totse.com | I made a 6 foot tall snow penis (pics)

2006-03-17, 20:24

GlowStickz GlowStickz is offline

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I made a 6 foot tall snow penis (pics)

Well lemme start off by saying ive been around here reading topics for awhile and I finally just HAD to make a topic on what I did last saturday while it snowed..

Well I made a 6 foot snow penis in the snow:
http://tinyurl.com/lea29

[This message has been edited by GlowStickz (edited 03-17-2006).]

2006-03-17, 20:25

Elephantitis Man Elephantitis Man is offline

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I bet it'll fit your asshole just perfectly.

2006-03-17, 20:25

Violent Monotreme Violent Monotreme is offline

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Mmmmmmkay.

2006-03-17, 20:26

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nice, and when it melts it will look like it is getting soft :P

2006-03-17, 20:28

Pirate Hippie Pirate Hippie is offline

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Haha. Awesome.

2006-03-17, 20:28

burntoffering burntoffering is offline

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do you live in petersburg alaska?

~agent orange.

2006-03-17, 20:30

GlowStickz GlowStickz is offline

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Originally posted by burntoffering:
do you live in petersburg alaska?

~agent orange.

Uh.. no I live near california, los gatos.. Yes I live near a town thats named The Cats..

2006-03-17, 20:31

enlightened outkast enlightened outkast is offline

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snow goatse now

2006-03-17, 20:32

mattboy207 mattboy207 is offline

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Nice work mate.

+1 from me.

-/\/\attboy

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2006-03-17, 20:32

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quote:
Originally posted by GlowStickz:

Uh.. no I live near california, los gatos.. Yes I live near a town thats named The Cats..

Wow, it must be really fucking cold down there. You in the Bay Area? or is that near LA. I think thats near San Jose, isnt it? You live on Mount Hamilton?

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2006-03-17, 20:33

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Originally posted by GlowStickz:

Uh.. no I live near california, los gatos.. Yes I live near a town thats named The Cats..

ok, sorry, I have a freind who made a huge snow dick =, who lived in petersburg alaska. so I thought, "wow! someone I know!"

but alas....

~agent orange.

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2006-03-17, 20:33

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Thats fucking great. Holy shit Ive never seen anything that funny

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2006-03-17, 20:33

lacker

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PS, you forgot the testicals.

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2006-03-17, 20:34

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That's awesome! +6.

{DA}

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2006-03-17, 20:35

GlowStickz GlowStickz is offline

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Originally posted by lacker:
Wow, it must be really fucking cold down there. You in the Bay Area? or is that near LA. I think thats near San Jose, isnt it? You live on Mount Hamilton?

Eh its been raining for like 2 weeks straight now, and before it snowed we had a huge hailstorm with thunder and lighting.. But Los Gatos is near sanjose, about 20-30 min away.

EDIT: Lacker i didnt forget the balls.. If you look closely you can see them.. just not very well from that angle

[This message has been edited by GlowStickz (edited 03-17-2006).]

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2006-03-17, 20:38

NarcolepticInsomniac NarcolepticInsomniac is offline

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funny shit. I use to live on an island and made a pretty big one in the sand one night but not as big as that one.

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2006-03-17, 20:43

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Originally posted by Elephantitis Man:
I bet it'll fit your asshole just perfectly.

Bahahaha

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2006-03-17, 20:48

Asphyxia

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Originally posted by mattboy207:
Nice work mate.

+1 from me.

-Asphyxia

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2006-03-17, 20:56

MasterMind420 MasterMind420 is offline

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So you rubbed your hands up and down the shaft of a 6 foot penis essentially giving it a handjob?

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2006-03-17, 20:56

GlowStickz GlowStickz is offline

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Originally posted by MasterMind420:
So you rubbed your hands up and down the shaft of a 6 foot penis essentially giving it a handjob?

Exactly what i did to get it that height

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2006-03-17, 21:05

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totally original

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2006-03-17, 21:12

NoLongerBanned NoLongerBanned is offline

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Originally posted by Lundmark:
totally original

Don't be a party pooper.

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2006-03-17, 21:14

Where Is Your God Now Where Is Your God Now is offline

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Gay.

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2006-03-17, 21:14

lacker

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Lund, he lives in california on the coast. it snows like every fucking 10 years. There is less then 4 inches of snow (from what i can see). I think its orriginal for him. It's pretty amusing. I wonder what his mom is thinking. Or the neighbors.

