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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-17, 20:17 |
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 This had me cracking up
An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual check-up. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute and then begins. "I have an older friend, much like you, who is an avid trophy hunter and never misses a season. One day, when he was going out hunting, he was in a bit of a hurry and accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a prime beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his cane and went 'bang, bang'. Suddenly, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think of that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
LOL!
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#2
2006-03-17, 20:19 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
hahaha, I lawled.
~agent orange.
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#3
2006-03-17, 20:19 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
*chuckles*
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#4
2006-03-17, 20:21 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Stupid, boring and unoriginal.
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#5
2006-03-17, 20:22 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
I grinned.
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#6
2006-03-17, 20:31 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
I didn't get it, but when i did, the moment was gone. -/\/\attboy  |
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#7
2006-03-17, 20:49 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by mattboy207:
I didn't get it, but when i did, the moment was gone.
-/\/\attboy
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#8
2006-03-17, 20:50 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by Domenation:
Stupid, boring and unoriginal.
Cliche comment faggot. Yeah i grinned. |
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#9
2006-03-18, 02:36 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Yep i giggled like a school girl.
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#10
2006-03-18, 03:17 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
I farted.
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#11
2006-03-18, 03:20 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
*giggle*
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#12
2006-03-18, 03:31 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Meh.
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#13
2006-03-18, 03:33 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
It made me chuckle. Nice one.
{DA}
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#14
2006-03-18, 03:47 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Yeah, I laughed.
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#15
2006-03-18, 04:02 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
I Snorted.
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#16
2006-03-18, 04:07 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Okay, I guess.
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#17
2006-03-18, 04:12 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
I grinned.
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#18
2006-03-18, 04:14 |
Groovy
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Re: This had me cracking up
i lafted.
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#19
2006-03-18, 04:16 |
KrossFalquo
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Re: This had me cracking up
I shat myself.  |
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#20
2006-03-18, 04:20 |
Tommy Lund
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally Posted by jshaw995
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Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
I grinned.
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#21
2006-03-18, 04:26 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
meh
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#22
2006-03-18, 04:28 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
didnt get it at first.
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#23
2006-03-18, 04:32 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by NoLongerBanned:
Okay, I guess.
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#24
2006-03-18, 06:37 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
I've heard this one already, but I grinned and almost 'heh'ed at it.
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#25
2006-03-18, 06:45 |
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i dont get it |
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#26
2006-03-18, 06:48 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by Xerxes35:
i dont get it
Hint- Beaver=Vagina. Geenass. |
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#27
2006-03-18, 06:55 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Ebaumsworld you faggot
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#28
2006-03-18, 07:35 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
aww good, but since its form ebaums....
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#29
2006-03-18, 07:37 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
kick ass
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#30
2006-03-18, 07:48 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
...Made me pass wind through my nostrals,
and I doo doo'd twice.
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#31
2006-03-18, 07:58 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
old man-pwned
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#32
2006-03-18, 08:20 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by mattboy207:
I didn't get it, but when i did, the moment was gone.
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#33
2006-03-18, 08:39 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by mattboy207:
I didn't get it, but when i did, the moment was gone.
-/\/\attboy
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#34
2006-03-18, 08:43 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by Domenation:
Stupid, boring and unoriginal.
description of self? |
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#35
2006-03-18, 08:44 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
I've heard this one before, and I found it funnier when the doctor just said, "Exactly."
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#36
2006-03-18, 08:53 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
*chuckles*
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#37
2006-03-18, 09:29 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
I grinned.
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#38
2006-03-18, 09:59 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Yeah i read www.ebaumsworld.com too.. your too cool. Listen to some Dane Cook, hes a silly bitch.
haha
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#39
2006-03-18, 11:00 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Oh so the 20 yr old shot the beaver?
ahahahha i never saw that one coming
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#40
2006-03-18, 22:09 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by Choch:
Yeah i read www.ebaumsworld.com too.. your too cool. Listen to some Dane Cook, hes a silly bitch.
haha
Dane Cook Sucks!!!, Mitch Hedberg will always be king. RIP. |
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#41
2006-03-18, 22:18 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
Yea... Ebaumsworld front page tsk tsk tsk
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#42
2006-03-18, 22:28 |
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Originally posted by Wog:
Oh so the 20 yr old shot the beaver?
ahahahha i never saw that one coming
This made me laugh mroe than the actual joke, hahahaha! |
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#43
2006-03-18, 22:29 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by Mindless Xyzzyean:
Yep i giggled like a school girl.
Oh yeah? Well I giggled like a Japanese schoolgirl. |
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#44
2006-03-18, 22:32 |
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Re: This had me cracking up
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Originally posted by Domenation:
Stupid, boring and unoriginal.
Ok Simon. |
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