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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-17, 07:03
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titoman 
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Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Ok, first off, i live in a shit little town where the cops have nothing better to do that cause trouble for people like me...
Anyhow, I just got out of a movie with my friend...we're both, and we went and got some wendy's..mmmm. we decided it was a good idea to go to the park and eat. now, keep in mind, the park closes at dark, and it's about 1 at night.... so anyhow, this cop drives by and we're all like "think he'll come back?"... yeah, let's go stand behind that thing.... So we go stand behind this...well...thing. Not a big thing or whatever, we're still completely obvious just standing there. The cop comes back and points his car at us, shining headlight RIGHT on us. We're both BIG BLACK GUYS, and also making no effort whatsoever to be inconspicuous. Cop comes closer, hits us with spotlight. Moves to a different angle, shines light AGAIN right at us. nothing. logic says he's either looking for us, or someone else, and if it's someone else he'd say something to us, right? so he must have been looking for us. uh... ok, the cops around here love nothing more that doing stuff like kicking people outta parks that are closed, if he saw us he'd have said something. but no, he kept going around shining that damn light like he didn't see us.... WHAT THE HELL?
BTW, yeah, grammar, i know. it's shit.
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#2
 2006-03-17, 07:09
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asma123 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
cop in here where i live, if you'r out in the streets late - say 1 am, they stop you and ask you what you were doing, what are you doing and that kind of shit. so fucking annoying i cant even fucking fart without being asked what im doing.
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#3
 2006-03-17, 07:15
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
I am guessing that the cop wasn't stupid, you just have no clue what was going on.
Either that or the sight of two big black guys at night made him feel like a small child.
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#4
 2006-03-17, 07:19
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Frosty the Stoner 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Cops are like that everywhere, only when they have nothing to do.
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#5
 2006-03-17, 07:20
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lisdexic 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Maybe he thought you were a statue.
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#6
 2006-03-17, 07:23
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Compton 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Cops around here like to fuck with everyone but they have a hard time cause we all know the laws on searching, profiling, harassment and illegal siezures and shit. but small town cops are always cunts, wait all cops are cunts i wont limit it to small town cops.
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#7
 2006-03-17, 07:47
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Slurm 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
I don't get it? You had a spotlight shone on you? Woooohhh. Spooky!
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#8
 2006-03-17, 07:49
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Shayde 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Yeah, dicks around here too. But I've been pretty lucky.
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#9
 2006-03-17, 07:51
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driveby 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
quote: Originally posted by titoman: We're both BIG BLACK GUYS, and also making no effort whatsoever to be inconspicuous.
How many fucking blacks do we have on this website nowdays?
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#10
 2006-03-17, 07:52
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Good thing you didn't smile 
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#11
 2006-03-17, 07:56
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phreakydeadman 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Fuck the police.
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#12
 2006-03-17, 08:05
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driveby 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
The police are the most dangerous gang in america.
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#13
 2006-03-17, 08:08
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Muramune 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
quote: Originally posted by driveby: The police are the most dangerous gang in america.
-2pac
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#14
 2006-03-17, 08:13
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river_of_ash 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
quote: Originally posted by asma123: cop in here where i live, if you'r out in the streets late - say 1 am, they stop you and ask you what you were doing, what are you doing and that kind of shit. so fucking annoying i cant even fucking fart without being asked what im doing.
 Gay.
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#15
 2006-03-17, 08:14
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driveby 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
I did'nt know Tupac said that. I just actually came up with that on my own. But many others said similar shit.
[This message has been edited by driveby (edited 03-17-2006).]
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#16
 2006-03-17, 08:17
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The state of Illinois.
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
quote: Originally posted by driveby: I did'nt know Tupac said that. I just actually came up with that on my own. But many others said similar shit.
He's said a lot of cool things.
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#17
 2006-03-17, 08:34
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Asphyxia 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
quote: Originally posted by titoman: We're both BIG BLACK GUYS
pwnt
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#18
 2006-03-17, 14:27
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
cops are cops what do you expect?
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#19
 2006-03-17, 14:41
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radioman 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
...2 guys standing behind a wall in a park at 1AM isn't suspicious at all, he was probably just fucking with you 'cause he has nothing better to do...
...right
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#20
 2006-03-17, 19:54
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NeoIceshroom 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
quote: Originally posted by driveby: The police are the most dangerous gang in america.
