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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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 2006-03-14, 17:17 |
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 What is your dads claim to fame aka My dad can kick your dads ass
My dad was a Master Seargent in the 82nd during The gulf wars, and is considered on of the best military snipers in The United States
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2006-03-14, 17:20 |
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my dad is 53 and lives in jamaica he gets in knife fights with jamaican gangsters. Hes been in the middle of gun fights before. He also has a huge toyota pickup that he would use to crush your dad before yous even had a chance to do anything to him.
[This message has been edited by eprime (edited 03-14-2006).]
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2006-03-14, 17:25 |
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My dad is cool.
[This message has been edited by Ariev (edited 03-14-2006).]
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2006-03-14, 17:26 |
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my dad sniffs my underwear.
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2006-03-14, 17:28 |
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wow. Anal cunt in the paast minute i have two posts by you amout your dad ...my dad sniffs my underwear, and my dad beats me. Wow.
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2006-03-14, 17:30 |
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My dad was killing Arabs 35 years before it even came into fashion.
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2006-03-14, 17:33 |
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Re: What is your dads claim to fame aka My dad can kick your dads ass
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Originally posted by high school janitor:
My dad was a Master Seargent in the 82nd during The gulf wars, and is considered on of the best military snipers in The United States
Your dad is a homosexual. |
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2006-03-14, 17:46 |
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My dad is old and decrepit, he will destroy your dads with his ability to complain like a woman for days on end.
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2006-03-14, 17:56 |
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Re: What is your dads claim to fame aka My dad can kick your dads ass
Isn't this thread kind of an exclusion for those like me without Dads, or Mums for that matter? I guess I'll just go post in another thread. ;o(
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2006-03-14, 18:01 |
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Originally posted by SpectraL:
Isn't this thread kind of an exclusion for those like me without Dads, or Mums for that matter? I guess I'll just go post in another thread. ;o(
I guess you wil , orphan boy. |
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2006-03-14, 18:09 |
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my dad directed 63 movies. ok, he's kind of old now, but he could still kick some of your dad's asses.
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2006-03-14, 18:09 |
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My dads been shot when he was on patrol in northen ireland
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2006-03-14, 18:10 |
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My dad once crashed a car into a church. He used to sell acid and coke. He also once caught a shark.
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2006-03-14, 18:11 |
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I have 2 dads  |
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2006-03-14, 18:13 |
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Originally posted by high school janitor:
My dad was a bummer in the 82nd gay gangbang-a-thon during The cum wars, and is considered one of the best facial snipers in The United States
fixed [This message has been edited by GaZ (edited 03-14-2006).] |
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2006-03-14, 18:23 |
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My dad is awesome he did a bunch of drugs (coke I think but no weed he hates that with an unending passion), he loves anal sex, gang bagging a hooker with 7 of his Mexican friends so he gets a group rate, he supported Castro openly, and ran for president.
fuck you my dad pwns
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2006-03-14, 18:25 |
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My dad cried when he fell off a 4 foot ladder yesterday.  Yeah, he sucks big time... Regards, ~/\/��D~ |
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2006-03-14, 18:58 |
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Originally posted by mr.t1000:
I have 2 dads
C'n I have one? |
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2006-03-14, 19:04 |
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i lol'd my dad used to be one of the top slalom skiers in the US |
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2006-03-14, 19:07 |
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he loves anal sex...fuck you my dad pwns
So you tried him out, eh? Was he smelly? |
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2006-03-14, 19:10 |
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My dad is Chuck Norris.
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2006-03-14, 19:13 |
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My dad was with The Wings Of Orange skydiving team who won the world championships in 76,77,78, and 79. He also was part of the world record for the most man star from 73-77.
He had 1007 total jumps before he broke his leg on a bad landing in the early 80s and his doctor told him if he had another bad landing like that they would have to amputate it. He has a couple pounds of steel rods in his left leg right now and some badass scars.
Bitches
He was also introduced to Muddy Waters by Mick Jagger one night in the 70s after they met at a club in Phoenix, and smoked a joint with the Doobie Brothers before one of their shows in Phoenix, but those are stories for another day...
[This message has been edited by angustheotherwhitemeat (edited 03-14-2006).]
