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2006-03-17, 00:57

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this is a story, but it is true. so it is a true story. that I wrote.

I was resting my dick on my kitchen table, because I was tired, and I sat down, wile still resting my dick and my left foot on the table, (dont know how I managed it) and somehow, through an anomoly of nature, my chair, jumped in to the air, and came down on my poor toe. whilst my dick was still resting peacefully, MY left foot got so pissd off at the dick, because he was fine, while my left foots brother, was hopping about the room in pain, that he stomped his heel down on to my dick, and one of my balls.(not sure which one, they switch around quite a bit. so now that by dick was laying under the chair, with a huge foot imprint in it, and my right foot was hopping about the room, and my left foot was constantly trying to restomp my love stick, I grew concerned with what my body was doing while I was zoning out. after a while, I stopped all the violence by running out into the snow and laying down(keep in mind I was neked), so that my extremities froze, and had to rub each other to keep warm. after I got inside, I sat down with a book, and started reading. my arms got in a dispute over who got to hold the popcorn I was eating, but that is a story for a differant time.

~agent orange.