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Old 2006-03-18, 20:03
SneakySuburban SneakySuburban is offline
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A few days ago one of my friends came over to spend the night. About 1am we got tired of playing HALO so we decided to go smoke. We started talking about ways to make money. I didn't realize it when my buddy came over, but he brought a whole QP with him. We went back inside and decided to mix in some oregano and sell it (I live in a questionable area).

Well, we got it all together and went outside and walked around, asked a couple passerbys if they were looking for anything and they said no. About ten minutes and a few blocks later we see a lone black guy and we approach him and ask if hes looking for anything. He asks what do we have? We got excited.

I said weed, and he said how much you got. I said a QP how much you need? He said alright stay right here lemme get some money. He jogged down a driveway into someones backyard. We were pretty excited that we were going to get some money. About three minutes later we see three figures jogging out of the backyard. The same guy jogs right up to my friend and said "gimme that weed nigga" and sticks him right in his eye, and he stumbled back and fell down. I started screaming but about a second later I got hit in the side of the chin and fell down and passed out. Before I went unconscious I remember watching two of them digging through my friend's jacket.

I woke up laying in the gutter (I think). My wallet was gone (had $150 in it), my keys are gone, they got my new razr phone, and i had a new polo hat on (which was gone), i mean come on whos steals that stuff. I met james back at my house, and found him laying on his back in the garage barefoot (they got his shoes) with a bag of ice laying on his face. Anyway i'm trying to figure out what I should do now, as it's been hard to explain away my swollen chin (im also missing a tooth in the back of my mouth but mom hasn't noticed). I think i know who those guys were. Me and james were thinking about going back there with mace and knives. What should we do?



[This message has been edited by SneakySuburban (edited 03-18-2006).]
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Old 2006-03-18, 20:16
Sk8erfreak986 Sk8erfreak986 is offline
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You are gonna get shot...if you don't have muscle your money, shoes, hat and other shit is gone...deal with it...or get guns and go shoot them...how old are you? If you are under 20 you shouldn't be selling drugs on the street without muscle.
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Old 2006-03-18, 20:21
RP_NS RP_NS is offline
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hahaha u shouldnt have told him that u had a qp

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Old 2006-03-18, 20:32
Andreas Andreas is offline
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You really got owned as a result of your own stupidity, and the fact you are tiny.
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Old 2006-03-18, 20:34
Niggers_With_Attitude Niggers_With_Attitude is offline
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you're retarded. honestly, what the fuck did you think was gonna happen?
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Old 2006-03-18, 21:10
Piranha Piranha is offline
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you dont know what the fuck youre doing
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Old 2006-03-18, 21:24
SneakySuburban SneakySuburban is offline
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I should have just told him to pay right then, and have "chris" stand beside me with a knife drawn. We are trying to decide if we should go back this weekend, and i'm going to bring my k-bar.



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Old 2006-03-18, 21:27
Niggers_With_Attitude Niggers_With_Attitude is offline
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no you idiot you should have kept two of you outside selling with no money or weed on you and then when you need to make a deal have one person run back to the house and get the exact amount. and obviously see the money before you go get weed.
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Old 2006-03-18, 22:32
nooner nooner is offline
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Yes, go back with knives and mace.
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Old 2006-03-18, 22:35
driveby driveby is offline
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Lynch them and slit their throat.
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Old 2006-03-18, 23:04
Andreas Andreas is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by SneakySuburban:
I should have just told him to pay right then, and have "chris" stand beside me with a knife drawn. We are trying to decide if we should go back this weekend, and i'm going to bring my k-bar.




