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 #1 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:01
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Default Ok guys, is this gay?

Totse i need your help. I was in a situation the other day that i didn't really think was gay but then when i told my friend about it he said it probably meant i have homosexual tendencies.

So i was in the shower after a session at the gym the other day. They are the communal showers and i was just cleaning myself after a hard workout. There was one other guy in there with me. Anyway, i was feeling a little self conscious so i take a peak at this other guys cock just to see if his was bigger. Turns out it was.

But there is nothing gay about that right? I was just looking.

Well anyway after i take a look the guy says to me "If you can see mine i get to see yours." I was a little taken aback by it but i figure fair is fair. So i turn around and show him my cock.

But we were only showing each other so there is nothing gay right?

Well then he asks if i have a girlfriend and i tell him i don't. He asks when the last time i got a blowjob was and i tell him quite awhile ago. I was starting to get a little worried about the guy because he was acting very gay. I decide to start getting out of the shower because i'm not gay. But as i start getting out he grabs me, turns me around and starts sucking my cock. I was shocked at first but because my dick hadn't had any pussy in a while and it felt pretty good i let him do it.

But letting someone suck you cock isn't gay right? I mean it's just the same as if a girl was doing it.

So after i blew my load onto him i thanked him and started to get out again. However he grabbed me again and said "I sucked you off. Now you do me." I really didn't want to but i decided that because he had done it to me i better be polite and suck him off as well. I didn't enjoy it much and didn't like the taste when he came in my mouth. After that we kissed a bit then got dressed and left.

When i told my friend that he said i was gay but i don't think so. I only gave him a blowjob (which i didn't enjoy doing) because he gave me one. A receiving a blowjob from a guy isn't really gay is it?
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Old 2006-03-14, 20:03
burntoffering burntoffering is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

yes.


~agent orange.
 #3 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:04
Violent Monotreme Violent Monotreme is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

No not at all.
 #4 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:04
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Tr0g get see your wheel now.
 #5 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:05
Criminal Money Criminal Money is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i couldn't stop laughing at that.

But yes you are gay if you enjoyed a male sucking your cock and then you doing the same back, if you enjoyed it or not its gay.
 #6 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:06
xxdeetsxx xxdeetsxx is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

it's gay cus it's too long
 #7 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:07
needmoney needmoney is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by zumtream:
...But as i start getting out he grabs me, turns me around and starts sucking my cock.. .


I stopped reading here.

Regards,

~/\/��D~


 #8 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:09
THEatomicpunk THEatomicpunk is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Could have been a lot gayer. Like the time you and i did that whole blowjob thing, except with our bums.
 #9 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:11
Domenation Domenation is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

haha, well was he hawt?
 #10 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:17
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London
Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by needmoney:
I stopped reading here.

Regards,

~/\/��D~





Die.
 #11 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:36
ExplodingTeeth ExplodingTeeth is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by uncopyrightable:

Die.



Doesn't everyone hate needallowance? Also yes giving needmoney a blowjob was gay.
 #12 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:46
Flanders47 Flanders47 is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Of course not. Just like how I rape 6 year old boys all the time, but it doesn't make me a paedo because I think about my girlfriend while I'm doing it.
 #13 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:53
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

That's pretty much as gay as it can get. Who gives a fuck that your a faggot tho sex is sex.
 #14 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:54
SpectraL SpectraL is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Dir Sir:

Although we do welcome and encourage submissions to Fag Fantasy Magazine, we regret to inform you that your recent "contribution" has been rejected by The Editor.

As we stated in the disclosure you previously received, we will be unable to return your "work", and it has already been stomped on, shit on and then incinerated.

We look forward (not) to hearing from you for our next issue of Fag Fantasy Magazine. Good luck (not) with all your future ficticious fantasies!

Regards; Doug Smiley [Assistant Editor - FFM]
 #15 
Old 2006-03-14, 20:56
Weasel42 Weasel42 is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

That story made me laugh.

And yeah, it's about as gay as it gets.
 #16 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:00
whatsinanameanyway whatsinanameanyway is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

you liked having your cock sucked. nothing gay about that.

but by a guy.......and then you also gargle cock......thats gay.
 #17 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:05
RevolutionNov7th RevolutionNov7th is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

I always knew you were gay.
 #18 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:09
BlindedByTheLight BlindedByTheLight is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

haha nigga, you GAY.

it was all straight until you blew him.
 #19 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:15
NoLongerBanned NoLongerBanned is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

If that's gay, then a lot of totse members are in the closet.
 #20 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:19
davetolomy davetolomy is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

You are good at story telling. If it wasn't gay erotica I would congratulate you.
 #21 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:22
adamatomic41 adamatomic41 is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Just out of curiosity, does anyone actually think this is real?
 #22 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:34
Weasel42 Weasel42 is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by adamatomic41:
Just out of curiosity, does anyone actually think this is real?


No.
 #23 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:37
Flyingpiggs Flyingpiggs is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

queer
 #24 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:39
mrbig mrbig is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by zumtream:
After that we kissed a bit then got dressed and left.



Why even ask?
 #25 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:45
The Shady Dealer The Shady Dealer is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

My ADD prevents me from reading all of that.
 #26 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:47
moongoot moongoot is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

The small cock part is true, all the rest lies.
 #27 
Old 2006-03-14, 21:49
neville122333 neville122333 is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

if this is serious, then it depends on how you look at the story you portray.

I'd say if you wern't gay, you'd take it as life experience - you should be able to get out and fuck a girl like right now without a 2nd thought.

However you sucking him back really doesnt push you any favors - i would have smacked him in the face if he'd given me anymore grief and a "show me yours".

