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Old 2006-03-16, 07:14
fly4life14 fly4life14 is offline
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Default how do i keep my ears clean?

i have a bunch of wax build up and i need to get it out.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:16
piratepony314 piratepony314 is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

stick a tube in your ear and then stick a lighter up the other end. the wax will melt out. it also makes for tasty lunchand pizza sauce

[This message has been edited by piratepony314 (edited 03-16-2006).]
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:17
analcunt analcunt is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

quote:
Originally posted by fly4life14:
i have a bunch of wax build up and i need to get it out.


q-tip the muthafuckas after you take a shower.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:17
Sick_Boy Sick_Boy is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

EEEWWww!

You can buy like, ear cleaning kits at the drug store. If that doesn't work, you'll have to go to the doctor.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:17
TheAlmightyVineMan TheAlmightyVineMan is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

Saltwater will dissolve ear wax I think, try that.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:20
fly4life14 fly4life14 is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

nigga u tryna fuck my ears up? wont the salt get stuk in there?
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:20
ftwchriso ftwchriso is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

Penis in ear.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:23
Toxicwboy Toxicwboy is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

I have to clean my ears quite often because I've had swimmers ear like 32 times.

Clean your ears with q-tips.

Then take a dropper and put 3-4 drops of rubbing alcohol in each ear letting your head stay on one side or the other and the a-hale sink in for a bit.

It kills bacteria and drys quick.

Slightly uncomfy when doing it. (no pain)
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:28
driveby driveby is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

Sometimes niggers attempt to clean themselves.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:29
analcunt analcunt is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by driveby:
Sometimes niggers attempt to clean themselves.


MOOhahahahahahaha
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:31
fly4life14 fly4life14 is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

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Originally posted by driveby:
Sometimes niggers attempt to clean themselves.


shut up you racist fuck.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:32
fly4life14 fly4life14 is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

im goin to sleep. keep posting and i'll read what ever ideas yall come up with in da morning. *PEACE OUT*
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:35
high school janitor high school janitor is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

pure alchohol and a lit match
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:42
Beserk_Penguin Beserk_Penguin is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

"Pure" Alchohol by which you probably mean 100% wont be able to be lit because it immediately evaporates in the air. So stfu!! *JOKINGLY*
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Old 2006-03-17, 14:48
MGILB81 MGILB81 is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

Pour some HCL(hydrochloric "aspirin") into your ears. Or have a plumber buy you some Clobber and pour that into your ears and the wax should come out easily.
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Old 2006-03-17, 15:45
red white and jew red white and jew is offline
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the doctor told me that just a q-tip will push wax farther in your ear, you gotta clean it with hydrenproxide(sp?) then use a q-tip, but your a dumb nigger and let it get that dirty so go eat a bannana you big liped beast.
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Old 2006-03-17, 17:08
Tommy Lund Tommy Lund is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

Go to you local hospital, they will give you an oil that you insert for 2-3 days and then they suck it out.
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:21
torx torx is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

use your pinky!
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:26
NarcolepticInsomniac NarcolepticInsomniac is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

Drano...If it works for pipes that it can work for you too!
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:38
Violent Monotreme Violent Monotreme is offline
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Default Re: how do i keep my ears clean?

quote:
Originally posted by NarcolepticInsomniac:
Drano...If it works for pipes that it can work for you too!


You cannot deny that logic.
 
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