My mate Adam (6'3, not sure what weight but he's a big bastard and its all muscle, aboriginal, boxer) against the bouncer (about 6'0, bit tubby)

The bouncer muttered something about abos stinking up the club as we were leaving, Adam challenged the bouncer, the bouncer replied you heard me, abo.

Adam jabbed the bouncer in the nose and then hit him across the jaw. Boucer recovered, took a swing at Adam, Adam leant back, bouncer overbalanced, Adam punched down on the top of the bouncers nose before taking advantage of the fact that he bouncer was looking down by grabbing him in a rough attempt at a guillotine and uppercutting him repeatedly in the face before dropping the bouncer and asking him if he had anything more to say.

For all those who will challenge I have no idea why the other bouncers didn't interfere, they just got on their radios

Sounds pretty cool, glad your friend showed that ignorant prick what for.

I completely agree.

I also loved it coz the wanker gave me a hard time about ID and almost ruined my drivers license.

How come Jewdude doesn't get into fights?

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Originally posted by Shotties:
I also loved it coz the wanker gave me a hard time about ID and almost ruined my drivers license.

How come Jewdude doesn't get into fights?

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Haha, no clue, luck I guess.

People are too intimidated by his rugged good looks?

If I saw someone I work with(unless we are friends) get messed up so simply, I don't think I would mess with whoever did the messing.

i dont care if this story is fake it's
still cool
he had the bouncer at the fact that he was a boxer

Its not a good story. Its a fucking gay story. I thought you were a martial arts guru, what about 'only in self defence' and all that crap?

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Originally posted by Garrett:
Its not a good story. Its a fucking gay story. I thought you were a martial arts guru, what about 'only in self defence' and all that crap?

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Jesus christ you're a retard.

Edit: sorry, I have to know this, what link is there between my knowledge and philosophy on fighting and my friend getting into a fight over a racist slur?

I didn't throw a punch and I didn't encourage or rile the fight, so where exactly do I come into it?

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I can't wait for this to be in the papers.

Im not sayin you come into it, im sayin if hes prepared to come to blows over a single verbal insult, thats pretty lame.

Bouncers are, as a general rule, assholes.

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Originally posted by dearestnight_falcon:
Bouncers are, as a general rule, assholes.

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Indeed. After that Serb bouncer killed David Hookes, the attitudes of bouncers became public. Sort of. I read in the newspaper that one bouncer couldn't wait to get into a fight. That's not their job damnit. Yeah that's just one bouncer but quite a few are like that. But others are cool. They'll just ask for ID and if it's all cool there are no problems.

The story is realistic and has a beautiful way of how fights should be started in a civilized world, along with the fact that your friend stood up for himself like a man.
Say...I had a few run-ins with some local thugs and kicked their ass a nice load of times. The next time they provoke any of my mates, my friend will bring a handycam. Is this a good forum to post a "My fight video" thread?

That bouncer got alot of bad press he didnt deserve. Unless hooks threatened him (which didnt happen) what he did was un-justifiable, but a bunch of aging drunken sportsmen, they would have been being absolute cockeaters all night long.

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Originally posted by Garrett:
Im not sayin you come into it, im sayin if hes prepared to come to blows over a single verbal insult, thats pretty lame.

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Then why did you bring the fact that I do martial arts into it?

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Originally posted by Alek Tricity:
Is this a good forum to post a "My fight video" thread?

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As long as it's not a lame fight (not that I expect one from you), I for one don't mind in the slightest. We seem to get more professional fight clips, but I'm all up for watching a back-alley brawl, even if they usually do suck, get posted in Spurious for attention, and fade away. Good ones definitely definitely deserve to be in here, especially if contributed by regular members.

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Originally posted by Random_Looney:
As long as it's not a lame fight (not that I expect one from you), I for one don't mind in the slightest. We seem to get more professional fight clips, but I'm all up for watching a back-alley brawl, even if they usually do suck, get posted in Spurious for attention, and fade away. Good ones definitely definitely deserve to be in here, especially if contributed by regular members.

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Cool. I might have one to post soon aswell.

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Originally posted by Shotties:
Then why did you bring the fact that I do martial arts into it?

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Waiting for an answer on this one.

Because you glorified the fight, whereas i was under the impression martial arts philosophy would put it in a negative light.

BTW sorry for not checking this board every waking moment on my sunday.

y dont we just leave it at the fact that boucers are too confident for there own good

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Originally posted by Garrett:
Because you glorified the fight, whereas i was under the impression martial arts philosophy would put it in a negative light.

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How is stating the facts of what happened glorifying it. Do I sense semantics and the title of the thread coming?

Shotties, Garret.

Guys, come on. The srgument is really idiotic in a "what-you-say-'bout-my-momma" kind of way.
I don't mind seeing noobs get pwned by regular members, but you two are some of the better-guided people on the forum.

Semantics. Good word.

I dont really know where to go with this now. I was going to post 'just repeating the story is glorifying it' to which you would reply 'im just admiring the fight from a good display of punching/whatever', and then i would go 'that doesnt change the fact' and you would be like 'dude did i ask you to bring this discussion into my thread, this is about the fight not the philosophy', bringing us to something of a stalemate.

@Alek: We just rub eachother the wrong way.

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Originally posted by Alek Tricity:
Shotties, Garret.

Guys, come on. The srgument is really idiotic in a "what-you-say-'bout-my-momma" kind of way.
I don't mind seeing noobs get pwned by regular members, but you two are some of the better-guided people on the forum.

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Actually this isn't pointless, I'm actually quite curious as to how just because I don't fight unless it's in self defence that it would affect what happened, or what my take on what happened should be.

cool

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Originally posted by Shotties:
Actually this isn't pointless, I'm actually quite curious as to how just because I don't fight unless it's in self defence that it would affect what happened, or what my take on what happened should be.

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Calm yourself Shotties, don't let him get to you. I'm on your side. I think he just wants to get a rise out of you and insult you.

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Originally posted by JewDude2:

Calm yourself Shotties, don't let him get to you. I'm on your side. I think he just wants to get a rise out of you and insult you.

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yeah hes right man. Garrett (from what I can tell through written word) is a cum stain on the boxer shorts of society, no need to lower yourself.

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Originally posted by JewDude2:

Calm yourself Shotties, don't let him get to you. I'm on your side. I think he just wants to get a rise out of you and insult you.

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I'm too egotistical and arrogant to not let him get to me.

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Originally posted by Shotties:
I'm too egotistical and arrogant to not let him get to me.

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Haha, we love you shotties.

Fucking abbos...

Says the Californian.

I feel loved.