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 #1 
Old 2006-03-17, 04:54
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Default So my friend told me this really creepy story tonight

I gotta say, this one shook me up a bit. If anyone ever did this to my kid, I'd slip them 5 hits of acid, beat them with a wiffle bat, and toss them out of a moving car on the highway.

So my friend was telling me this story about how there was this girl he knew in highschool who used to baby sit. The parents told her before she came over that he hadn't been sleeping well at night. He kept having really bad dreams about a clown. So everything is going well until she decides to put him to bed.

She walks him into the bathroom, helps him brush his teeth, wash his face and everything before he goes to sleep. Then she takes him into his room and notices this ugly clown doll in the corner. A real big doll. She thinks "well, that's odd..." and calls the parents to ask them about this. "Well, you said he was having problems sleeping at night because of clown dreams, do you think I should take that creepy clown doll out of his room?" *longish pause* "We don't have a clown doll"

At that moment, the clown doll stands up and runs for the door. It turned out to be a man who had been terrorizing the neighbour hood for a few months, by hiding in kids rooms and molesting them at night as a clown.

Fuck the wiffle bat, I'd use a real bat.
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Old 2006-03-17, 04:56
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Christ, I'm with you on this Zok. I'd have to kill the bastard.
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Old 2006-03-17, 04:57
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That is so fucked up. Did the guy get caught then or something?

Man. Yeah, fuck the whiffle bat.
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Old 2006-03-17, 04:57
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O_O that is creepy >.<
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Old 2006-03-17, 04:57
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too long/didnt read.

sorry.

+1
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Old 2006-03-17, 04:57
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Was it John Wayne Gace?

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Old 2006-03-17, 04:58
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That gave me a twisting in me tummy.

That is fucked up.

I'd help you with the bat part.
{DA}
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Old 2006-03-17, 04:58
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I'm still going with that only being an urban legend.

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Old 2006-03-17, 04:58
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Crikey!
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Old 2006-03-17, 04:58
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you sure your friend isnt just pulling your leg?

if it was anyone else i wouldnt have even posted here. any links? thats some creepy shit.

like something they could make a movie out of.
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Old 2006-03-17, 04:59
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Default Re: So my friend told me this really creepy story tonight

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Originally posted by K9:
I'm still going with that only being an urban legend.


It may be. My friend claimed it happened in his home town and that he has the news article about it. But I've definitly heard variations of the story told by others.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:00
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Originally posted by K9:
I'm still going with that only being an urban legend.




Sounds like an urban legend to me.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:00
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holy shit...that'd be pretty fuckin scary if you were there.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:00
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Even Zok has jumped on the bandwagon of making bullshit stories up.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:01
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That one's been around for years.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:01
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I don't care whether it's true or not, it's fucking creepy.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:01
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that seems too crazy to be true, but wierd shit happens so who knows. If that is true then damn that is scary as hell.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:03
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that didn't sound scary until i read it over again.i would have tossed the clowns candy ass in a ocean for coming in my house and molesting the kids. good story though.

*im fly as a muthafuckin GT on spinners*
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:05
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Jeeze, no one read my post. Killer clowns are real! Just lookie here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gacy%2C_John_Wayne
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:06
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Originally posted by TheKillerMonkey:
Even Zok has jumped on the bandwagon of making bullshit stories up.


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Old 2006-03-17, 05:10
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That's fucked up.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:13
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Here it is.
http://www.snopes.com/horrors/madmen/statue.asp
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:13
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Definitely an urban legend. I've seen that as a myspace bulletin. The only difference in the one I heard though is that the clown killed the babysitter and the kid instead of running away. Creepy? Yes. True? Absolutely not.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:15
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Yeah this is pretty hard to believe, I mean how would he be getting into the rooms without either being spotted or wakes the kid up as he's doing his 'job'...(never said you were lying)


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Old 2006-03-17, 05:19
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Urban legend!
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:21
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Good thing there's allways an easy loadable rifle in reach around my place.

