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 #1 
Old 2006-03-17, 12:25
The Nipple The Nipple is offline
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Default To Masturbate Or Not.

I cant decide dammit!
Pro's - Orgasm, Something to do.

Con's - Messy, Physically taxing, Might get caught.


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Old 2006-03-17, 12:27
Yoplait Yoplait is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

Do it in the shower then rest
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Old 2006-03-17, 12:30
The Nipple The Nipple is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

quote:
Originally posted by Yoplait:
Do it in the shower then rest


Yeah. But doing It standing up is far more difficult. OOh OOh. Do you have Msn. Sorry. I wont do it again.
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Old 2006-03-17, 12:33
Cadbury-Cream-Smeg Cadbury-Cream-Smeg is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

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EDIT= *FAP*

[This message has been edited by Cadbury-Cream-Smeg (edited 03-17-2006).]
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Old 2006-03-17, 12:43
Flyingpiggs Flyingpiggs is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

learn to hold back your ejuclation.

No mess at all
 #6 
Old 2006-03-17, 12:57
torx torx is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

^eww. Unnatural!
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Old 2006-03-17, 13:01
Chris_533976 Chris_533976 is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

If your mom catches you, walk up to her and gently kiss her on the lips. She'll get the hint.
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Old 2006-03-17, 13:03
Flyingpiggs Flyingpiggs is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

quote:
Originally posted by torx:
^eww. Unnatural!



It helps in sex though...don't worry about cumming too learning because you won't spend your load if you do it right.
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Old 2006-03-17, 13:05
The Death Monkey The Death Monkey is offline
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Mess? Just walk up to your mom, smack her in the face, and when she screams in pain, dabble your cock in her mouth and make her swallow that shit.
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Old 2006-03-17, 13:18
Hellsing Hellsing is offline
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Clean that shit up with some T.P, bunghole.
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Old 2006-03-17, 14:16
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I love those threads just amazing, I think I started hitting the booze a bit too early today but I just cracked up when i saw the first post, eh, damn irish it's all their fault!

to go back on topic, don't do it try to have a bit of self-control, try to do some push ups to use some of your energy!!!!
 #12 
Old 2006-03-17, 14:32
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The real question for you is "To post or not to post?" in which the answer is definately DON'T post.
 #13 
Old 2006-03-17, 14:46
packets packets is offline
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more like human guilt
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Old 2006-03-17, 15:09
zebra head zebra head is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

Fap.

Men who experience orgasm at least once a day are scientifically proen to have a reduced change (over 60%) of developing prostate cancer.
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Old 2006-03-17, 15:18
Paladin55 Paladin55 is offline
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70% of all stetistics are made up!

wack it bitch
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Old 2006-03-17, 15:25
packets packets is offline
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Default Re: To Masturbate Or Not.

quote:
Originally posted by zebra head:
Fap.

Men who experience orgasm at least once a day are scientifically proen to have a reduced change (over 60%) of developing prostate cancer.



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