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2006-03-14, 19:30 |
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Originally posted by eprime:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by SpectraL:
[b]Isn't this thread kind of an exclusion for those like me without Dads, or Mums for that matter? I guess I'll just go post in another thread. ;o(
I guess you wil , orphan boy.[/B][/QUOTE] That's fucked up, but I still laughed |
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2006-03-14, 19:33 |
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my dad owns a tavern.
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2006-03-14, 19:51 |
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My dad served a 5-year term in Tucker Max Prison in the mid-60's underneath warden Thomas O. Murton. He was arrested for Grand Theft Auto (but it was really a bookmaking deal gone bad). Thomas O. Murton was the subject of the highly-publicized Arkansas Prison Scandal. The movie "Brubaker" was based on him (Thomas O.)and his role in Tucker Maximum Security Prison. I believe Robert Redford played the part. There was correspondence after my dad's term was served between him and Thomas Murton. A few years ago I started correspondence with Murton's daughter, who also is writing about the Arkansas Prison Scandal. My dad's prison stories are awesome. The books about Tucker Max and the Arkansas Prison Scandal are awesome. I hope to write about it someday through my dad's words. _______________________________________ His greatest acheivement was raising me single-handedly without a mother. |
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2006-03-14, 19:53 |
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my dad thinks hes cool because he won Mr. Akron back in the day (body building contest). he might be stronger than i am but i think i can kick his ass, then again, i think i can kick anyones ass.
[This message has been edited by 2unl2 (edited 03-14-2006).]
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2006-03-14, 20:19 |
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I have 2 dads so they definately could team up and pound ur dad.
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2006-03-14, 20:22 |
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Originally posted by needmoney:
My dad cried when he fell off a 4 foot ladder yesterday.
Yeah, he sucks big time...
Regards,
~/\/��D~
FAG boy! Everybody knew you'd come back in a matter of weeks. [This message has been edited by uncopyrightable (edited 03-14-2006).] |
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2006-03-14, 20:28 |
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my dad is an alaskan fisherman, that did a brief stit in the military, during vietnam, but never actually went there. he now smokes a lot of ganja, and fishes all summer long, to provide for 2 kids, and wife. he also helps anyone that he sees who needs help. my if any of your dads tried to kill my dad, he would talk them out of it, and become freinds with them. my dad owns yours.
~agent orange.
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2006-03-14, 20:42 |
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Originally posted by AnimalChin:
My dad is Chuck Norris.
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#31
2006-03-14, 21:00 |
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My dad is a fat transsexual.
He.... goes to work everyday?
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#32
2006-03-14, 21:04 |
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My dad hung up on Jimmy Carter.
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#33
2006-03-14, 21:23 |
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My dad criticized the president's policies.
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#34
2006-03-14, 21:37 |
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My dad is a real estate agent making large sums of money that I hardly ever see because it's going in the bank for my college education which in a way sucks cause I like drugs...
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2006-03-14, 21:38 |
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My Dad served in the RAF, based in Egypt during the Suez Crisis and was stationed there for 6 years. He was a chief communications officer - made damn sure people could talk to each other!
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2006-03-14, 21:45 |
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My dad fought the law, and the law won He's a prison gaurd. He claims to have had many previous lives and lived to see Jesus. That's mostly when he's drunk though  |
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#37
2006-03-14, 22:00 |
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mine said the word "guitar" as "gee-tar"
bitches.
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#38
2006-03-14, 22:29 |
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my dad is a freemason. whore.
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#39
2006-03-14, 22:46 |
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My dad is a lawyer and can sew all your dads.
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2006-03-14, 22:59 |
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Ive never met my father and with any luck I never will
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2006-03-14, 23:01 |
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Ive never met my father and with any luck I never will
Want my dad to sew your dad for being an asshole? |
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2006-03-14, 23:08 |
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My dad tried selling a 100 million dollars worth of computers (and computer related stuff) to the soviet union during the cold war.
All totally legal since they found some loophole about selling it through Bosnia or some dumb country like that.
Now he's boring.