Two kneecaps and a thurough chainsaw molestation later problem solved.

But yeah that guy is just fucked in the head if he exists.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:22
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Well...I have heard (I have no idea of the veracity) sometimes molesters use masks. Thus if a child speaks up to a parent/guardian, they are more likely to be thought to be fantasizing.

If you really want to be sick & play out dominance games on a child... When a child speaks up about inappropriate behavior/abuse... just say this, "You've got a lot of NERVE! Now, go to your room & don't come out until you've learned to keep a civil tongue in your head! Saying such things about 'X'. The idea!?'
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:24
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I laughed was funny how you said the clown got up and ran off Ahaha it was a guy , FUcking funny shit.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:36
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thanks for givin me a bad trip
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:40
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I don't think Im going to be able to sleep tonight, Thanks Zok

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Old 2006-03-17, 05:43
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I totally have a gameplan now. thanks zok.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:44
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Originally posted by Zok:
I don't care whether it's true or not, it's fucking creepy.


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Old 2006-03-17, 05:44
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Originally posted by Zok:
I gotta say, this one shook me up a bit. If anyone ever did this to my kid, I'd slip them 5 hits of acid, beat them with a wiffle bat, and toss them out of a moving car on the highway.

So my friend was telling me this story about how there was this girl he knew in highschool who used to baby sit. The parents told her before she came over that he hadn't been sleeping well at night. He kept having really bad dreams about a clown. So everything is going well until she decides to put him to bed.

She walks him into the bathroom, helps him brush his teeth, wash his face and everything before he goes to sleep. Then she takes him into his room and notices this ugly clown doll in the corner. A real big doll. She thinks "well, that's odd..." and calls the parents to ask them about this. "Well, you said he was having problems sleeping at night because of clown dreams, do you think I should take that creepy clown doll out of his room?" *longish pause* "We don't have a clown doll"

At that moment, the clown doll stands up and runs for the door. It turned out to be a man who had been terrorizing the neighbour hood for a few months, by hiding in kids rooms and molesting them at night as a clown.

Fuck the wiffle bat, I'd use a real bat.



It's been posted countless times as a MySpace bulletin. Not that I use MySpace or anything. Um. I mean my friend uses MySpace? FUCK!

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Old 2006-03-17, 05:47
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Holy fuck that's scary!
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:48
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that is really fucking creepy......
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:54
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yeah that is pretty creepy.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:55
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Umm. Exucse me.

Fuck clowns.
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Old 2006-03-17, 05:59
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quote:
Originally posted by ate:
Umm. Exucse me.

Fuck clowns.



I think you got the story backwards...
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:00
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alright, not positive, but if somebody is interested in researching this check murders in the area of Green Bay, Wisconsin, not sure, but i heard that it was on the news once and claims tobe true...
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:00
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quote:
Originally posted by K9:
I'm still going with that only being an urban legend.




I agree. A fucked up person made that up
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:01
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OLD....I heard that shit in like 8th grade 2 years ago. Except the version I heard was different. The girl kept falling asleep on the couch and one time she woke up and saw a clown statue. She got annoyed and called the parents saying she would cover up the clown statue because she is scared. They told her to get out at once. Then call the police, police come, parents told her to call because they heard about a clown person in the area, story is revealed yada yada.

All these stories are classic and simple horror stories that can be told at sleepovers. Ever heard of that movie When A Stranger Calls? Years before it was even being made I heard that story and its one million versions: stranger calls, tells to check on kids, babysitter gets scared, calls cops, killer is traced to be in house, usually in attic or basement, story unfolds yada yada. All of these I heard at daycamp in like 5th or 6th grade at a lockin at the local park district.

Ther was one about a girl that stays home and watches t.v. then gets tired. She is alone and can't sleep so she puts her hand under her bed and her dog licks it, she still can't sleep so that happens again. She still can't sleep so she goes to the bathroom and the gog is hung from a rope and the thing licking her hand was a person and ran away!

