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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2006-03-15, 23:59 |
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 Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Do you think my g/f has model protential?
j/w because im the one thats going to be doing the long ass drive to her audition in montreal,waste of time and hotel money?
http://tinyurl.com/e5ceb http://tinyurl.com/ecm53 http://tinyurl.com/e9xq7 http://tinyurl.com/l5w9l http://tinyurl.com/jqcq5 http://tinyurl.com/f3cga http://tinyurl.com/kkog8 http://tinyurl.com/zooca http://tinyurl.com/es5mj
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2006-03-16, 00:00 |
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
LOL CHINK.
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#3
2006-03-16, 00:00 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
No that random twelve year old girl you found on the web does not have potential.
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2006-03-16, 00:01 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
She's asian, so she's naturally hot. So no, not a waste of time, if, you get some play. If not, then meh, whatever, she'll become rich and famous and bone some other guys.
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2006-03-16, 00:01 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Get her addicted to coke and she'll be set.
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#6
2006-03-16, 00:02 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Pornstar.
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2006-03-16, 00:02 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Tommy Lund:
Pornstar.
Maybe. |
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2006-03-16, 00:03 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
If she wasn't asian I would say no, but hot asian are really hot.
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2006-03-16, 00:04 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Head-shopper:
Get her addicted to coke and she'll be set.
The first step to pimping her! Nice. Get her coked up then drop her in a room with 12 guys, she WILL get trained, but the cash will fly in! |
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#10
2006-03-16, 00:06 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Honestly she's pretty but probably not because she looks like just about every asian girl i've ever seen. Really i could go to any nail salon and see a girl that looks pretty much just like her but maybe a bit older.
[This message has been edited by NarcolepticInsomniac (edited 03-16-2006).]
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#11
2006-03-16, 00:07 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:
No that random twelve year old girl you found on the web does not have potential.
wtf you on about |
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#12
2006-03-16, 00:08 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
You should expect insults and asswipes when you post in a place like this.
She looks ok. It'd be nicer if she had some tits. She is pretty petite and small. Asian looks I like, but not everyone does (just almost everyone).
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#13
2006-03-16, 00:09 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by NarcolepticInsomniac:
Honestly she's pretty but probably not because she looks like just about every asian girl i've ever seen. Really i could go to any nail salon and see a girl that looks pretty much just like her but maybe a bit older.
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#14
2006-03-16, 00:11 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Tell her to eat some more. More fat = bigger titties. But be careful with that advice.  {DA} |
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2006-03-16, 00:12 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
i bet you went outside
you fail
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#16
2006-03-16, 00:12 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by DeathFromAfar:
You should expect insults and asswipes when you post in a place like this.
She looks ok. It'd be nicer if she had some tits. She is pretty petite and small. Asian looks I like, but not everyone does (just almost everyone).
look the same.. |
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2006-03-16, 00:13 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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i bet you went outside
you fail
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o know another e-thug,ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh shot me with your desert eagle shaped mouse |
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#18
2006-03-16, 00:15 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
For a mere $100 i can beat the ugly out of her.
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2006-03-16, 00:18 |
DrugMonkey
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Lord Canti:
For a mere $100 i can beat the ugly out of her.
WOW... |
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2006-03-16, 00:18 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
yes/27/vaginal,anal
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#21
2006-03-16, 00:19 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Auburn Azazel:
yes/27/vaginal,anal
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#22
2006-03-16, 00:20 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Subtle, real subtle.
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2006-03-16, 00:20 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:
No that random twelve year old girl you found on the web does not have potential.
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#24
2006-03-16, 00:20 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Subtle, real subtle.
that means... |
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2006-03-16, 00:20 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
I'm seeing more and more girls that look like her on advertisements here in Toronto.
I'd say it's worth a shot, but I don't know anything about the modeling business.
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#26
2006-03-16, 00:21 |
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Originally posted by Damko:
I'm seeing more and more girls that look like her on advertisements here in Toronto.
I'd say it's worth a shot, but I don't know anything about the modeling business.
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#27
2006-03-16, 00:22 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
No, she's hot, but not that hot.
If that didn't make sense, sorry I'm really baked.
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2006-03-16, 00:23 |
DrugMonkey
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Lord Hypnos:
No, she's hot, but not that hot.
If that didn't make sense, sorry I'm really baked.
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2006-03-16, 00:25 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Tommy Lund:
Pornstar.
bukkake maybe! |
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#30
2006-03-16, 00:27 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
shes 17 all you jealous e-thugs saying shes 12
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#31
2006-03-16, 00:27 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Cute asian girls are a dime a dozen.
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2006-03-16, 00:29 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Blue_Yonder:
Cute asian girls are a dime a dozen.
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#33
2006-03-16, 00:32 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
By the looks of it she smokes pot. Good enough.