So there ya go..my little 2c.
 #28 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:34
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lol cumstream
Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Thanks for the advice guys. I think i'm going to be a gay from now on.
 #29 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:36
suissemista suissemista is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

i think it's really the fact that you (if this is at all true) kissed afterwards. without the kissing it would be much less gay.
 #30 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:40
deathtosociety deathtosociety is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

if you still like chickss your probably just bi....
 #31 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:40
hype_jv hype_jv is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by zumtream:
Thanks for the advice guys. I think i'm going to be a gay from now on.


haha
 #32 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:42
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Georgia
Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Posting in the wrong forum makes you gay.
 #33 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:43
Lacedwithdelight Lacedwithdelight is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by zumtream:
Thanks for the advice guys. I think i'm going to be a gay from now on.


Don't worry about telling your family.
I think they already know.
 #34 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:44
Psykadelic Psykadelic is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by zumtream:
Totse i need your help. I was in a situation the other day that i didn't really think was gay but then when i told my friend about it he said it probably meant i have homosexual tendencies.

So i was in the shower after a session at the gym the other day. They are the communal showers and i was just cleaning myself after a hard workout. There was one other guy in there with me. Anyway, i was feeling a little self conscious so i take a peak at this other guys cock just to see if his was bigger. Turns out it was.

But there is nothing gay about that right? I was just looking.

Well anyway after i take a look the guy says to me "If you can see mine i get to see yours." I was a little taken aback by it but i figure fair is fair. So i turn around and show him my cock.

But we were only showing each other so there is nothing gay right?

Well then he asks if i have a girlfriend and i tell him i don't. He asks when the last time i got a blowjob was and i tell him quite awhile ago. I was starting to get a little worried about the guy because he was acting very gay. I decide to start getting out of the shower because i'm not gay. But as i start getting out he grabs me, turns me around and starts sucking my cock. I was shocked at first but because my dick hadn't had any pussy in a while and it felt pretty good i let him do it.

But letting someone suck you cock isn't gay right? I mean it's just the same as if a girl was doing it.

So after i blew my load onto him i thanked him and started to get out again. However he grabbed me again and said "I sucked you off. Now you do me." I really didn't want to but i decided that because he had done it to me i better be polite and suck him off as well. I didn't enjoy it much and didn't like the taste when he came in my mouth. After that we kissed a bit then got dressed and left.

When i told my friend that he said i was gay but i don't think so. I only gave him a blowjob (which i didn't enjoy doing) because he gave me one. A receiving a blowjob from a guy isn't really gay is it?



You can do better.
 #35 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:54
DA DA is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Classic. Seems oddly familiar somehow though!
{DA}
 #36 
Old 2006-03-14, 22:59
thedevilsrighthandman thedevilsrighthandman is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

im calln Bi-sexual on this one, if you still like chicks, but take, give head from guys then its bi-sexual.

Its a grey area this straight/ Gay/ Bi senario.

Id say its just you finding who you are as a person.

peace out

-devil
 #37 
Old 2006-03-14, 23:02
AllShallPerish AllShallPerish is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

I feel sorry for everyone who believes this story.
 #38 
Old 2006-03-14, 23:07
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by DA:
Classic. Seems oddly familiar somehow though!
{DA}



There is no such thing as original art
 #39 
Old 2006-03-14, 23:46
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Reading Pa USA
Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Thats Big gay Al gay right there.
 #40 
Old 2006-03-14, 23:56
murdergasm murdergasm is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

so if someone gave you buttsechs, and you didnt enjoy it, is that gay?
 #41 
Old 2006-03-15, 00:05
Entheogenic Entheogenic is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

You're a troll, but anyway:

"Homosexual tendancies" doesn't make any sense. Sexuality is fluid, and can't be boxed into a binary system. If you had enjoyed your made-up experience, it wouldn't have made you "gay," but you would have had a sexual experience with a man. Whether you wanted to have another would be up to you--why label?


Entheogenic
 #42 
Old 2006-03-15, 00:11
The Dangerous Camel The Dangerous Camel is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

You had to ask if that was gay? It should be obvious...
 #43 
Old 2006-03-15, 00:56
Ze Red Soldier Ze Red Soldier is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Gayest thing ive ever heard.
 #44 
Old 2006-03-15, 02:00
SilentOp47 SilentOp47 is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Haha reading it halfway through I looked at the username and expected it to be Exposo for some reason.
 #45 
Old 2006-03-15, 02:23
Vladimir Lem Vladimir Lem is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

That was very gay. I'm happy I live in Texas.
 #46 
Old 2006-03-15, 03:19
akiratheoni akiratheoni is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

Too gay/ didn't read
 #47 
Old 2006-03-15, 03:33
Megalodon Megalodon is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

that gave me a nice laugh. thank you.
 #48 
Old 2006-03-15, 03:43
RandomHero RandomHero is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

zumtream. why dont you post on kancof anymore?
 #49 
Old 2006-03-15, 03:47
Prozzak Prozzak is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

yeah, if u didn't blow him OR kiss him back that wouldn't have been THAT gay, but the whole sucking and kissing fter he sucked u off was completely gay... but the looking at the other guy's cock for comparision reasons is the only thing not gay about that story. and your whole "but that doesn't make me a gay, right?" after every third sentence is you just trying to act like you're afraid of being gay but pleased that you finally found out what the fuck is wrong with you...

yeah, and i don't think its real either, because the guy would have known he was gay right before but after the whole sucking and kissing part.

~!~Prozzak~@~

[This message has been edited by Prozzak (edited 03-15-2006).]
 #50 
Old 2006-03-15, 03:51
AlCaTrAz AlCaTrAz is offline
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Default Re: Ok guys, is this gay?

quote:
Originally posted by zumtream:
Ok guys, is this gay?


Yes.
 
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