Last one was a counselor that told me he dropped a friend who was a girl off at her house and she was scared being alone. She thought someone was outside since her backyard was huge and linked to a forest. Forgot how the middle part goes but in the end the counselor said they saw a dude run in the backyard so they called the police and the dude had set up a fort or something and was watching the girl for quite sometime. Gets caught etc, etc.

They're all urban myths and they get around fast. Where do you live btw Zok?
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:05
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in Noblesville, Indiana, a Ronald McDonald clown statue toppled onto a six-year-old girl, severing the fleshy part of her fingertip. The excised piece was reattached, but the child still had a malformed fingernail. She was awarded damages of $41,400.



wtf... I shoulda sued my preschool then because I ran over my foot with a triwheeler, and my old church for getting my fingernail smashed by a square scooter type thing (those pads with 4 wheels they have in gyms etc.)
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:07
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There's something about this story that still sends shivers up the spine. I'd really, really hate to wake up and see a large worried-looking clown standing in the corner of my room staring right at me. That would really suck.
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:07
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Originally posted by zebra head:

wtf... I shoulda sued my preschool then because I ran over my foot with a triwheeler, and my old church for getting my fingernail smashed by a square scooter type thing (those pads with 4 wheels they have in gyms etc.)




How the fuck did you get mcdonalds and preschool mixed up!? Oh yeah, You'll get alot of dough from a preschool
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:15
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Silent, "When a stranger calls" is an old film the new one is a remake of a 1970s low budget college film. its a cult classic. and that film was based on even an older film called "I know what you did" or some weird title.

In short, yes, these stories are bullshit. If they really did happen, its Life immitating art or some wierd movie buff wanted to make it a reality.

Eitherway, its fucking freaky as hell.
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:26
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Originally posted by Zok:
I gotta say, this one shook me up a bit. If anyone ever did this to my kid, I'd slip them 5 hits of acid, beat them with a wiffle bat, and toss them out of a moving car on the highway.

So my friend was telling me this story about how there was this girl he knew in highschool who used to baby sit. The parents told her before she came over that he hadn't been sleeping well at night. He kept having really bad dreams about a clown. So everything is going well until she decides to put him to bed.

She walks him into the bathroom, helps him brush his teeth, wash his face and everything before he goes to sleep. Then she takes him into his room and notices this ugly clown doll in the corner. A real big doll. She thinks "well, that's odd..." and calls the parents to ask them about this. "Well, you said he was having problems sleeping at night because of clown dreams, do you think I should take that creepy clown doll out of his room?" *longish pause* "We don't have a clown doll"

At that moment, the clown doll stands up and runs for the door. It turned out to be a man who had been terrorizing the neighbour hood for a few months, by hiding in kids rooms and molesting them at night as a clown.

Fuck the wiffle bat, I'd use a real bat.



Thanks a lot, Zok. Now I'm going to be busy all night worrying about getting molested or killed by guys in clown suits.
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:28
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Originally posted by bilb:
Yeah this is pretty hard to believe, I mean how would he be getting into the rooms without either being spotted or wakes the kid up as he's doing his 'job'...(never said you were lying)





There have been many incidents were people have broken into homes, and thet people inside havent been woken. One of my old neighbours were robbed in the middle of the afternoon, and didnt hear a thing.
A few months back, some guy was breaking into childrends bedrooms, standing over them beside thier bed flashing a torch in thier face, and leaving when they woke up.
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:40
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Originally posted by xcon:

A few months back, some guy was breaking into childrends bedrooms, standing over them beside thier bed flashing a torch in thier face, and leaving when they woke up.


That sounds pretty interesting, happen to have a news link? I want to read more.

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Old 2006-03-17, 06:51
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Did they catch him?
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Old 2006-03-17, 06:57
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Originally posted by SilentOp47:
Ever heard of that movie When A Stranger Calls? Years before it was even being made I heard that story and its one million versions: stranger calls, tells to check on kids, babysitter gets scared, calls cops, killer is traced to be in house, usually in attic or basement, story unfolds yada yada. All of these I heard at daycamp in like 5th or 6th grade at a lockin at the local park district.