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#43
2006-03-14, 23:11 |
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Professional boxer, 8 years kung fu training, built and raced a v8 dragbike, roadraced motorcycles. I love the fact that I don't have to make any of that up |
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2006-03-14, 23:12 |
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My dad is a lawyer and can sew all your dads.
It's sue, idiot. Apparently intelligence skipped a generation. |
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2006-03-14, 23:17 |
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Originally posted by angustheotherwhitemeat:
My dad was with The Gay Pride Facial team who won the world championships in 76,77,78, and 79. He also was part of the world record for the most come-on-face action from 73-77.
He had 1007 total skeets before he infected his dick in a bad male hooker in the early 80s and his doctor told him if he had another sexual mishap like that they would have to amputate it. He has a couple pounds of semen in his left testicle right now and can't wait to let it all out on my face.
Bitches
He was also introduced to John Holmes by a friend one night in the 80s after they met at a club in Phoenix, and snorted lines off of each other's bodies' before one of their movie recordings in Phoenix, but those are stories for another day...
Fixed. |
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2006-03-14, 23:28 |
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My dad was shot 3 seprate times as a cop and is still pretty healthy right now. He got a purple heart in Vietnam. I guess you can say hes a bullet magnet.
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2006-03-14, 23:31 |
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My dad kicked chuck norris ass, twice.
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2006-03-14, 23:47 |
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my dad directed 63 movies. ok, he's kind of old now, but he could still kick some of your dad's asses.
I don't think a gay porn constitutes a "movie." My dad's first car was a '68 Charger. His second was a 5 Liter Mustang. (Kind of a downgrade I think, but still cool.) |
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2006-03-14, 23:52 |
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My dad > Your dad
Cheers,
Jesus Christ
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2006-03-14, 23:52 |
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3 black belts, and like 5 brown belts in different martial arts. yet he would start showing off and then he would get his ass kicked.
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2006-03-14, 23:55 |
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I have 2 dads so they definately could team up and pound ur dad.
Like ass rape him? |
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2006-03-15, 00:05 |
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My dad broke his back falling off a trampoline when he was 16 (pwned). After spending 6 months lying on a plywood board healing, he built his strength back up and made a full recovery (woot). He and his brother (my uncle) started a wood recycling company, pwned the competition, and sold the business 20 years later. My dad is retired at 47. |
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2006-03-15, 00:11 |
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My dad defatted the entire Vietcong army with a spoon. And he wasn�t even in the army. And he lives In Norway
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2006-03-15, 00:21 |
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My dad raped my mom (sgter they got divorced when i was 2 im not a child of rape) thats why i hate the fuckin asshole, havent seen him in 11 years
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2006-03-15, 02:01 |
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My dad's dead.
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2006-03-15, 02:20 |
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My dads a workaholic that travels around the world and has ZERO time for his 3 kids at home. And when he is home he is either on the phone with work or shitting.
Yeah My dad rules.....
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2006-03-15, 05:37 |
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My dads the E.V.P of some classified company that works directy for the brit gov...kind of a bitch b/c he wont tell me what the hell he does...and he used to tip the pizza guy in college w/hash brownies (pizza came in 5 minutes of ordering and usually wasn't the right pizza the guy just wanted his tip) and got my mom a cargo parachute for her b-day to bakeout(when in college)
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2006-03-15, 05:46 |
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My dad works at a hotel ( shut the fuck up, my family does extremely well in the stock market ) Anyways, in the late 80s or early 90s, mike tyson was there, and he tried to grab a reporter and knock him out, my dad grabbed mike tyson, pulled him off and struck him somewhere. It was in newspapers, if you dont believe me, google "mike miller pulls mike tyson off of a" and some other keywords maybe.
On the non violent side, my dad arranged the first ever door mans convention here in vancouver, it was all over the news, componies were trying EXTREMELY hard to get tickets but it was by invitation only. We now know the owners of sony and electronic arts, exept the don matric or whatever solf electronic arts so meh. We used to get free shit from him.
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2006-03-15, 05:51 |
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Since I hate my dad, I'll post about my uncle, who I'm closer to.
