Im not 100% sure if this is him, but im pretty sure this is DARK KAISER.....doesnt looks so dark now does he

[img]http://img1.postim age.org/206551/DSCN0354.jpg[/img]

god i suck at img tags

[This message has been edited by apocalypse_now21 (edited 03-12-2006).]

OH FUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! Fat nigga looks like a crackho sucked his dick for a rock. He got ripped off. If he had found a straight up hood rat strawberry, he could have given her a rock and have her fuck his whole CREW!

that kid is no older than 13...WTF?
S.G sucks...

He looks worryingly like some loser I went to school with.

What the hell makes you think that is me? I'm 16 and couldn't look more different to that kid if I tried.

EDIT: I did have a damn good laugh at that pic though. The way he is dressed and all.

[This message has been edited by Dark Kaiser (edited 03-12-2006).]

Hahahaha, so much for all your night ops stories mate.

I don't usually post pictures of myself but I have an image and a reputation to uphold therefore I cannot allow a misconception like this to exist in people's minds.

THIS is me: http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/7025/photo00423ha.jpg http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/9499/photo00431ub.jpg

See? No remote resembelance whatsoever.

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I don't usually post pictures of myself but I have an image and a reputation to uphold therefore I cannot allow a misconception like this to exist in people's minds.

THIS is me: [URL=http: //img108.i mageshack. us/img108/ 7025/photo 00423ha.jp g]http://i mg108.imag eshack.us/img108/7025/photo00423ha.jpg[/URL] [URL=http: //img70.im ageshack.u s/img70/94 99/photo00 431ub.jpg] http://img 70.imagesh ack.us/img70/9499/photo00431ub.jpg[/URL]

See? No remote resembelance whatsoever.

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You look like a total dick..

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I don't usually post pictures of myself but I have an image and a reputation to uphold therefore I cannot allow a misconception like this to exist in people's minds.

THIS is me: [URL=http: //img108.i mageshack. us/img108/ 7025/photo 00423ha.jp g]http://i mg108.imag eshack.us/img108/7025/photo00423ha.jpg[/URL] [URL=http: //img70.im ageshack.u s/img70/94 99/photo00 431ub.jpg] http://img 70.imagesh ack.us/img70/9499/photo00431ub.jpg[/URL]

See? No remote resembelance whatsoever.

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Chloe from Fight Club?

Hahah he looks like a crack addict had sex with a monkey then crapped on it's baby.

if i saw you creeping near my house i would personally take pride in ultering your fucking ugly ass face with a clever

You look like a white spottier version of OneMulatto.

The first picture looks like Pokey from EarthBound...

As for the other two, I like the headband look.
{DA}

hahaha..you look more fucked up than that fat kid

Looks like a pirate or something.

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Originally posted by Head-shopper:
You look like a white spottier version of OneMulatto.

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-2 , you made me laugh so hard I spilled my pepsi.

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Originally posted by warweed12:
if i saw you creeping near my house i would personally take pride in ultering your fucking ugly ass face with a clever

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Hahaha! My dear, dear man. If only you understood the ignorance of your ways! Tell me - how often do you work out? What martial arts are you trained in? What weapons training do you have? Do tell!

Myself? I train to the extreme every night. I practice ninjutsu during the week and have a good background of kendo (you DO know what that is don't you...).

Now, my e-mail address is floating somewhere on totse. Why don't you send me some mail and I'd be only to glad to arrange a little match between us that can be video recorded and posted on totse!

...STFU please

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
Hahaha! My dear, dear man. If only you understood the ignorance of your ways! Tell me - how often do you work out? What martial arts are you trained in? What weapons training do you have? Do tell!

Myself? I train to the extreme every night. I practice ninjutsu during the week and have a good background of kendo (you DO know what that is don't you...).

Now, my e-mail address is floating somewhere on totse. Why don't you send me some mail and I'd be only to glad to arrange a little match between us that can be video recorded and posted on totse!

...STFU please

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This is going to turn into a complete "My e-pen0r is bigger" but, I could more than likely kick your sorry ass. 5 years of good ol' wrestling. im a 2 degree black belt in Isshin Ryu karate, and I've practiced jujitsu for a little over a year. Also the fact I have a mossberg 500 changes everything

EDIT- I also know some slight Jeet Kune Do, don't practice it reguarly, but I do know the basic moves, even though there aren't many in it since its more like being flowing, shapeless like water.

[This message has been edited by Dodectabone (edited 03-12-2006).]

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:

kendo (you DO know what that is don't you...).

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An art form that's been antiquated and is essentially just good exercize since the invention of firearms?

You train to the extreme every night?!..Woo..I just play football and i could beat your ass.

The thing is - you COULD beat my ass but why would I want to pick a fight with some jock who is 10x my size and strength when I could so easily just catch you unawares in an alley at night or kill you in your sleep?

You bloody rednecks and your toys. You think I don't have my own firearms? The idea of martial arts is that you learn to actually USE your hands before putting weapons in them.