If you're talking about the new movie, there was an original one made years ago so maybe the stories you heard were from that. The movie already existed.

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Old 2006-03-17, 07:16
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Originally posted by DA:
That gave me a twisting in me tummy.




hoyl fuck me too man jsut thinking of that fucking clown......... fucking chuck norris

BLAZE IT UP
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Old 2006-03-17, 07:40
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I hate you.

A lot.

You ruined the endings of a good trip, and I'm going to have trouble sleeping tonight, now. o.o
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Old 2006-03-17, 07:43
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So that wasn't a dream I had
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Old 2006-03-17, 07:55
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Yeah, that is a tad bit on the freaky side. Some people come up with some really bizarre crap.
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Old 2006-03-17, 08:37
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*giggles*

clowns dont scare me!!!
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Old 2006-03-17, 09:07
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WTF is WITH you all?!!

That wasn't scary one bit and I'm scared of fucking dungbeatles!

Are you all just sucking up to Zok's "awesome" story because he's an admin?

Well FUCK ALL YOU ALL!
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Old 2006-03-17, 09:09
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Originally posted by asma123:
too long/didnt read.

sorry.

+1



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Old 2006-03-17, 09:26
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There have been many incidents were people have broken into homes, and thet people inside havent been woken. One of my old neighbours were robbed in the middle of the afternoon, and didnt hear a thing.
A few months back, some guy was breaking into childrends bedrooms, standing over them beside thier bed flashing a torch in thier face, and leaving when they woke up.




Noice. That is the one and only thing that would freak me out.
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Old 2006-03-17, 09:40
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Damn it, Zok... I'm gonna have to sleep with the light on with my cane within reach tonight.
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Old 2006-03-17, 10:06
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gave me shivers
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Old 2006-03-17, 10:14
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...Is that definately true?]
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Old 2006-03-17, 10:40
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Strangely erotic...
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Old 2006-03-17, 13:21
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Originally posted by Enter:
WTF is WITH you all?!!

That wasn't scary one bit and I'm scared of fucking dungbeatles!

Are you all just sucking up to Zok's "awesome" story because he's an admin?

Well FUCK ALL YOU ALL!



Agreed. I'm not afraid of clowns. And if some freak tried pulling that shit on me, i would shank 'em.

And if someone with only 100 posts posted this, everyone would be like "FUCKEN NOOB, OLD!"



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Old 2006-03-17, 14:21
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You always hear those stories of all those sick people who rape and murder little kids. Just last week they sentenced a guy to die for that murder of that girl in FL. Somehow putting those people to sleep doesn't seem adequate. Maybe "cruel and unusual punishment" shouldn't apply to them.
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Old 2006-03-17, 14:29
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Originally posted by SKS_7.62:
You always hear those stories of all those sick people who rape and murder little kids. Just last week they sentenced a guy to die for that murder of that girl in FL. Somehow putting those people to sleep doesn't seem adequate. Maybe "cruel and unusual punishment" shouldn't apply to them.


The sad truth is that some innocint people are bound to get convicted of a thing such as this sooner or later.
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Old 2006-03-17, 15:44
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is that a true story...

if so, that clown would be fucked
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Old 2006-03-17, 16:13
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Originally posted by cronic5:
That's fucked up.


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Old 2006-03-17, 17:20
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motherfuck... what a sick fuck.
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:09
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Who the hell would do something that sick... How could no one notice a guy dressed as a big clown running around town or jumping out of windows?! I doubt if it really happened...
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:35
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Can't sleep, clowns will rape me.
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:52
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I gotta say, this one shook me up a bit. If anyone ever did this to my kid, I'd slip them 5 hits of acid, beat them with a wiffle bat, and toss them out of a moving car on the highway.

So my friend was telling me this story about how there was this girl he knew in highschool who used to baby sit. The parents told her before she came over that he hadn't been sleeping well at night. He kept having really bad dreams about a clown. So everything is going well until she decides to put him to bed.

