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 #1 
Old 2006-03-16, 07:02
marusushi marusushi is offline
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I just got a new computer, and I have to go through the gay windows xp process, and give my computer a name.

What should I name it?
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:14
Solid Squall Solid Squall is offline
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Bob.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:15
DiStOrTiOn DiStOrTiOn is offline
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dickcream
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:17
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quote:
Originally posted by Solid Squall:
Bob.


grr.... you suck..
 #5 
Old 2006-03-16, 07:19
Sol463 Sol463 is offline
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RAPE OF THE NATURAL WORLD
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:19
ftwchriso ftwchriso is offline
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Economics fucking sucks
 #7 
Old 2006-03-16, 07:22
TheAlmightyVineMan TheAlmightyVineMan is offline
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HAL.
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:23
ftwchriso ftwchriso is offline
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Economics fucking sucks
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Old 2006-03-16, 07:43
hyde hyde is offline
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pics? we dont know whether it looks like a tim or a bob without seeing it.
 #10 
Old 2006-03-16, 15:54
spodie spodie is offline
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"Piece of Shit Windoze Box Just Waiting For Spyware and Virus Infection"
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Old 2006-03-16, 15:55
HTS-Noob HTS-Noob is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by spodie:
"Piece of Shit Windoze Box Just Waiting For Spyware and Virus Infection"



That, or

"Fuck! I should of used Linux"
 #12 
Old 2006-03-16, 16:00
pyroanarchist pyroanarchist is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by TheAlmightyVineMan:
HAL.


I second that motion
 #13 
Old 2006-03-16, 16:02
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balthazar
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Old 2006-03-16, 16:26
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Q.
 #15 
Old 2006-03-16, 16:27
TheTuna TheTuna is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by TheAlmightyVineMan:
HAL.


I cant do that Dave.
 #16 
Old 2006-03-16, 17:39
Scrouaf Scrouaf is offline
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My computers names :
-Nemesis
-Dreft
-Archa1
-Archa2
-Archa3
-Kromm
-Bucephale
 #17 
Old 2006-03-17, 10:41
turt turt is offline
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PNS
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Old 2006-03-17, 10:50
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Either name it Linux, or the longest word in the world:

k yyhkyslakk ahillotaat elipalmusu nnuntaik�v elykatujuh la-
kor istehedelm �karamellimassatuote valvontala itteisto-< BR>testaus laboratori ok�ytt�ker tatulitikk uviinapiil ohomo-
kaasulaser s�dehoitok otikaljaki mblemestar uussarjaku va-
ris tikkokilpa juoksuhiek ka-aavikkoluonto-ohj elmauusint a-
vaal ikokousedu stusmeno-p aluuruuhka bussivuoro pys�k�inti -
sakkolihakoukku selk�nahka vy�ruusuka svimaamuna juustomait o-
rasv aimunestep inta-alahu ulipunakampelaverkko mahalasku-
harjoi tuskrapula -aamukampa pellava�lj ykriisiapu keinolonkk alepo-
lomarusket usrajatiet oteollisuu skiinteist �markkinoi nti-
di plomi-insi n��riopisk elijaperinnemaisema- arkkitehti -
kilta -aktiivihi iliter�sbe tonivalura utaristisi itosh�rk�-
pizzamaustevoipa periroskap ostimerkki savusaunav astaprotes ti-
mar ssivapautu sliikevaih tov�liarvojoukkopako matkaopas-
koirak antakortti taikatalvi sotakunnia j�senetupu olikuiva-< BR>rehuvilja-aittako rpisuomaas tohiihtopu tkitiivist esilikoni-
rintat askuvarasl �ht�liukum iinakentt�keitinvesi hanasaari-
ryhm�t y�myyr�vuo sikurssiki rjapainopi stetulotuk ivarsikenk �-
kauppaopistoup seerikerho huonepalve luammattik oulupoika-
tytt�e nergiatalo usaluelaaj ennustarvehierarkiak aavio-
suunnittel up��t�sp�i v�vientisu lkuporttit eoriapohja kunto-
urheiluruutu�ss�pari luisteluty ylituomari pelimies-< BR>voimist eluvideoku lmakarvaku onokoppala kkip��m��r�alennus-< BR>tilatak simittarim atopurkkik eittoastia kaappipaka stin-
y hdistelm�l ukkosepp�henkil�tunn ussanaleik kikalupakk ipussi-
el�inkoep onnistusla utakuntala kitekstise ikkailuleiri-
tel ttakangasp uujalkasie nipiirakka reseptivih kopakkaus-
muovik uularuisku maalaustarvikevarast ohyllymetr ilakuavain -
naula kkovartiop ��llikk�ta sogeometri avirhevaih tos�hk�kazoo-
pil lihousupuk upellehypp ylankaker� kaaliaivov uotosuoja-
vaatek appalemyyn titykkilavatanssiask elmoottori py�r�-
koppisieme nperunapal stajakovii vaintegraa lioperaatt ori-
algebraoppilaitoskompleksilukusuoraveto-oikeusmurha-
asevarikkopilttuu

And yes, that is a real word. www.users.tkk.fi/~jpakkane/sana.html
 #19 
Old 2006-03-17, 10:53
mattboy207 mattboy207 is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by rodrat16:
balthazar


So, i'm not the only one reading Matthew Rielly books.