Dodectabone - I have no beef with you - I'd like it to stay that way. I was just making a point to some kewl when I mentioned my training.

Why would you wanna shoot me? I just stated that i could beat your ass because you were claiming you know all this karate stuff that doesnt even matter. You're just mad because people are making fun of your picture.

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I was just making a point to some kewl

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Oh, you mean just like everyone talking to you is?

That's cool.

Although technically Kendo isn't for use, it does get you in shape.

I does seem we have a lot of martial artists on Totse.
{DA}

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I don't usually post pictures of myself but I have an image and a reputation to uphold therefore I cannot allow a misconception like this to exist in people's minds.

THIS is me: [URL=http: //img108.i mageshack. us/img108/ 7025/photo 00423ha.jp g]http://i mg108.imag eshack.us/img108/7025/photo00423ha.jpg[/URL] [URL=http: //img70.im ageshack.u s/img70/94 99/photo00 431ub.jpg] http://img 70.imagesh ack.us/img70/9499/photo00431ub.jpg[/URL]

See? No remote resembelance whatsoever.

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Skeletor lookin mutha fucka.

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Originally posted by J-Bizzy:
Why would you wanna shoot me? I just stated that i could beat your ass because you were claiming you know all this karate stuff that doesnt even matter. You're just mad because people are making fun of your picture.

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Excuse me? Why the hell would I want to shoot you. You were arrogant and made an agressive, unprovoked comment. And I would never expect you to understand the mentality behind 'this karate shit'.

Oh, lest I forget...

Profile for J-Bizzy
Search: All posts by this registered user.


Date Registered: 03-08-2006
Status: Regular
Total Posts: 8
Current Email: Not available.
Homepage:
Occupation: Steak N Shake
Location: Effingham Ilinois America
Interests:
ICQ Number: 1234646

What a fag. You looked up my profile. Are you gunna come to my town and shoot me now?

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Originally posted by J-Bizzy:
What a fag. You looked up my profile. Are you gunna come to my town and shoot me now?

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No, he's going to jack off to a picture of you.

I do believe this is it.
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/2699/efingham0xx.jpg

Are you trying to intimidate me because you know where i live? I saw your pic. You're not gunna do shit. So quit actin like you will.

Actually, guys, I have over 200 UFC titles, and have beaten every Muay Thai fighter in Thailand. With one punch. My penis is 20 inches long, and I'm the president of a huge consulting firm on Wall street. Women swoon when I walk down the street.

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I do believe this is it.
[URL=http: //img46.im ageshack.u s/img46/26 99/efingha m0xx.jpg]h ttp://img4 6.imagesha ck.us/img46/2699/efingham0xx.jpg[/URL]

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WOW! 1337 G00Gl3 M4P5 5K1LL5!1!1!1!!

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I don't usually post pictures of myself but I have an image and a reputation to uphold therefore I cannot allow a misconception like this to exist in people's minds.

THIS is me: [URL=http: //img108.i mageshack. us/img108/ 7025/photo 00423ha.jp g]http://i mg108.imag eshack.us/img108/7025/photo00423ha.jpg[/URL] [URL=http: //img70.im ageshack.u s/img70/94 99/photo00 431ub.jpg] http://img 70.imagesh ack.us/img70/9499/photo00431ub.jpg[/URL]

See? No remote resembelance whatsoever.

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are u in an insane asylum? white walls and all that. thats why you have time to train to the "extrem" each night

Modzilla, you're an Urban Opper?

EDIT: Actually the pictures were taken in my bathroom, hence the white walls.

[This message has been edited by Dark Kaiser (edited 03-12-2006).]

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
Modzilla, you're an Urban Opper?

EDIT: Actually the pictures were taken in my bathroom, hence the white walls.

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Fo Sho' Nigga.

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Originally posted by Lovecraft:
Chloe from Fight Club?

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That was awesome, I concur.

And shitty, man, Effingham? Do you know Sarah Yoder?

Wait, I'm confused. So which pictures are supposed to be the better ones? The hopelessly fat and happy kid, or the ninja queer with no eyebrows?

Sarah Yoder?..Hmm..the name sounds familiar but i cant come up w/ a face. How do you know someone from here?

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I don't usually post pictures of myself but I have an image and a reputation to uphold therefore I cannot allow a misconception like this to exist in people's minds.

THIS is me: [URL=http: //img108.i mageshack. us/img108/ 7025/photo 00423ha.jp g]http://i mg108.imag eshack.us/img108/7025/photo00423ha.jpg[/URL] [URL=http: //img70.im ageshack.u s/img70/94 99/photo00 431ub.jpg] http://img 70.imagesh ack.us/img70/9499/photo00431ub.jpg[/URL]

See? No remote resembelance whatsoever.

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http://ima ges.google .co.uk/ima ges?source id=navclie nt&ie=UTF- 8&rls=GGLD ,GGLD:2004 -34,GGLD:en&q=Mackenzie%20Crook&sa=N&tab=wi

or
http://tinyurl.com/mq3yk

Loffle.