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2006-03-17, 21:15

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Originally posted by lacker:
PS, you forgot the testicals.

take his name and put and s before it and that makes the new name of the thread starter. hahahahah

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2006-03-17, 21:15

GlowStickz GlowStickz is offline

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Well..

Me: I hope it doesnt melt
Dad: itll just go limp
Mom: OMG ITS SO BIG

Oh and since highway 17 was blocked with traffic people would come down our road for a detour.. A lot of people would stop near our mailboxes and look down at it in horror/laughter.

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2006-03-17, 21:16

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I laughed

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2006-03-17, 21:17

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Your parents must've been embarassed knowing their son enjoys sculting snow phalluses.

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2006-03-17, 21:44

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Very nice. I wish it snowed in Florida. Hmm maybe I will make one out of sand

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2006-03-17, 21:46

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That's one of the better snow penises that I've seen. Most of the time, people don't bother to shave the sides and it looks like it has some lumpy STD.

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2006-03-17, 22:01

Your Papi

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Give it some big balls. Then more pix.

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2006-03-17, 22:05

GlowStickz GlowStickz is offline

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Originally posted by Your Papi:
Give it some big balls. Then more pix.

Man this was a week ago, all thats left is a clump of snow the size of my head..

Also when it started melting the head popped off

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2006-03-17, 22:09

Pileven

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hahaha...thats a detailed penis! where are the balls?

-P11

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2006-03-17, 22:15

Where Is Your God Now Where Is Your God Now is offline

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Originally posted by Where Is Your God Now:
Gay.

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2006-03-17, 22:29

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Thats quite funny

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2006-03-17, 22:35

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You should have made a snowman with a six-foot dick. Now that would be funny!

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2006-03-17, 22:35

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Originally posted by enlightened outkast:
snow goatse now

I agree.

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2006-03-17, 22:37

captain_kirk captain_kirk is offline

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Well done!

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2006-03-18, 08:57

Yo Mum is minging Yo Mum is minging is offline

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compensating....

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2006-03-18, 09:01

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I was the original giant snow penis on totse innovator, my penis was more lifelike and had veins, AND I ADDED BIG TESTICLES.

You suck.

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2006-03-18, 09:02

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Originally posted by The_Rabbi:
I was the original giant snow penis on totse innovator, my penis was more lifelike and had veins, [b]AND I ADDED BIG TESTICLES.

You suck.[/B]

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2006-03-18, 09:03

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Just so everyone realizes how much more my snow penis kicked this guys snow penis' ass:
http://tinyurl.com/rl8lb http://tinyurl.com/r23ow

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2006-03-18, 09:10

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GlowStickz snow penis > rabbi's snow penis. Sorry.

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2006-03-18, 09:11

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Originally posted by DTP:
GlowStickz snow penis > rabbi's snow penis. Sorry.

Bullshit. You're mad. Positively mad.

[This message has been edited by The_Rabbi (edited 03-18-2006).]

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2006-03-18, 09:16

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And I didn't even have a shovel, bitch.
http://tinyurl.com/m599b http://tinyurl.com/o4up5

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2006-03-18, 09:29

FishstickHatrack FishstickHatrack is offline

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Only on totse will you find a pissing contest about snow penises.

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2006-03-18, 09:35

masteroftheobvious masteroftheobvious is offline

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very good. very good indeed

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2006-03-18, 09:40

N0 W4RN1NG N0 W4RN1NG is offline

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Props to the OP, but:

quote:
Originally posted by The_Rabbi:
And I didn't even have a shovel, bitch.
http://tinyurl.com/m599b http://tinyurl.com/o4up5

That is just insane. You even made VEINS in that shit. How long did that take to do?

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2006-03-18, 09:51

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With four of us working on it by just piling snow by hand and packing it down, ~three hours.

And fuck the respects to the OP, I made this exact same thread three days ago. This jerk-off probably wouldn't have even thought to build a giant snow penis were it not for said thread.

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2006-03-18, 10:27

JuggaloStoner42069 JuggaloStoner42069 is offline

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quote:
Originally posted by GlowStickz:
ive been around here reading topics for awhile and I finally just HAD to make a topic on what I did last saturday while it snowed

quote:
Originally posted by The_Rabbi:I made this exact same thread three days ago. This jerk-off probably wouldn't have even thought to build a giant snow penis were it not for said thread.

Lmao, Rabbi. It musta been your thread that he was looking at when he got this, oh so original idea for a topic. Lmao

[This message has been edited by JuggaloStoner42069 (edited 03-18-2006).]