+1
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#21
 2006-03-17, 20:05
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mikaPELL 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Maybe he thought you were clown dolls... http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum3/HTML/233124.html FUCK
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#22
 2006-03-17, 20:10
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dead_people_killer 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
I had a cop stop me one time, but I was walking around a neighborhood at 3am in a long, black trench coat with a 3 foot katana in my hand....so i guess i was kinda suspicious looking.
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#23
 2006-03-17, 20:19
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ShqipTAR 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Maybe he figured out you weren't selling drugs and just eating wendies and decided not to go fuck with your shit?
There are lots of dumb asshole cops, but theres also alot of down to earth cops that let you get off with murder if you are straight with them.
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#24
 2006-03-17, 20:28
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lacker 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
Come on children. You're smarter then this. Lets not generalize cops. Some cops are dicks, some are cool, some are really cool.
Perhaps he was waiting to see if you 2 were going to have a makeout session and he wanted to show it to his buddies from his car cam. Or, he just shined the light on you to get different angles so if a crime was reported, he could come back to you guys. asuming you fit the discription.
Be happy he didnt kick you out tito. or did he, you never told us what happened. Just that he was fucking with you. Next time, find a better place to hide if you want to drink beers in a park at night. I like to do this when its foggy and cops cant see shit. I like to walk way out to a baseball mound and dress warm and pop open a 6er and listen to my headphones by myself in a cold, foggy enviorment. It makes me feel so in touch with myself. I've seen cops roll into the park and I just lay down until they split. If you hang out in a park in the summertime, You're an idiot. Thats when all the crazy shit happens and you're going to be blamed for other peoples shit. Only do it in the winter when its not so cold.
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#25
 2006-03-17, 20:30
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burntoffering 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
I beat up a cop just like that once, me and my freind, with metal pipe, and woodn basball bat. fucker didnt know what hit him.
~agent orange.
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#26
 2006-03-17, 20:34
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Niggers_With_Attitude 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
quote: Originally posted by lacker: Come on children. You're smarter then this. Lets not generalize cops. Some cops are dicks, some are cool, some are really cool.
Perhaps he was waiting to see if you 2 were going to have a makeout session and he wanted to show it to his buddies from his car cam. Or, he just shined the light on you to get different angles so if a crime was reported, he could come back to you guys. asuming you fit the discription.
Be happy he didnt kick you out tito. or did he, you never told us what happened. Just that he was fucking with you. Next time, find a better place to hide if you want to drink beers in a park at night. I like to do this when its foggy and cops cant see shit. I like to walk way out to a baseball mound and dress warm and pop open a 6er and listen to my headphones by myself in a cold, foggy enviorment. It makes me feel so in touch with myself. I've seen cops roll into the park and I just lay down until they split. If you hang out in a park in the summertime, You're an idiot. Thats when all the crazy shit happens and you're going to be blamed for other peoples shit. Only do it in the winter when its not so cold.
shut up faggot
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#27
 2006-03-17, 20:35
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Crippled Lucifer 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
He was probably just fucking with you. Imagine how stupid you looked, two big black guys chomping on hamburgers like not shit is happenning while a spotlight is being shone on them, hahahaha
[This message has been edited by Crippled Lucifer (edited 03-17-2006).]
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#28
 2006-03-17, 20:38
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GlowStickz 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
In my town.. we call our sheriff, sheriff bacon. I thought officers had to be fit.. then again..
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#29
 2006-03-17, 21:23
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titoman 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
ok, for whoever wanted to know what happened, not much. He did drive around and shine the light in the woods next to the park like he was still looking for someone... this is why we assumed he wanted us, if he was looking for someone else, he might have asked if we'd seen them?
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#30
 2006-03-17, 21:26
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pseudouser 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
omg, he DROVE BY AND SHONE A LIGHT ON YOU?????
That's appalling, he should have stopped with about five of his buddies and beat the shit out of both of you.
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#31
 2006-03-17, 21:27
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Fez_88 
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Re: Are cops this dumb where you're from?
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Crippled Lucifer: He was probably just fucking with you. Imagine how stupid [b]you looked, two big black guys chomping on hamburgers like not shit is happenning while a spotlight is being shone on them, hahahaha
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