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 #1 
Old 2006-03-16, 22:49
mr. benfield mr. benfield is offline
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Default totse i need advice. emergency-ish

ok so i took some tramamdol, and now my pupils are fucking tiny, almost like none existant. i ahve ot eat dinner in 30 minutes. do you gusy knwo nay techniques to gte my pupils back to normal size? i heard thinking about sex will make them bigger, but then ill have a boner.


help!
 #2 
Old 2006-03-16, 22:50
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[This message has been edited by Zay (edited 03-16-2006).]
 #3 
Old 2006-03-16, 22:50
marshmallow marshmallow is offline
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just act normal
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Old 2006-03-16, 22:51
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Drink some Chinese ink, it'll color the inside of your body, and hopefully your pupils as well.
 #5 
Old 2006-03-16, 22:51
mr. benfield mr. benfield is offline
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oh yeah, this should be in bltc but i just posted in there and didnt want to be annoying, and more peopel visit here.
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Old 2006-03-16, 22:52
burntoffering burntoffering is offline
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Default Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish

breath in steam, that is sopposed to work
or put your head in really hot water.

to sum it up, take a hot shower, and if it doesnt work, tell your parents that a fish ate your eyes, so you stole his. your parents will lose interest in your eyes....

~agent orange.
 #7 
Old 2006-03-16, 22:53
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Northern VA
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Wear sunglasses.
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Old 2006-03-16, 22:53
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Behind the boat house
Default Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish

quote:
Originally posted by Zay:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

edit: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!




Yea, but just act normal.

Cheers,
Lost

 #9 
Old 2006-03-16, 23:00
diehard993 diehard993 is offline
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Default Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish

sit in the dark for a little while. The dim light will cause your pupils to expand. This is the result of your eyes trying to adjust to let more light in.
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Old 2006-03-16, 23:02
IsprayTrooper IsprayTrooper is offline
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Default Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish

staire into a flashlight for about 2 minutes
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Old 2006-03-16, 23:03
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Default Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish

quote:
Originally posted by IsprayTrooper:
staire into a flashlight for about 2 minutes


Yeah, a few fleshlight eye drops should do the trick.
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Old 2006-03-16, 23:05
burntoffering burntoffering is offline
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Default Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish

quote:
Originally posted by umop 3pisdn:
Yeah, a few fleshlight eye drops should do the trick.


those maky your pupils smaller.


~agent orange.
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Old 2006-03-16, 23:06
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Default Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish

quote:
Originally posted by burntoffering:
those maky your pupils smaller.


~agent orange.



That one went way over your head.
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Old 2006-03-16, 23:09
Master Sun Master Sun is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by umop 3pisdn:
That one went way over your head.


Ha. I was going to say...
 #15 
Old 2006-03-16, 23:22
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dont lift ur head up too much and dont make eye contact
 #16 
Old 2006-03-16, 23:25
HolySponge HolySponge is offline
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If they say anything just say you hit your head, most parents don't check for little pupils.
 #17 
Old 2006-03-16, 23:29
VolatileShiftInPersona VolatileShiftInPersona is offline
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Did you call 911?
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Old 2006-03-17, 00:56
mr. benfield mr. benfield is offline
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Default Re: totse i need advice. emergency-ish

dinner went well, and then my said to me..."ok time for me to take you to your bass lesson"


what teh fuck?1 i forgot i had a bass lesson tonight. i think my teacher knew i was ons omething, he said i looked tired and he kepy making weed jokes.


overall i didnt get caught and i still feel fucking awesome.


i just sat in my dark room for 20 minutes, dont knwo if it helped
 
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