Excellent! We can attack in any direction!�

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"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself. Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin' else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you've got heroin? "

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People think it's all about misery and desperation and death and all that shit which is not to be ignored, but what they forget is the pleasure of it. Otherwise we wouldn't do it. After all, we're not fucking stupid. At least, we're not that fucking stupid.

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The truth is that I'm a bad person. But, that's gonna change - I'm going to change. This is the last of that sort of thing. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.

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If you could have one day where none of your actions would matter, where you could do as you please because you knew that as soon as you woke up in the morning it would all be erased. What would you do on that day?

Now, think about that one day as being an entire life.

You do as you wish because NOTHING MATTERS when you die. It's erased, a few traces left in other people's memories, only to be erased when they too die. That is freedom.

You're not bound by living for another life. You're not bound by living for another person. You are living solely for yourself. Solely for yourself. Solely for yourself. For what makes you feel good. That is the maximum freedom possible in an absurd, meaningless world.

It's exhilarating.

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Originally posted by Zay:
do you?

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"we were somewhere around barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold."
- dr. hunter s. thompson

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"maybe this world is another planet's hell."
- aldous huxley

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"i love scotch. scotchy, scotch, scotch. here it goes down, down into my belly."
- ron burgundy

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"there are seven of them that you can't say on television. what a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. they must really be bad. you know the seven don't you? shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. those are the heavy seven."
- george carlin

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"six words: drop out, turn on, then come back and tune it in... and then drop out again, and turn on, and tune it back in... it's a rhythm... most of us think god made this universe in nature-subject object-predicate sentences... turn on, tune in, drop out... period, end of paragraph. turn the page... it's all a rhythm... it's all a beat. you turn on, you find it inside, and then you have to come back (since you can't stay high all the time) and you have to build a better model. but don't get caught - don't get hooked - don't get attracted by the thing you're building, cause... you gotta drop out again. it's a cycle. turn on, tune in, drop out. keep it going, keep it going... the nervous system works that way... gotta keep it flowing, keep it flowing..."
- dr. timothy leary

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I grew up, a fuckin screw-up
got introduced to the game,
got a ounce and fuckin blew up
- 2PAC

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Originally posted by umop 3pisdn:
First one's Nietsche, and I doubt Bismark's car ever said something like that.

And the first one is utter shit, would you be a stronger man if I bit off your fingers? Ripped out your tongue? Severed your atlas?

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Originally posted by Beholder:
"Life without mystery is as dull as a broken lightbulb."
- I think it was ben franklin???

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Originally posted by 3PushesBullet:
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"There's a lot of fine looking women in the world dude, but not all or 'em will bring you lagsania. Most of 'em just cheat on you."-Silent Bob (Clerks)

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Originally posted by MidnightAssassin:
"Censorship is telling a man that he can't have a steak, because a baby can't chew it." -Mark Twain

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Originally posted by scorpio2121:
'thats for you mr harper' - neil armstrong (mr harper was armstrong's nextdoor neighbour, when he was a young boy he heard mrs harper shout 'i'll give you oral sex when that boy next door walks on the moon')

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Originally posted by Storm:
We're going down, down, sugar, we're going down swingin',
I know your Gun complex, cock it and pull it.

*cuts*

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Originally posted by Beholder:



"We're going to kill as many people as we can"
-Eric harris & Dylan Klebold

"I'll kill everyone one of those son's of bitches on big april 20th - including brookes brown"
-Eric harris's website

"LEAVE THAT KID ALONE OR I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
-Video for School Project, entitled: "hitman for hire"

"What are you talking about, the real party is on april twentieth!"
-Poster at columbine high durring the prom; after being defaced by Eric harris/Dylan Klebold.

"Today is NOT a good day to be in school..."
-Colimbine high's "rebel News network;" morning of april 20th

"We wish there were warning signs of this upcomming tradegty..."
-Student at columbine high


Fucking retards.

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Originally posted by woogieboogie:
�You wait for fate to bring about the changes in life which you should be bringing about by yourself�

�You fear that if you lower your guard for even one second your whole world will disintegrate into chaos�

�You pretend to be more eccentric than you actually are because you fear you are an interchangeable cog�

�Your ability to rationalize your own bad deeds makes you believe that the whole world is as amoral as you are�

�Everyone has a gripping stranger in their lives, a stranger who unwittingly possesses a bizarre hold over you. Maybe it's the kid in cut-offs who mows your lawn or the woman wearing white shoulders who stamps your book at the library - a stranger who, if you were to come home and find a message from them on your answering machine saying, "Drop everything. I love you. Come away with me now to Florida," you'd follow them.�

All by Douglas Coupland

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Originally posted by reject:
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

- Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

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Originally posted by Tommy Lund:
Glue the script to pulp fiction on your wall?

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Originally posted by MidnightAssassin:
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I will defend to the death, your right to say it." -Voltaire

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Originally posted by barnes:
"Our Ignorance Is Their Power"
-Punkerslut.

I read that here on totse.

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Originally posted by imarugbyball:
Was actually about to quote that book, did he write any others worth reading? (besides generationX)

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Originally posted by burntoffering:
"experiance is only whats left when everything else is gone."


~agent orange.

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