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2006-03-16, 00:33 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
...i'd do her..
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2006-03-16, 00:34 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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By the looks of it she smokes pot. Good enough.
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2006-03-16, 00:34 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
OMG SHES ASIAN SHES SO HOTT ROFLMCBSAO!!!11
No, she does not have potential. Kill her and then yourself.
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#37
2006-03-16, 00:35 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
She had no potential what so ever. Although she is attractive, they want tall, attractive women.
They can get a women much taller, and much more attractive than her.
Also, they want people that look older normally, she looks about 11.
So, basically, it's a waste of time.
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#38
2006-03-16, 00:36 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Toddler Fondler:
OMG SHES ASIAN SHES SO HOTT ROFLMCBSAO!!!11
No, she does not have potential. Kill her and then yourself.
yep werd.......go suck your self off |
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#39
2006-03-16, 00:37 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by TheKillerMonkey:
She had no potential what so ever. Although she is attractive, they want tall, attractive women.
They can get a women much taller, and much more attractive than her.
Also, they want people that look older normally, she looks about 11.
So, basically, it's a waste of time.
shes just turned 17 |
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2006-03-16, 00:38 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
she's cute, but I might feel dirty if I saw her naked. yeah she could be a model i guess. get her some titties.
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2006-03-16, 00:40 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by DrugMonkey:
shes just turned 11
Fixed. |
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#42
2006-03-16, 00:40 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by xian:
she's cute, but I might feel dirty if I saw her naked. yeah she could be a model i guess. get her some titties.
she does bro |
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#43
2006-03-16, 00:43 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by DrugMonkey:
yep werd.......go suck your self off
I made a mistake. You should kill your parents for raising such a fucking retard. Your girlfriend is ugly, your life is hopeless, and this thread is shitty. Hang yourself A.S.A.P. |
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#44
2006-03-16, 00:46 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Toddler Fondler:
I made a mistake. You should kill your parents for raising such a fucking retard. Your girlfriend is ugly, your life is hopeless, and this thread is shitty. Hang yourself A.S.A.P.
dude im were both 17,live in 3 bedroom apartment,have my bros old civic,life cant get any better,o and i got 22 grams of bud drying in my printer,ahhhhhhhhh now fuck off |
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2006-03-16, 00:48 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by DrugMonkey:
I have issues that lead me to be a chronic liar.
Edited for truth. |
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2006-03-16, 00:50 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:
Edited for truth.
internet beef,NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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2006-03-16, 00:51 |
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she's cute, but I might feel dirty if I saw her naked. yeah she could be a model i guess. get her some titties.
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#48
2006-03-16, 00:52 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by DrugMonkey:
dude im were both 17,live in 3 bedroom apartment,have my bros old civic,life cant get any better,o and i got 22 grams of bud drying in my printer,ahhhhhhhhh now fuck off
Judging by the way you type, you're a drooling, incompetent moron. Your brother gave you a car and you live in an apartment... Congratulations. Do the world a favor and choke on your rice and die, fucking ugly chink piece of shit. Your girlfriend makes me envy castratos. |
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2006-03-16, 00:52 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
She's cute. And lots of those pics look like they're from a magazine. But it's my understanding that it's very hard to have a successful modelling career if you're under 5'8"ish. But I would give it a shot.
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2006-03-16, 00:53 |
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dude yep shes hot, and maybe, but you have to think shes competing against a billion women.
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2006-03-16, 00:54 |
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Originally posted by Toddler Fondler:
Judging by the way you type, you're a drooling, incompetent moron. Your brother gave you a car and you live in an apartment... Congratulations. Do the world a favor and choke on your rice and die, fucking ugly chink piece of shit.
Your girlfriend makes me envy castratos.
yep man im drolling everywhere man,im not even chinese,im filipino/spanish,plus i love rice 2,soooooooooo nice now eat my shit |
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#52
2006-03-16, 00:55 |
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yes  |
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2006-03-16, 00:57 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by DrugMonkey:
yep man im drolling everywhere man,im not even chinese,im filipino/spanish,plus i love rice 2,soooooooooo nice now eat my shit
Thank you for proving my "drooling, incompetent moron" theory. |
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2006-03-16, 01:05 |
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Do all asians date their kid sisters?
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Thank you for proving my "drooling, incompetent moron" theory.
that's probably sarcasm |
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2006-03-16, 01:13 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
So her lips got stung by a fucking bee, and where are her tatties?
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2006-03-16, 01:14 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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that's probably sarcasm
I wish I had the same faith in humanity. [This message has been edited by Violent Monotreme (edited 03-16-2006).] |
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2006-03-16, 01:17 |
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im the one thats going to be doing the long ass drive
make her suck your cock the whole drive as payment |
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2006-03-16, 01:17 |
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Originally posted by Run_For_Tha_Hills:
So her lips got stung by a fucking bee, and where are her tatties?
