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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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 2006-03-13, 19:58 |
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The state of Illinois.
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 Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Remember when I said I "accidentally" shot out those car windows across the street with my pellet gun? It wasn't acidental. I have really good aim.
continue?
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#2
2006-03-13, 20:00 |
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
"Mum, I can assure you that i've never done drugs and never will do them. I promise."
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#3
2006-03-14, 07:55 |
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The state of Illinois.
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
This failed.
(a sorry bump)
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#4
2006-03-14, 07:56 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Oh yes it did.
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#5
2006-03-14, 08:07 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Remember when my parent's said don't jack off, but I did? Well, I cleaned up all the cum afterwards.
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#6
2006-03-14, 08:08 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by asma123:
Remember when my parent's said don't jack off, but I did? Well, I cleaned up all the cum afterwards.
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#7
2006-03-14, 08:10 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Remember how you thought Billy drowning in the tub was an accident? Well, I'm the one that broke the vase last year.
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#8
2006-03-14, 08:11 |
Alexander God Of America
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
"Yo pops i be goin out ta sip on some jin n juice, peace nigga"
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#9
2006-03-14, 08:16 |
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WM Mullumbimby NSW Australia
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
i didnt know ther'd be alcohol, and i didnt invite all those people over
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#10
2006-03-14, 08:58 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
There's a lot of things my parents don't know about me. The big one right now is that they don't know I've been doing crime scene clean up for almost six months now.
I don't know how she thinks I'm making money... I guess she thinks my Saturday night gig doing nails at a bar in the city has suddenly picked up business. Geez, she's oblivious.
Cheers,
Lost
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#11
2006-03-14, 09:03 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
^^^the legal kind or the murder kind?
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#12
2006-03-14, 09:12 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
wel, mother dearest, you know how im always telling you boys are dirty/smelly and i would never touch one. I LIED LLLLIIIIIIEEEEEEDDDDD im sorry  but remember that boy i babysat, i just couldnt keep my hands off him. i hope you can understand. |
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#13
2006-03-14, 09:14 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
"I'd never do any drugs !"
a few months later after my mom caught me with pot
"I'd never do any drug exept pot"
a few months after that when my mom caught me growing magic mushrooms
"I'd never do any HARD drugs"
I think I broke the circle on that one because its been way more then a few months , plus I havent used any hard drugs in almost a year (or a couple weeks depending how you define it)
[This message has been edited by eprime (edited 03-14-2006).]
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#14
2006-03-14, 09:16 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
My parents think that I have never had sex, ever. They think I'm so honest. All I have to do is get a cheap hotel room or do it at her house. My parents think that I'm really not that smart.
My parents also don't know that I'm on the computer, or the internet for that matter. I'm up late at night, and leeching off of my neighbor's wifi. My parents think that I've been off the internet completely. heh.
Actually, my parents don't know a whole lot about me. And it's a good thing though, I made sure of that. I never bring friends over, I've never brought my girlfriend over to my house, and I basically ignore my family. Pretty much, they have no idea what's going on.
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#15
2006-03-14, 09:29 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by OneMulatto:
Remember when I said I "accidentally" shot out those car windows across the street with my pellet gun? It wasn't acidental. I have really good aim.
continue?
That's shitty aim. I shot a bird out of a tree from 300 feet (at least) away with a pellet gun. "Remember when the dog broke his leg for falling off the back of the couch?" I dangled him off by his leg. "Remember when the dog pissed on your bed?" Damn right. "Remember when I said I was washing it?" *sperm* |
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2006-03-14, 13:51 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by zebra head:
That's shitty aim. I shot a bird out of a tree from 300 feet (at least) away with a pellet gun.
"Remember when the dog broke his leg for falling off the back of the couch?" I dangled him off by his leg.
"Remember when the dog pissed on your bed?" Damn right.
"Remember when I said I was washing it?" *sperm*
Uh. Aren't you the one who sucked the Zebra off?  |
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2006-03-14, 14:03 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
They thought I was tucked in sleeping in bed when in reality, I used my window more as an exit/entrance than the front door.
They think I lost my virginity when I was 16 to my boyfriend of 2 years, when it was actually 2 years prior with a guy they hated (which is retrospect is understandable).
They think I was working my ass off when I was actually orchestrating major drug moves.
The list can go on for everyday I've woken up. I kept a lot from my parents only because I knew they'd judge me or get pissed for things that they shouldn't neccessarily get angry at. Now I'm older, out of the house and all that, trying to fill the gaps that were made during my entire teenage-hood. I look back and wish I would've broken down the walls years ago and just have been completely honest with everything I do.
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#18
2006-03-14, 14:15 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
When I told my mom that it was an accident when I hit my brother with a stick and he lost a part of his ear
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#19
2006-03-14, 14:41 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
"Im sober"
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#20
2006-03-14, 14:55 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
My mom thinks i use MS Windows. Heh, i'm a sneaky bastard!
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#21
2006-03-14, 16:02 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:
I kept a lot from my parents only because I knew they'd judge me or get pissed for things that they shouldn't neccessarily get angry at.
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#22
2006-03-14, 16:09 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
I tell my mum everything. I wish I had a camera the other day when I told her I dropped acid.
Lawl.
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#23
2006-03-14, 18:44 |
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The state of Illinois.
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Damn. This is great. What if your parents read this?
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#24
2006-03-14, 18:56 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
They know everything, the just can't prove it.
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#25
2006-03-14, 19:01 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
My real name is Frank but they will never figure this out
*manical laughing*
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#26
2006-03-14, 19:08 |
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My parents know nothing, so they make random shit up and say i was doing (insert random shit here) and then punish me
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#27
2006-03-14, 19:13 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
hey dad remember that time you found crystals all over my desk and i told you that it was margarita salt and that i was eating it cuz i liked the taste?