She walks him into the bathroom, helps him brush his teeth, wash his face and everything before he goes to sleep. Then she takes him into his room and notices this ugly clown doll in the corner. A real big doll. She thinks "well, that's odd..." and calls the parents to ask them about this. "Well, you said he was having problems sleeping at night because of clown dreams, do you think I should take that creepy clown doll out of his room?" *longish pause* "We don't have a clown doll"

At that moment, the clown doll stands up and runs for the door. It turned out to be a man who had been terrorizing the neighbour hood for a few months, by hiding in kids rooms and molesting them at night as a clown.

Fuck the wiffle bat, I'd use a real bat.



I know man I've heard a similar story, it was in like chicago. That's some fucked up shit.
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:54
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That was fucking freaky.

I didn;t look in the corner of my room after reading it tho...honest..
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:58
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I would hire myself out to hunt him down, and chop off his toes.


~agent orange.
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:07
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fuck the wiffle bat,

PLANK OF WOOD WITH NAILS
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:08
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*doesn't sleep*
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:20
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I fucking knew clowns were tainted.
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:29
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Originally posted by Lacedwithdelight:
The sad truth is that some innocint people are bound to get convicted of a thing such as this sooner or later.


Yeah but would you rather be in a jail with everyone thinking you were a nonce or be dead?

Gotta break a few eggs to make an omlette.

BUT SERIOUSLY, whether this story is made up or not, the fact that this could happen so easily (OK not the exact details but you know what I mean) is a damn good reason to carry a piece I think. Fuck getting into a fist fight with some freak, just whip out your handgun and bang bang bang job done.
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:35
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I kill clowns for fun.
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:43
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Originally posted by Lotek:
O_O that is creepy >.<


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Old 2006-03-17, 19:48
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Arghh, I just turned paranoid
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Old 2006-03-17, 20:06
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Originally posted by niggersexual:
Thanks a lot, Zok. Now I'm going to be busy all night worrying about getting molested or killed by guys in clown suits.


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Old 2006-03-17, 20:34
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Originally posted by Zok:
I gotta say, this one shook me up a bit. If anyone ever did this to my kid, I'd slip them 5 hits of acid, beat them with a wiffle bat, and toss them out of a moving car on the highway.


Five hits of acid? I'm going to rent me a clown suit.
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Old 2006-03-17, 20:54
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IT WASN�T A CLOWN!! IT WAS A JUGGALO FAN KID OF ICP!!
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Old 2006-03-17, 20:59
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Originally posted by K9:
I'm still going with that only being an urban legend.




Something like this happened to my sister's friend. I'll post it later.
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Old 2006-03-17, 21:35
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I knew they would catch on to me sooner or later.
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Old 2006-03-17, 21:40
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I would beat him to a vegetative state, then give him a taste of his own medicine.
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Old 2006-03-17, 22:06
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Zok i got to agree with you. i dont care if its true or not that story scared the fuck out of me. Damn if something like that happend on my nieghborhood i would be scared out of my mind.
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Old 2006-03-17, 22:25
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that story is an urban legend..............
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Old 2006-03-17, 22:41
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If I ever saw a giant clown in my room, or even an itty bitty little clown, I'd beat the despicable, living crap out of it. I HATE CLOWNS. They're terrifying, horrible, and used to make me cry. Now I just freak out. Know what's worse than clowns? Those wooden ventriloquist dolls. CREEPY. I'm not gonna sleep for a week now...
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Old 2006-03-17, 22:44
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I never trusted the clowns. I always fucking hated them.

This started when I saw the clown episode of "are you afraid of the dark?"
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Old 2006-03-18, 00:10
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this reminds me, i read a book a couple years ago, what cops know, it was a collection of interviews from chicago police officers & one of the stories in it talked about this group of people that drove up to a family's house in the middle of the day & tortured then killed them, sick shit like making kids have sex with their parents & cutting off their nipples, i think they did it several times before getting caught
 
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