Clearly not being stung by bees... |
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2006-03-16, 01:51 |
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LOL CHINK.
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2006-03-16, 01:57 |
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Get her addicted to coke and she'll be set.
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2006-03-16, 02:27 |
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ill buy that asian off you if you pay for shipping. cant imagine it costing more than a few bucks. shes a toy!
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2006-03-16, 02:36 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
she could HOST somekind of a show in Cartoon Network, or Wb11 or something
but she's looks too young and small to be in the adult industry like pr0n.
hahaha what a mislead chink, cant see with them eyes huh..
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2006-03-16, 02:44 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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Originally posted by DrugMonkey:
dude im were both 17,live in 3 bedroom apartment,have my bros old civic,life cant get any better,o and i got 22 grams of bud drying in my printer,ahhhhhhhhh now fuck off
So your a broke pothead with a short ugly girlfriend, who has no real job, and your sole purpose in life is to be her chaueffer in a shitty honda civic? LIVIN THE LIFE MAN!!! |
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2006-03-16, 02:49 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
http://tinyurl.com/f3cga
Haha. She has a 'stache.
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2006-03-16, 02:55 |
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http://tinyurl.com/f3cga
Haha. She has a 'stache.
Make them stand on each others shoulders,,,,that way you can get a 6 foot asian model |
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2006-03-16, 02:57 |
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The fact that she needs to shave something on her face makes me say no...
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2006-03-16, 03:02 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Im pretty sure eyelids are a requirement for modeling so......No.
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2006-03-16, 03:10 |
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dude im were both 17,live in 3 bedroom apartment,have my bros old civic,life cant get any better,o and i got 22 grams of bud drying in my printer,ahhhhhhhhh now fuck off
You fail at the internet. This isn't a chatroom. Go away. Post her pictures in some anonymous chatroom, i'm sure there will be 45 yr old guys in there willing to give her a 'shot'. |
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2006-03-16, 03:16 |
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Short girls can't be models. Although short girls are hot, they don't have "THE LOOK".
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2006-03-16, 03:25 |
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My uncle is a modeling agent.
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2006-03-16, 03:26 |
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but she's looks too young and small to be in the adult industry like pr0n.
LOL |
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2006-03-16, 03:47 |
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My uncle is a modeling agent.
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU WIN. |
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2006-03-16, 04:18 |
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Take her out there.
Just one thing I never got from the pictures, is she tall? All models are tall for some reason.
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2006-03-16, 04:25 |
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sorry but its a waste
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2006-03-16, 04:33 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
for everyone that said short ppl cant be models, tila tequila is somewhere between 5'0 and 5'4...
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2006-03-16, 04:35 |
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I'd hit it.
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2006-03-16, 04:56 |
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Originally posted by Violent Monotreme:
No that random twelve year old girl you found on the web does not have potential.
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2006-03-16, 05:01 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
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...i'd do her..
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2006-03-16, 06:29 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Yes she is cute, but she looks like alot of other asians, it's worth a shot though. Sure she looks alot younger, but wth asian doesn't look young?
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2006-03-16, 06:35 |
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Subtle, real subtle.
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2006-03-16, 06:36 |
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....eew
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2006-03-16, 06:37 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Being cute or hot surprisingly doesn't have as much bearing on becoming a model as one would think. They have pretty exact measurement standards and I read somewhere that about 1 out of every 145,000 american women meet the criteria. So while she is good looking, I wouldn't bet the farm on this one.
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#84
2006-03-16, 06:39 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
i don't know shit about 'model potential', but she's a hot asian chick, that's for sure.
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#85
2006-03-16, 06:50 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
quote:
Originally posted by DrugMonkey:
yep man im drolling everywhere man,im not even chinese,im filipino/spanish,plus i love rice 2,soooooooooo nice now eat my shit
you butt fucker, if your eyes go like this: < > then your CHINESE! end, of, story. |
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#86
2006-03-16, 06:53 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
asian gals are like naturally short. my gf is only 5'4
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#87
2006-03-17, 04:45 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
She's a cutie for sure. But good looks does not a model make. The camera loves her but has she got the runway walk? Best of luck to her, if she does audition in Montreal. |
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#88
2006-03-17, 04:51 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
Thanks for bumping this thing. I needed some fapping material (although I wouldn't mind some better).
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#89
2006-03-17, 04:53 |
Your Papi
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
She looks just like any other asian i've ever seen.
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#90
2006-03-17, 05:02 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
i just hope her mom isnt into stepping on poor kittens in stelletos  |
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#91
2006-03-17, 05:09 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
pretty hot
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#92
2006-03-18, 00:01 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
she is really hot but there are a million other girls with the same look
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#93
2006-03-18, 00:20 |
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Re: Even though my g/f is a shortass...
no
but i would fuck her brains out
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