My uncle served in Vietnam where he was shot in the thigh. When they said he couldn't fight anymore, he went to Africa and spent the next few years on a personal tour with a Private Military Company or two. He visited the Congo, Liberia, Sieraa Leone, and a few other nasty places, many of them he was brought too unwillingly. He was actually put up to a firing squad and was saved just in time.
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2006-03-15, 05:59 |
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my dad grew up on kings highway in brooklyn in the 50's, he remembers meeting Meyer Lansky, Benny Siegle, and Lucky Luciano when his uncle used to always bring them to his grandmother's house (google them if you don't know)
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2006-03-15, 06:03 |
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My dad is 54 and still in a rock band that does gigs.
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2006-03-15, 06:07 |
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my dad is a cop on the swat team with like 17 kills on his record. he's fucking crazy!
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2006-03-15, 06:09 |
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He did karate for four years and then he wasn't allowed to get his black belt because he was deemed "uncontrollable" because during grading he struck a big black fella in the throat. He turned grey and he had to go to hospital.
The KKK would have loved him.
Oh yeah, he's almost 60 and he still fucking works. He must have drugs that I haven't found yet.....
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2006-03-19, 01:27 |
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My dad is a lawyer and can sew all your dads.
sue them for cash?or stitch em up with needle and thread? |
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2006-03-19, 01:46 |
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My father is a vascular surgeon, and one of if not the most talented in Central California. Recently invented a new operation for working with A/V fistulas. But hes a drug headed bulemic chauvinist...so you got to take that into consideration.
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2006-03-19, 01:50 |
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My dad is a lawyer and can sew all your dads.
Wow... u r a fag So by lawyer you actually meant seamstress? |
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2006-03-19, 01:50 |
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-My dad has mad car/bike skills
-My dad oftentimes accompanies me while I do illegal things.
-My dad is the best dad in the world, for me.
-My dad is a big boss at a national company and owns people like your dad all day.
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2006-03-19, 01:54 |
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stfu losers.
my dad > your dads.
even my mom > your dads.
peace.
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2006-03-19, 04:59 |
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My dad survived getting hit by a Hummer while in a Neon and had only a scratch.
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2006-03-19, 05:06 |
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my dad is robocop.
i win.
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2006-03-19, 05:15 |
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my dad is an executive at cryslers and goes to germany ever couple months.
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2006-03-19, 05:17 |
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My dad isn't famous or any of that shit, but he has a bunch of great stories to tell about his life, when he was a kid, and so much more crazy shit that I doubt he'll have time to tell me about. He's lived in many situations and been around all types of people. My dad pwns your dad.
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#73
2006-03-19, 05:18 |
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my dads in the mob
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2006-03-19, 05:42 |
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Re: What is your dads claim to fame aka My dad can kick your dads ass
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His greatest acheivement was raising me single-handedly without a mother.
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#75
2006-03-19, 05:56 |
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My dad smoked weed (it was laced with acid, but he refuses to believe it, i know this because he told me that kids at his college had been saying that weed laced with lsd had been going around lately. I dont know why he doesnt believe it), had a bad experience and had to see a shrink for a year because of it.
My dad is an overall faggot.
(Although he is in amazing shape for his age. He is 57 and still plays basketball with kids in college about 2-3 times a week, and is one of the better players too)
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#76
2006-03-19, 06:15 |
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My dad can kick your dads ass [/B]
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#77
2006-03-19, 06:22 |
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My dad lost his virginity before his dad did.
[This message has been edited by Ziveeman (edited 03-19-2006).]
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#78
2006-03-19, 06:27 |
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Mi dad is big, bald and somewhat fat and kinda stupid cause he's 50. But he can sing about anything for hours and that's why mi dad is the shit, i guess.
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#79
2006-03-19, 06:34 |
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Originally posted by BlindedByTheLight:
mine said the word "guitar" as "gee-tar"
bitches.
my dad says salsa as salsar cuz hes a goddam australian! |
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2006-03-19, 06:35 |
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Originally posted by TheSwave:
My dad is awesome he did a bunch of drugs (coke I think but no weed he hates that with an unending passion), he loves anal sex, gang bagging a hooker with 7 of his Mexican friends so he gets a group rate, he supported Castro openly, and ran for president.
fuck you my dad pwns
woah. Can your dad adopt me please? |
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#81
2006-03-19, 06:38 |
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my dad is the Guinness Book of World Records as The World's Biggest Asshole.