METHAMPHETAMINE BABY!!!
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#28
2006-03-14, 19:17 |
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hey mom remeber that time i told you that beat up hobo i found was naked and his ass-hole was already bleeding when i found him?
...i'll just let that soak in....
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#29
2006-03-14, 19:24 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
my parents think i am a well ajusted boy XD
they think i dont look at porn.
they think i am christian
they think i buy all my music and games.
they think i never "do" anything with my girlfriend
they think i do my own laundry to be helpfull
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2006-03-14, 19:35 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
"Drugs are terrible and im not going to fuck up my life at such a young age"
" No I dont have violent behaviour"
" NO i dont beat up the short kid for fun"
" No I dont steal stuff from the school"
" No thats not my used condom on our neighbours door knob"
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#31
2006-03-14, 19:41 |
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I masturbated on the wall and my mom told me to quit dipping snuff. i tried painting over it. It is still there.
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#32
2006-03-14, 19:44 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
"mother, I swear to god, I have never, ever, been in any fights, and I didnt actually break into that dudes house and steal his ciggerettes."
~agent orange.
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2006-03-14, 19:52 |
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Your parents know more than you think. Seriously. They have known you all your life, when you lie to them, you may as well just do a monty python sketch because they will know.
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#34
2006-03-14, 20:38 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by Sol463:
Remember how you thought Billy drowning in the tub was an accident? Well, I'm the one that broke the vase last year.
I swear you used to be a moderator..... hmmm... |
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#35
2006-03-14, 21:28 |
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"I don't know what I was thinking. She said she was 13"
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#36
2006-03-14, 21:33 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
"I don't drink outside the house"
They know that's a lie.
"I've never done drugs."
They know that's a lie. (I think)
"I don't watch porn"
They know that's a lie.
"I never stole chemicals from the science lab at school."
They can't prove anything. No one can.
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#37
2006-03-14, 21:38 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Hey mom, remember those migraines I had?
I was Dextro-Tripping bitch!
[This message has been edited by HTS-Noob (edited 03-14-2006).]
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#38
2006-03-14, 21:53 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
My parents know I watch porn. They just don't know how much I watch it...
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#39
2006-03-14, 22:06 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Reverse----
My mum KNOWS i do drugs, she helpt me make a bong when i was trippin out on shrooms
My mum KNOWS i watch/read porn, she got the dvds/ mags when i broke my leg
My mum KNOWS i smoke, need i explain this??/
my mum KNOWS everything i do, even when i get laid, I come home and tell her.
im open with my mummy, who else is goin to roll my next J when im wacked outa my tree???!!1!
-devil
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2006-03-14, 22:40 |
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"I have never sold drugs and never will"
"No, there are no more drugs stored in my room!!"
haha, damn there are too many to list...
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#41
2006-03-14, 23:56 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
Hey mom and dad, remember that time that you left me alone in the house till 5:30? I didn't invite anyone of the opposite sex into my room. Honest |
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2006-03-15, 00:13 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
well i've pretty much broken every promise i've ever made to my parents - so yeah they probably know everything. 'cept for the time i did shrooms, all the methadone i've done - opiates in general really. she doesn't know i've taken 9 of her scarcely used, unlimited prescription of 7.5/200 hydro/ibu's... all in one sitting.
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2006-03-15, 00:16 |
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Ya'll should be ashamed. You should honor the people that brought you into this world. (Do as I say, not as I do  ) |
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2006-03-15, 00:25 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by thedevilsrighthandman:
Reverse----
My mum KNOWS i do drugs, she helpt me make a bong when i was trippin out on shrooms
My mum KNOWS i watch/read porn, she got the dvds/ mags when i broke my leg
My mum KNOWS i smoke, need i explain this??/
my mum KNOWS everything i do, even when i get laid, I come home and tell her.
im open with my mummy, who else is goin to roll my next J when im wacked outa my tree???!!1!
-devil
Fuckin momma's boy, you make me sick. |
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2006-03-15, 00:30 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
She knows I smoked ciggs at school once or twice, she doesn't know that I smoked ciggs all school year until I kicked the habit.
She doesn't know that I've ever snuck out of the house, when in reality, I snuck out every day for about 2 months in summer to hang out with my boyfriend
She found 2 nude pictures of me on my computer (I was grounded from it for like 6 months, and my digicam for like a year), but there were really about 15
She definantly doesn't know what I've done sexually.
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#46
2006-03-15, 00:39 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
"No mom thats tiki fluid you smell."
"My windows are open because it smells bad in there." (not a total lie)
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#47
2006-03-15, 00:47 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by torx:
My mom thinks i use MS Windows. Heh, i'm a sneaky bastard!
That's the funniest thing in the whole thread, in my opinion. Everyone else should just shut up and let torx talk. |
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2006-03-15, 03:01 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by rational gaze:
"Im sober"
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#49
2006-03-15, 03:03 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
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Originally posted by the_V_D:
That's the funniest thing in the whole thread, in my opinion.
Everyone else should just shut up and let torx talk.
Community Profile for the_V_D Date Registered: 03-15-2006 Status: Regular Total Posts: 2 Current Email: Not available. Homepage: http Occupation: Doin JO MOMMA Location: WasteMifflin Interests: ICQ Number: Shut the fuck up. |
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2006-03-15, 03:33 |
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Re: Things your parents thought they knew, but they dont.
OK LETS LET TORX TALK CAUSE HE IS FUNNY!!!!!11 No torx doesn't need to talk. He's already talked and it wasn't really even that funny, I dont know why you went so crazy about it. Just shut up pleeeease
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