i still wonder wat mine was....

Too long/didn't read.

My parents still proclaim fervently my first word was "Bob". They say they knew a guy named Bob, and my Dad worked with him or some shit.

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Originally posted by Lazy Serotonin:
Too long/didn't read.

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+1

i said

murder/suicide niggaz

I forgot what mine was, but it had something to do with Crash Bandicoot.

Kill. My second word was "me".

Gubby (Grandad) and Gubba (me)

Shut the bloody door. Except it came out more like shud buddy door. Yeah apparently people kept leaving some door open

well my parents said my first two words were "bird" & "book"... so I am guessing the first was "bird"... since my dad was always pulling out the bird book throughout my early childhood.

Wee-wee. I used to suck my thumb, and I had a rag that I'd carry around, and it was called wee-wee. I had it until I was about 9...

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"Bligglewbwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!"
*Slap*
"BWAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Or similar.

"Totse."

Yoh-gut

Now why the hell would I remember a thing like that? I was talking when I was still in the womb, planning to take over the world.

Or so I was told...

Not funny totseans.Effort not appreciated.

i said:

this thread sucks. put me back in the utherus.

MOON!

My first words are (in order) : Computer, Internet connection and totse.

-/\/\attboy

Duck.
No, really, It was.
There was a log shaped like a Duck and i said something like: "fuck me, that fucking log looks a fuckload like a duck. Gimme a suckle on them titties."

Love is a many spleandid thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!

-/\/\attboy;cool:

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Originally posted by UnfitPuppetToSoceity:
My parents still proclaim fervently my first word was "Bob". They say they knew a guy named Bob, and my Dad worked with him or some shit.

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it was "bob" because "bob" had been molesting you and he kept saying "say my name"

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Originally posted by phreakydeadman:
I forgot what mine was, but it had something to do with Crash Bandicoot.

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If your first word was related to Crash Bandicoot you are either 11 or you were a REALLY stupid kid.

nigger

The nurse at the hospital was black

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Originally posted by LuKaZz420:
nigger

The nurse at the hospital was black

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so are you

Shit. (no shit)

Mine was: "OWNED!"

"Juego."

Meaning 'game', in spanish.

"hungy" Me saying hungry

No wonder I just emptied a bag of funyuns sober in 5 minutes.

"whats that" while pointing at something.

"oh shit" i've been told.

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Originally posted by haruspex:
MOON!

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wow, me too!

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Originally posted by UnfitPuppetToSoceity:
My parents still proclaim fervently my first word was "Bob". They say they knew a guy named Bob, and my Dad worked with him or some shit.

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It was probably just baby-talk that sounded like 'Bob'.

Pipe

or Tickle

�No� Because I never did anything unless I wanted to do it�

Rob... as that is mi padres name.

"Tits"

"go get me my money, B17CH3S!!!!1!!11!"

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Originally posted by Food:
Duck.
No, really, It was.
There was a log shaped like a Duck and i said something like: "fuck me, that fucking log looks a fuckload like a duck. Gimme a suckle on them titties."

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'Cause nothing is better than demanding to suck on your mom's titty right?

I'm told that my aunt used to have a large mole on her face. She never really liked it, but it stayed on there until she was about 34, when I was little.

So one day, we're all chillin' at her house, and then, out of the blue, I poked her mole and said, "Ball."

Needless to say, she got it removed a week later.
{DA}