[This message has been edited by Modzilla (edited 03-12-2006).]

quote:

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I don't usually post pictures of myself but I have an image and a reputation to uphold therefore I cannot allow a misconception like this to exist in people's minds.

THIS is me: [URL=http: //img108.i mageshack. us/img108/ 7025/photo 00423ha.jp g]http://i mg108.imag eshack.us/img108/7025/photo00423ha.jpg[/URL] [URL=http: //img70.im ageshack.u s/img70/94 99/photo00 431ub.jpg] http://img 70.imagesh ack.us/img70/9499/photo00431ub.jpg[/URL]

See? No remote resembelance whatsoever.

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wigga

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
The thing is - you COULD beat my ass but why would I want to pick a fight with some jock who is 10x my size and strength when I could so easily just catch you unawares in an alley at night or kill you in your sleep?

You bloody rednecks and your toys. You think I don't have my own firearms? The idea of martial arts is that you learn to actually USE your hands before putting weapons in them.

Dodectabone - I have no beef with you - I'd like it to stay that way. I was just making a point to some kewl when I mentioned my training.

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you make me giggle like a little girl

you;re way too hardcore man


edit: I find this thread funny x 23423234 because it started off as a joke picture, that actually turned out to be a kid that looked liek he could kick more ass then what dark kaiser actually could. now he's trying to stick up for himself.
oh the hilarity
like is like 98/100 on the funny scale.

[This message has been edited by These Arms Are Snakes (edited 03-12-2006).]

Geez, all these guys are tough bragging over the internet.

*rapes flood control with a donkey dick*

[This message has been edited by NoLongerBanned (edited 03-12-2006).]

You people are pathetic. I bet you find this picture of me even more hilarious.
http://tinyurl.com/7o6q9

/sigh
not really...
just got to wait till its all done, then they group up in one and you can close them all at once.
/sigh

Some Dude: You suck

Other dude: Nuh uh I got like guns and such.. you suck

Some other Dude: YOu guys I got like rambo over here

Background poster: Rambo so you're like gay right?

Some other dude: Nuh uh quuer-mo, I's be fucking ten girls right now and they'r ebegging for more

Diff poster: Liar fag.

Some other dude: DOn't be hatin cause your like all jealous and shit

another poster: Your probably gettin ya duck sucked by ya mum right now! And she's gettin hers sucked by you!

Some Dude: Fuck you guys! I'm tyring to flame this faggot who thinks I can't beat his ass when I've got like three dead ninjas here!

background user: I'm so l337 I can beat up chuck norris

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Originally posted by: Background user I can beat up chuck norris

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retard: Heresy! Chuck norris pwns you an dur mum!!!

*continued squawking*

[This message has been edited by Hated One (edited 03-12-2006).]

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Originally posted by Hated One:
Some Dude: You suck

Other dude: Nuh uh I got like guns and such.. you suck

Some other Dude: YOu guys I got like rambo over here

Background poster: Rambo so you're like gay right?

Some other dude: Nuh uh quuer-mo, I's be fucking ten girls right now and they'r ebegging for more

Diff poster: Liar fag.

Some other dude: DOn't be hatin cause your like all jealous and shit

another poster: Your probably gettin ya duck sucked by ya mum right now! And she's gettin hers sucked by you!

Some Dude: Fuck you guys! I'm tyring to flame this faggot who thinks I can't beat his ass when I've got like three dead ninjas here!

background user: I'm so l337 I can beat up chuck norris

[QUOTE]Originally posted by: Background user [b]I can beat up chuck norris

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retard: Heresy! Chuck norris pwns you an dur mum!!!

*continued squawking*

[/B][/QUOTE]

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Originally posted by J-Bizzy:
Sarah Yoder?..Hmm..the name sounds familiar but i cant come up w/ a face. How do you know someone from here?

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I live in Peoria, but I actually know her from IRC. A friend of mine ended up meeting her, just to hang out.

I can't describe her well to you, I've never met her or seen a picture, but I know she has brown hair and is rather... plump.

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Originally posted by J-Bizzy:
hahaha..you look more fucked up than that fat kid

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ownT, but yeh I got that picture of another forum froma guy called Kaiser...and I didnt think that many people could have made up the same name thus i drew the conclusion tat you were the same dude

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Originally posted by Dark Kaiser:
I don't usually post pictures of myself but I have an image and a reputation to uphold therefore I cannot allow a misconception like this to exist in people's minds.

THIS is me: [URL=http: //img108.i mageshack. us/img108/ 7025/photo 00423ha.jp g]http://i mg108.imag eshack.us/img108/7025/photo00423ha.jpg[/URL] [URL=http: //img70.im ageshack.u s/img70/94 99/photo00 431ub.jpg] http://img 70.imagesh ack.us/img70/9499/photo00431ub.jpg[/URL]

See? No remote resembelance whatsoever.

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You must smoke meth huh?

godamn that niggas ugly.