I had so much fun today because I found this piece of string right then I dropped it in the air and when it landed I got down and fucked it hard, very hard. I humped it each time for 10 seconds then picked it dropped it again, then humped it...so finally I dropped it and lowered down and humped it HARD I blew my load in seconds, the sorry piece of string was soaked in semen, now it's all crusty and lying on my bed. So there you have it, how to have phun.

[This message has been edited by Domenation (edited 03-17-2006).]

O RLY?

*stares blankly at screen*

The fuck...stops here?

*fap fap*

Ouch my IQ just took a hit.

You should really try it, it's so surreal and phun, like film yourself doing it and watch it after then do the same thing but in sync with the film but film that and watch it and so it in syn with that etc. etc. it's a really great way to have phun.

[This message has been edited by Domenation (edited 03-17-2006).]

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Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:
Ouch my IQ just took a hit.

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Now tie that string round your neck...


Strong..

[This message has been edited by veeDuB (edited 03-17-2006).]

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Originally posted by veeDuB:
Now tie that string round your neck...


Strong..

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Do I get to fuck it afterwards?

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Originally posted by Domenation:
Do I get to fuck it afterwards?

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You can try.

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Originally posted by veeDuB:
Now tie that string round your neck...


Strong..

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That almost hurt me and wasn't very phun.

i sex my hand

I imagined him jumping around playing with the string like a cat or something.

zomg teh hawts0rz. pixz0rz?

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Originally posted by Twisted_Ferret:
I imagined him jumping around playing with the string like a cat or something.

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I imagine you naked, naked with a horse, and an obese man.