When i take a massive afternoon dump i usually use nearly all of a full toilet roll

dont be shy motherfuckers

real men use sandpaper

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Originally posted by Tuesday:
real men use sandpaper

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As NegativeZero said, real men use your mother's tongue.

I use my hand

however much it takes

It depends, not all dumps are created equally!

8-12 squares, in 4 square sets, unless its cheap shit (pun intended) then like 50

just use the whole thing if u gotta

I use pages from the bible.

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whatever's on the roll when i waddle in and plop down.

I use charmins becuase it's gangstah and air freshner ftw

I use wheat bread.

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Originally posted by Sgt. Lag:
I use wheat bread.

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at least you're healthy about it.

conserve coilet paper
use both sides

Wtf? toilet paper? The only toilet utensils I have are 3 sea shells.

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Originally posted by THEatomicpunk:
at least you're healthy about it.

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How is using white bread healthy?

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Originally posted by Blue Potato:
How is using white bread healthy?

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He uses Wheat Bread. Learn to read. Then go to totse. then go to school. then suck my penis.

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Originally posted by Blue Potato:
How is using white bread healthy?

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Wheat bread!

WHEAT!

who the fuck measures how much toilet paper they use

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Originally posted by THEatomicpunk:
He uses Wheat Bread. Learn to read. Then go to totse. then go to school. then suck my penis.

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stfu phag

I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands.
And wipe 'em on your face, 'cause I'm the man!

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Originally posted by Psykadelic:
Wtf? toilet paper? The only toilet utensils I have are 3 sea shells.

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I just use the papers I get from swearing.

FUCK

*beep,prints out paper*

i use my hamster

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Originally posted by Leon2006:
How much toilet paper do you use?

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All of it.

Why the fuck do you need to know?

I use 8 sheets (still joined but folded over to make 4 with double thickness) on each side of the seat so I don't have to touch it, then I put about 5 sheets in the bowl before I shit to prevent "splash-back" and then about 4 sheets when I'm done.

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Originally posted by nuclearrabbit:
I don't need toilet paper, I'll use my hands.
And wipe 'em on your face, 'cause I'm the man!

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WHOOOP WHOOOP WHOOOP! Muslim Alert..

I guess no one has babies here? When you discover baby wipes, Why go back to toilet paper that sticks like clay to the hair of your ass crack. Wet wipes do the job in 1 or 2 wipes and leaves you men fresh and clean for a rim job from your women. Or men if you swing that way.

Well said Lacker, well said :P
I use toilet paper tho

Try shaving your hairy ass.

I use 1-2 squares. You people are so wasteful.

A shitload!

(Or a vampire, don't ask)

36 sheets

i steal a koran from a sandnigger

I don't wipe.

i put a shitload in there before i take a dump so i dont get splash-back... damn i hate splash-back..
thats what wastes alot of it

enough to get the shit off my ass

I use 2 rolls of bounty extra resistant.

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Originally posted by lacker:
I guess no one has babies here? When you discover baby wipes, Why go back to toilet paper that sticks like clay to the hair of your ass crack. Wet wipes do the job in 1 or 2 wipes and leaves you men fresh and clean for a rim job from your women. Or men if you swing that way.

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Once you try it, you will never go back to toilet paper I promise you. Honestly, it leaves you feeling so much more clean.

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Originally posted by Psykadelic:
Wtf? toilet paper? The only toilet utensils I have are 3 sea shells.

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one for the front, one for the back, and one for the middle!

Weel it obviously depends on the shit consistency. If it's a fine-grade smooshy turd I'll subsequently use up a good 20-30 squares cleaning up the mess.

I just love it when I get those dense, semi-dry craps that require just 1 square (just to confirm the lack of pooo residuuuue)

Andrex feels sooo soft on your bum