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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-16, 07:14
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fly4life14 
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how do i keep my ears clean?
i have a bunch of wax build up and i need to get it out.
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#2
 2006-03-16, 07:16
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piratepony314 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
stick a tube in your ear and then stick a lighter up the other end. the wax will melt out. it also makes for tasty lunchand pizza sauce
[This message has been edited by piratepony314 (edited 03-16-2006).]
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#3
 2006-03-16, 07:17
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analcunt 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
quote: Originally posted by fly4life14: i have a bunch of wax build up and i need to get it out.
q-tip the muthafuckas after you take a shower.
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#4
 2006-03-16, 07:17
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Sick_Boy 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
EEEWWww!
You can buy like, ear cleaning kits at the drug store. If that doesn't work, you'll have to go to the doctor.
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#5
 2006-03-16, 07:17
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TheAlmightyVineMan 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
Saltwater will dissolve ear wax I think, try that.
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#6
 2006-03-16, 07:20
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fly4life14 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
nigga u tryna fuck my ears up? wont the salt get stuk in there?
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#7
 2006-03-16, 07:20
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ftwchriso 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
Penis in ear.
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#8
 2006-03-16, 07:23
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Toxicwboy 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
I have to clean my ears quite often because I've had swimmers ear like 32 times.
Clean your ears with q-tips.
Then take a dropper and put 3-4 drops of rubbing alcohol in each ear letting your head stay on one side or the other and the a-hale sink in for a bit.
It kills bacteria and drys quick.
Slightly uncomfy when doing it. (no pain)
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#9
 2006-03-16, 07:28
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driveby 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
Sometimes niggers attempt to clean themselves.
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#10
 2006-03-16, 07:29
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analcunt 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
quote: Originally posted by driveby: Sometimes niggers attempt to clean themselves.
MOOhahahahahahaha
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#11
 2006-03-16, 07:31
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fly4life14 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
quote: Originally posted by driveby: Sometimes niggers attempt to clean themselves.
shut up you racist fuck.
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#12
 2006-03-16, 07:32
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fly4life14 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
im goin to sleep. keep posting and i'll read what ever ideas yall come up with in da morning. *PEACE OUT*
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#13
 2006-03-16, 07:35
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high school janitor 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
pure alchohol and a lit match
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#14
 2006-03-16, 07:42
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
"Pure" Alchohol by which you probably mean 100% wont be able to be lit because it immediately evaporates in the air. So stfu!! *JOKINGLY*
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#15
 2006-03-17, 14:48
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MGILB81 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
Pour some HCL(hydrochloric "aspirin") into your ears. Or have a plumber buy you some Clobber and pour that into your ears and the wax should come out easily.
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#16
 2006-03-17, 15:45
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red white and jew 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
the doctor told me that just a q-tip will push wax farther in your ear, you gotta clean it with hydrenproxide(sp?) then use a q-tip, but your a dumb nigger and let it get that dirty so go eat a bannana you big liped beast.
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#17
 2006-03-17, 17:08
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Tommy Lund 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
Go to you local hospital, they will give you an oil that you insert for 2-3 days and then they suck it out.
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#18
 2006-03-17, 19:21
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torx 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
use your pinky!
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#19
 2006-03-17, 19:26
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NarcolepticInsomniac 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
Drano...If it works for pipes that it can work for you too!
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#20
 2006-03-17, 19:38
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Violent Monotreme 
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Re: how do i keep my ears clean?
quote: Originally posted by NarcolepticInsomniac: Drano...If it works for pipes that it can work for you too!
You cannot deny that logic.
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