-/\/\attboy
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Old 2006-03-17, 11:10
packets packets is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by marusushi:
I just got a new computer, and I have to go through the gay windows xp process, and give my computer a name.

What should I name it?



ripz off "name my pen0r" thread

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Old 2006-03-17, 11:34
Pueb Pueb is offline
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Call it shart
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Old 2006-03-17, 11:47
Hacker Hacker is offline
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The Pornonator
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Old 2006-03-17, 11:54
Ozzy Osbourne Ozzy Osbourne is offline
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/deltree
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Old 2006-03-17, 11:54
CatharticWeek CatharticWeek is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by mattboy207:
So, i'm not the only one reading Matthew Rielly books.




I thought it was a NGE reference.
 #25 
Old 2006-03-17, 11:56
FLRX FLRX is offline
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Call it 'Toys r us' so you have an excuse for it being full of kiddies.
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Old 2006-03-17, 12:02
Pueb Pueb is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by FLRX:
Call it 'Toys r us' so you have an excuse for it being full of kiddies.


I commend you on that. +1
 #27 
Old 2006-03-17, 13:46
NoSkills NoSkills is offline
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call it Fido. because it bytes.
 #28 
Old 2006-03-17, 14:11
cyberax262 cyberax262 is offline
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If it's a Windoze box you should call it Etch-a-sketch.

Steps to Computer Nirvana:
format c:
Reboot
Install Linux.
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:08
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At the office, I've run out of gods to name computers (that I'll ever remember... Zeus, Herra, Hades, Pan, Apollo, Seiryu, Suzaku, &c...) so I've taken to naming them stills from Chrono Trigger.

Thus far I've come up with Spire, Hawkeye, Luminaire, and my machine is Darkmatter.
 #30 
Old 2006-03-17, 18:15
whatsinanameanyway whatsinanameanyway is offline
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aragorn!
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:17
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Mines named Hammer Time... cause im treal like that... Name it Hugh G Rection.
 #32 
Old 2006-03-17, 18:18
juvenile1 juvenile1 is offline
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You should name your computer "Computer"
 #33 
Old 2006-03-17, 18:19
DA DA is offline
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My computer is named MEGA1337.
{DA}
 #34 
Old 2006-03-17, 18:21
Where Is Your God Now Where Is Your God Now is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by cronic5:
Either name it Linux, or the longest word in the world:

k yyhkyslakk ahillotaat elipalmusu nnuntaik�v elykatujuh la-
kor istehedelm �karamellimassatuote valvontala itteisto-< BR>testaus laboratori ok�ytt�ker tatulitikk uviinapiil ohomo-
kaasulaser s�dehoitok otikaljaki mblemestar uussarjaku va-
ris tikkokilpa juoksuhiek ka-aavikkoluonto-ohj elmauusint a-
vaal ikokousedu stusmeno-p aluuruuhka bussivuoro pys�k�inti -
sakkolihakoukku selk�nahka vy�ruusuka svimaamuna juustomait o-
rasv aimunestep inta-alahu ulipunakampelaverkko mahalasku-
harjoi tuskrapula -aamukampa pellava�lj ykriisiapu keinolonkk alepo-
lomarusket usrajatiet oteollisuu skiinteist �markkinoi nti-
di plomi-insi n��riopisk elijaperinnemaisema- arkkitehti -
kilta -aktiivihi iliter�sbe tonivalura utaristisi itosh�rk�-
pizzamaustevoipa periroskap ostimerkki savusaunav astaprotes ti-
mar ssivapautu sliikevaih tov�liarvojoukkopako matkaopas-
koirak antakortti taikatalvi sotakunnia j�senetupu olikuiva-< BR>rehuvilja-aittako rpisuomaas tohiihtopu tkitiivist esilikoni-
rintat askuvarasl �ht�liukum iinakentt�keitinvesi hanasaari-
ryhm�t y�myyr�vuo sikurssiki rjapainopi stetulotuk ivarsikenk �-
kauppaopistoup seerikerho huonepalve luammattik oulupoika-
tytt�e nergiatalo usaluelaaj ennustarvehierarkiak aavio-
suunnittel up��t�sp�i v�vientisu lkuporttit eoriapohja kunto-
urheiluruutu�ss�pari luisteluty ylituomari pelimies-< BR>voimist eluvideoku lmakarvaku onokoppala kkip��m��r�alennus-< BR>tilatak simitta waldoo purkkikeit toastiakaa ppipakasti n-
yhdi stelm�lukkosepp�henk il�tunnuss analeikkik alupakkipu ssi-
el �inkoeponn istuslauta kuntalakit ekstiseikkailuleiri-
teltta kangaspuuj alkasienip iirakkares eptivihkop akkaus-
muovikuul aruiskumaalaustarvik evarastohy llymetrila kuavain-naulakko vartiop��l likk�tasog eometriavi rhevaihtos�hk�kazoo-
pillih ousupukupe llehyppyla nkaker�kaa liaivovuot osuoja-
vaatekapp alemyyntitykkilavata nssiaskelm oottoripy� r�-
kop pisiemenpe runapalsta jakoviivai ntegraalio peraattori-
algeb raoppilait oskompleks ilukusuora veto-oikeu smurha-
asevarikk opilttuu




