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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-16, 22:49
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mr. benfield 
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totse i need advice. emergency-ish
ok so i took some tramamdol, and now my pupils are fucking tiny, almost like none existant. i ahve ot eat dinner in 30 minutes. do you gusy knwo nay techniques to gte my pupils back to normal size? i heard thinking about sex will make them bigger, but then ill have a boner.
help!
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#2
 2006-03-16, 22:50
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
[This message has been edited by Zay (edited 03-16-2006).]
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#3
 2006-03-16, 22:50
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marshmallow 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
just act normal
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#4
 2006-03-16, 22:51
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
Drink some Chinese ink, it'll color the inside of your body, and hopefully your pupils as well.
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#5
 2006-03-16, 22:51
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mr. benfield 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
oh yeah, this should be in bltc but i just posted in there and didnt want to be annoying, and more peopel visit here.
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#6
 2006-03-16, 22:52
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burntoffering 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
breath in steam, that is sopposed to work or put your head in really hot water.
to sum it up, take a hot shower, and if it doesnt work, tell your parents that a fish ate your eyes, so you stole his. your parents will lose interest in your eyes....
~agent orange.
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#7
 2006-03-16, 22:53
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
Wear sunglasses.
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#8
 2006-03-16, 22:53
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Behind the boat house
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
quote: Originally posted by Zay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Yea, but just act normal. Cheers, Lost
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#9
 2006-03-16, 23:00
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diehard993 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
sit in the dark for a little while. The dim light will cause your pupils to expand. This is the result of your eyes trying to adjust to let more light in.
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#10
 2006-03-16, 23:02
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IsprayTrooper 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
staire into a flashlight for about 2 minutes
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#11
 2006-03-16, 23:03
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
quote: Originally posted by IsprayTrooper: staire into a flashlight for about 2 minutes
Yeah, a few fleshlight eye drops should do the trick.
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#12
 2006-03-16, 23:05
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burntoffering 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
quote: Originally posted by umop 3pisdn: Yeah, a few fleshlight eye drops should do the trick.
those maky your pupils smaller. ~agent orange.
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#13
 2006-03-16, 23:06
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
quote: Originally posted by burntoffering: those maky your pupils smaller.
~agent orange.
That one went way over your head.
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#14
 2006-03-16, 23:09
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Master Sun 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
quote: Originally posted by umop 3pisdn: That one went way over your head.
Ha. I was going to say...
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#15
 2006-03-16, 23:22
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
dont lift ur head up too much and dont make eye contact
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#16
 2006-03-16, 23:25
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HolySponge 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
If they say anything just say you hit your head, most parents don't check for little pupils.
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#17
 2006-03-16, 23:29
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VolatileShiftInPersona 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
Did you call 911?
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#18
 2006-03-17, 00:56
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mr. benfield 
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Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish
dinner went well, and then my said to me..."ok time for me to take you to your bass lesson"
what teh fuck?1 i forgot i had a bass lesson tonight. i think my teacher knew i was ons omething, he said i looked tired and he kepy making weed jokes.
overall i didnt get caught and i still feel fucking awesome.
i just sat in my dark room for 20 minutes, dont knwo if it helped
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