I've spent most of the afternoon reading text files on bad ideas and I've seen hundreds about egging your neighbor's house, salting your neighbor's lawn, destroying your neighbor's car, etc. Me and my friends live near a bunch of rich little fags and we have tried doing all this stuff to them but we always have trouble sneaking out. We have the worst luck. My dog starts barking, or my sister hears something and comes downstairs, stuff like that. We get caught every single time. One time my Dad even locked us out of the house. HOW DO YOU SNEAK OUT?!?! I'm running out of excuses for my parents, please help!

Well first of all whats the layout of your house? Are you on the second story do you have a window in your room?...

Just walk out your front door. fuck it's not hard. or spend the night at your friends house, then do it. maybe your friends don't have as bitchy parents.

I have a 1st floor, a 2nd floor, and a basement. My parents sleep upstairs (2nd floor) and my friends and I sleep in the basement. We have to go to the 1st floor to sneak out because there are obviously no windows in my basement. There is a heavy door between the 1st and 2nd floors and we are extremely quiet so I don't know how my parents could hear us unless they stay awake trying to catch us. The real problem is my dog. He barks at everything that moves. We tried leaving one kid behind to feed my dog treats and make him stop barking but we still got caught.

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Originally posted by Its steven:
Just walk out your front door. fuck it's not hard. or spend the night at your friends house, then do it. maybe your friends don't have as bitchy parents.

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We've tried other people's houses but their parents are much worse and their houses are alot harder to get out of.

Just do it at like 2am. or have an alibi. Tell your parents you're going down to the quicky-mart or something.

Learn to rappel.

A friend of mine and a few others once stole a wrestling mat from a shed outside a local school. We set it up under his (third story...) bedroom window behind the house and propped it up at an angle with his mower shed and some other sturdy objects beneath it. Then we hung a rope out his window.

The aim of this excercise was that we could bail out of his third story window at full tilt, land on the mat and either slide or roll (the things are padded and a little under a foot thick) and generally survive a three story fall without a scratch.

We used the rope to scale the side of the house to get back up. We didn't do this for any shady purposes - We basically did it because it was fun and the lot of us have our lunatic moments.

But you could adapt something like that.

There are a zillion and one ways out of any house. Do you have a roof ledge outside your window? What floor are you on? Can you operate a rope?

If you can't figure out how to sneak out of your house, then your definatly going to get caught doing what ever you plan on doing to those "rich fucks". Fucktard.

Do you seriously think your parents go and look at your bed in the middle of the night to check up on you? Just say your going to sleep then leave.

okay, you need to get out of your house, step by step, with a backup each time. my dads an ass, hes gay, hes a stupid fuck, he locks all the doors, unplugs the ethernet running to the airport express and then goes to bed...why does he do that? because i can get away with murder because my parents sleep like fucking rocks. Once i heard someone bang really fucking loud on our front door downstairs in the middle of the night. my parents bedroom is closer and they didnt even wake up. i went downstairs with my knife, freaked out, and found nothing.
i live in a new house and my parents are a "success" and feel acomplished at the end of the day while thouasands of kids are starving, its not fair. so i rebel, i do drugs, i buy all my clothes at wallmart when im rich and i listen to system of a down and rage against the machine
but anyhow, heres how to get out of your house, like i said, step by step, try to see if you can sleep in the living room or whatever with the tv on the first floor, no heavy door...and do NOT sleep up on the second floor, stair where ur parents sleep creak like fuck
anyways, if you cant get them to let u sleep 1st floor then i suggest "going upstairs to watch tv" on the first floor or something that requires the first floor, lay low for five minutes, then for your dog, throw a treat down the basement stairs or tape his muzzle shut or give him sleeping pills earlier on or something, thatll be the hardest part...after that if your doors too loud, try a first floor window, because in my gay rich house the doors are super heavy and gay.
after your out , its a good diea to leave a friend behind to call you or something and then run back... if you can make it to the garage then say you needed something there, if not, you took a walk because you REALLY couldnt sleep, ditch any toliet paper and eggs and bags filled with spray for morning

Holy shit are you Nate C. from niskayuna HS??

lock your dog in the basement

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Originally posted by Your Papi:
Do you seriously think your parents go and look at your bed in the middle of the night to check up on you? Just say your going to sleep then leave.

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Some seriously do. My mother was sexually attracted to me and molested me at night. It wasn't until my teens that I became aware of this and installed a deadbolt on my door.

Sounds like the only reason your parents keep catching you is the dog. Just kill it or give it a sleeping aide an hour before you want to leave.

Also Nickel is right. If you can't figure out on your own how to sneak out of your house you're not going to get away with anything worth doing.

And finally, it's all about stealth man. Keyword= "sneaking". Educate yourself. http://nightops.net/resources.html

-j

I don't know the exact name of the product, but isn't there some sort of muffle thing that stops dogs from barking?

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Originally posted by Unregistered:
I don't know the exact name of the product, but isn't there some sort of muffle thing that stops dogs from barking?

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You mean a muzzle? They're usually just to stop dogs biting.

My house and my neighbours house both have rows of big bushes with theres a gap in the middle.
Also there is a fence that goes into it thats on my side
so I jump over it, throught the bushes and over the little wall.
And it cant be seen by my mum.

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Originally posted by jarmungand:
Sounds like the only reason your parents keep catching you is the dog. Just kill it or give it a sleeping aide an hour before you want to leave.

Also Nickel is right. If you can't figure out on your own how to sneak out of your house you're not going to get away with anything worth doing.

And finally, it's all about stealth man. Keyword= "sneaking". Educate yourself. http://nightops.net/resources.html

-j

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Don't post the fucking night ops site openly you cum guzzling moron. People go to a lot of trouble to make it secure and keeps noobs away and you just casually post it here? I demand you edit that out of your post.

Too late.

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Originally posted by mowglee:
I've spent most of the afternoon reading text files on bad ideas and I've seen hundreds about egging your neighbor's house, salting your neighbor's lawn, destroying your neighbor's car, etc. Me and my friends live near a bunch of rich little fags and we have tried doing all this stuff to them but we always have trouble sneaking out. We have the worst luck. My dog starts barking, or my sister hears something and comes downstairs, stuff like that. We get caught every single time. One time my Dad even locked us out of the house. HOW DO YOU SNEAK OUT?!?! I'm running out of excuses for my parents, please help!

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Wait 5-10 years.

Carry your shoes out, socks make less noise, tip toe, also have a key to get back in just in case

do this:
1.tell your parents your going to friends house
2.Your friends tell there parents that there going to your house
now the parents are not caring go to a pub or sumthin for the rest of the afternoon and then just do what you want...probably won't work but its an idea