[This message has been edited by Where Is Your God Now (edited 03-17-2006).]
 #35 
Old 2006-03-17, 18:24
Aurilius Aurilius is offline
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Kool Komputer K-something else.... First person not to get it deserves a slap.

[This message has been edited by Aurilius (edited 03-17-2006).]
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:27
Antagonist Antagonist is offline
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Name it Napoleon Dynamite.

Mine's named 'server'. I am on a WAN and it's just one of the many tricks to fool the not-so-learned-people into thinking that the rogue computer is the Gateway node. *evil grin*
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:32
TheOnly TheOnly is offline
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Name it "Computer".
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:37
VolatileShiftInPersona VolatileShiftInPersona is offline
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Gibson. Definitely a Gibson.
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:38
juvenile1 juvenile1 is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Aurilius:
Kool Komputer K-something else.... First person not to get it deserves a slap.





Hahah KKK
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Old 2006-03-17, 18:41
outcast outcast is offline
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Doris
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:34
NeoIceshroom NeoIceshroom is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Solid Squall:
Bob.


+1

My computers name is Shroom, My friends' is Fred and my other friends is Kapi.

>.>
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Old 2006-03-17, 19:54
mattboy207 mattboy207 is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by CatharticWeek:
I thought it was a NGE reference.


Oh ok, it's just a character in one of his books...

-/\/\attboy
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Old 2006-03-17, 20:24
Twisted_Ferret Twisted_Ferret is offline
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Beethoven
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Old 2006-03-17, 20:52
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Corndog
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Old 2006-03-18, 02:12
eesakiwi eesakiwi is offline
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Crash
THX1138
Abacus
The Difference Machine (Babbage)
The Analytic Machine (Babbage again)

or make a name up based on its serial number
 #46 
Old 2006-03-18, 02:21
Your Papi Your Papi is offline
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11010010010
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Old 2006-03-18, 02:29
StankMonkey StankMonkey is offline
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The Temple of Ham
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Old 2006-03-18, 02:45
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Cornelius.

In fact, I might just rename my computer to that now.
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Old 2006-03-18, 02:52
KrossFalquo KrossFalquo is offline
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Originally posted by VolatileShiftInPersona:
Gibson. Definitely a Gibson.


You can't hack the Gibson! It's too fast!
 #50 
Old 2006-03-18, 03:01
NoLongerBanned NoLongerBanned is offline
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Brian.
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Old 2006-03-18, 15:17
Sio Sio is offline
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"You should name your computer "Computer""
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Old 2006-03-18, 15:53
FLRX FLRX is offline
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or Jeff
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Old 2006-03-18, 15:54
Orange_Crusader Orange_Crusader is offline
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Name it according to the serial number, using corresponding letters for each numer (1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc.).
 #54 
Old 2006-03-18, 16:12
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Computor!
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Old 2006-03-18, 17:11
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quote:
Originally posted by NoSkills:
call it Fido. because it bytes.


I lawl'd.
 #56 
Old 2006-03-18, 18:10
16bit 16bit is offline
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my comps name is electron1, and the others are electron2, 3,4,5,etc
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Old 2006-03-18, 18:15
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quote:
Originally posted by pyroanarchist:
I second that motion


Thirded.
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Old 2006-03-18, 18:32
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quote:
Originally posted by Orange_Crusader:
Name it according to the serial number, using corresponding letters for each numer (1=A, 2=B, 3=C, etc.).


Humm... I;m going to do that, saying that I have alot of time.

CA145 K00 03866

CAADE K00 0CIFF

CAADE CIFF is my computers new name.
 
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