Top that, carrotmunchers.
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#82
2006-03-19, 06:40 |
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not my dad
but my uncle on christmas with a few drinks
http://tinyurl.com/lvzjv
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#83
2006-03-19, 06:41 |
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Originally posted by Trooper555:
not my dad
but my uncle on christmas with a few drinks
http://tinyurl.com/lvzjv
HEY! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT PIC OF MY DAD?! |
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2006-03-19, 06:48 |
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lets see hear world class down hill skier, pro small boat sailer, director of ski school for 12 years , made hundreds of boats, expert on wood fired boilers, drives a cadilaic which pwns your dads car oh yes and he is rich
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#85
2006-03-19, 07:04 |
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My dad can beat up your mom!!!
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2006-03-19, 07:18 |
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My dad can beat up your mom!!!
Damn you beat me!!! I was checking to make no one said it before me |
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2006-03-19, 07:20 |
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My dad was a rebel in his teenage years then he
joined the marines at 17 to straighten out his life and he was shiped off to Vietnam. He doesn't like to talk about it though. Overall he's a really cool guy. I wish he would divorce my mom, she gives him too much shit. Damn it was hard to type that just now. I'm a lil drunk.
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2006-03-19, 07:54 |
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My dad's a doc, and he specializes in diabetes. He is considered one of the top ranked in Central Canada for that stuff.
He asks me to put together slide shows for him, then I get payed.
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2006-03-19, 08:54 |
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My dad made us live in a shoebox on the side of the road. He used to wake us up at 4 in the morning and make us work at a mill for a sixpence a week!
Then when we got home he used to split us directly down the middle with a sword and we never used to complain at all.
I hope some1 else knows what im talking about..
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2006-03-19, 09:03 |
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My dad is a dentist
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#91
2006-03-19, 09:45 |
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Originally posted by Jokke:
My dad defatted the entire Vietcong army with a spoon. And he wasn�t even in the army. And he lives In Norway
he defatted them?liposuction or what? if he was that close to them maybe he could have DEFEATED them while he was there? |
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2006-03-19, 10:16 |
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the expert on raising kids, no joke. i was so surprised to learn that everyone he knows with kids goes to him for advice on it. i love my dad to death.
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#93
2006-03-19, 10:19 |
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By the way, it's making me feel all warm and fuzzy hearing you guys brag about your dads.
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#94
2006-03-19, 10:24 |
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My dad drives a truck, has greasy black hair and beard, only wears beer shirts(which he doesn't wash), wears the same pair of dirty ripped jeans every day, wears steel-toed boots, has a pickup truck, drinks ALOT, smokes pot, used to do coke, would get ounces of shrooms as a kid, is racist, does heavy lifting every day, smells, has missing teeth, has pulled people out of the way of speeding 18-wheelers, LOVES steak, is amazing at guitar, yells alot, spends most of his time working or laying down on a couch, smokes, and started smoking pot at the age of eight.
He is what every man aspires to be.
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#95
2006-03-19, 10:29 |
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Originally posted by Quageschi:
My dad smoked weed (it was laced with acid, but he refuses to believe it, i know this because he told me that kids at his college had been saying that weed laced with lsd had been going around lately. I dont know why he doesnt believe it),
Heat destroys lsd you fucking moron. |
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2006-03-19, 11:28 |
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Originally posted by Sinny:
My dad made us live in a shoebox on the side of the road. He used to wake us up at 4 in the morning and make us work at a mill for a sixpence a week!
Then when we got home he used to split us directly down the middle with a sword and we never used to complain at all.
I hope some1 else knows what im talking about..
i do. it's the four yorkshiremen. my dad's photo hangs in the local pub, because in life he was a champion pub goer, and an allround cool bloke. in death he is succeeded by me, another champion pub goer. |
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#97
2006-03-19, 14:38 |
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When my dad was in his twenties, he stole a pad of medical certificates from his doctor and forged them to have sick days off of work without being questioned.
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#98
2006-03-19, 14:39 |
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My dad had his balls and spine removed by his second wife.
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