If you tried to sell me drugs with a knife ready, you would get stomped.
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Old 2006-03-19, 02:29
draco237 draco237 is offline
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hahahahahahahaha

DON'T SELL DRUGS

U R A BITCH !
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Old 2006-03-19, 06:34
Tonic Tonic is offline
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What were you thinking? You need common sense before you start dabbling in drug trafficking.
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Old 2006-03-19, 10:12
HeadLikeAHole HeadLikeAHole is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Andreas:
If you tried to sell me drugs with a knife ready, you would get stomped.


yeah man i'm sure he would

to the original poster: WTF, are you stupid? You told him you had a QP? fuck man how stupid do you GET?
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Old 2006-03-19, 10:24
frank1004 frank1004 is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by nooner:
Yes, go back with knives and mace.


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Old 2006-03-19, 10:55
Fat Penis Fat Penis is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by SneakySuburban:
I started screaming


what a queer.
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Old 2006-03-19, 12:36
-extremist -extremist is offline
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Owned.
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Old 2006-03-19, 15:22
netwars47 netwars47 is offline
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May I ask what a QP is? Quarter Pound? And how much is that in terms of grams?

EDIT: if I got things right, it should be about 100 grams... omg


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Old 2006-03-19, 15:34
Pink Pink is offline
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lol u idoit ur lucky that all they did to u..lol Well any way If you want to get them back, I believe you just might be able to. Did you say that you new who they where if so then all you got to do, is go to their house at night and smash all their windows.

AND DON"T SELL DRUGS U IDOIT, EVEN MORE SO WHEN YOUR A NOOB AT IT :P
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Old 2006-03-19, 15:40
S510 S510 is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by frank1004
quote:
Originally posted by nooner:
Yes, go back with knives and mace.


 #21 
Old 2006-03-19, 18:54
juvenile1 juvenile1 is offline
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If you have the balls to do it continue reading.

You should get back at them from a
distance. If you can get a smaller caliber rifle aka a .22(unless you want to kill them all, get something bigger. aka .50 cal) Find a place near them preferably if theyre in the backyard again. Up high. And Shoot em in the knees. Just as theyre standin around shoot em in they knees. If they got drugs and guns n shit around. Call the police from a payphone. When the cops show up they busted and got holes all in their knees. Yes...it is a 99% chance that you wont do this. But this IS Bad Ideas. Just sayin a plan.

Juv1
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Old 2006-03-19, 19:38
sawed_off_pump sawed_off_pump is offline
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why would you want to hurt them? they taught you a very valuable lesson in the criminal world. never trust niggers. unless you know them very well, and even then it's unadvisable. 99% would sell there mothers. they sold each other as slaves to the white men, and do the same thing today with crack. however its not true about all of them. theres one that i trust.

you live and you learn. plenty of people ripped me off before, and i retaliated most of the time, by shooting. but then i just learned to sell to white people. the only thing i use blacks for is to help me rob. plenty of white construction workers smoke crack, snort meth and coke, and all almost smoke weed. leave them alone, and learn from your mistakes.

if you dont want to take my advice however, i'll say shotguns make the best murder weapons. steal a pump, or if your over 18, just by one, saw off the barrel, and the stock, and wait for the niggers to do what niggers do, hang out on their porch. load it with some double 0 buckshot and have at it. sawed off shotguns work wonders on crowds. just think 6 shells, each shell holding 9-12 projectiles, 4 porch monkeys, you do the math.

shooting and killing is alot easier to get away with than you probably think.

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Old 2006-03-19, 20:08
Mister Magoo Mister Magoo is offline
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the niggers were probably pissed when they expected to get a quarter pound but got a quarter ounce

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Old 2006-03-19, 20:53
Day Dreamer Day Dreamer is offline
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You fucking bitch...

Felt slightly sorry upon reading the thread title, but less so once I read the bit about oregano in the weed. I would have done worse than what they did to you if you busted some sketchy shit like that.

Then there was the "I started screaming" bit which served to do little more than confirm for me that you're a fucking moronic twat, and that you'd be better off huffing raid than trying to sell weed.

Additionally, the Ka-Bar idea is brilliant if you have a pressing desire to get shot in the head. What kind of fucking sketchy dealer deals with a buddy hanging around with a knife?
 
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