so i was planning on skipping this junk, i had my hard liquer in a water battle and was looking for my friend that was going to skip with me.
but on of those bitchy teachers that think there cops cuz they like the power comes along and escorts me to the talent show. she would not let me leave. well the same thing happened to my friend and i found him on the bleachers in the gym. so we ended up drinking in the gym and some new student teacher creeps up behind me and sits down. i did not notice this and i passed the drink to my friend and said "drink up!". my friend passes the bottle back to me and i put the cap on the bottle and i put it on the ground. there was about a quarter left of the bottle and the talent show was on the last act when the prick of a student teacher grabs the bottle and walks down the bleachers with so much pride cuz he got a bust. well i got suspended for 5 days, witch is not so bad cuz i get a extra long xmas break... im just angry cuz it was the last act in the talent show when we got busted

damn u LiqUId_ChaOs :

That sucks. Why are the teachers FORCING you to go to a talent show anyways?

Those are extra-curricular.

since when do highschools have talent shows? thats like really gay

Hahaha talent shows for the untalent students. The whole talent show sucks, but I still used to go to make trouble [Throwing pencils, erasers, paper, spitting on others, screaming, yelling, swearing, keep on clapping forever]; of course the lights were off. Never got suspended, only got kicked out.

enter the show, say your gonna sing a song or something, then go up their and start fartin and swearin

Dude, at my school we had this bullshit called "diversity day" where we had to listen to people bitch about whitey and how evil he is. We weren't in the mood for it, so me and my buddy Nicolae decided to just go. Our class was on its way to the gym, and we slipped away in the halls. We both put up our hoods, because we both have very distinctive hair (I have a fro, and his is purple). This teacher we didn't know tried to stop us, but we just took off running out the door and didn't look back. God, there's nothing more fun than ditching a school function.

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Lol, making a scene is fun

ive always wanted to sign up for a school play, then while on stage for the main preformace start punching people and swearing loud. it would ruin all the other homos hard works and time, and plus then everone would remember be as "the kid that ruined the play"

Go on stage and show everyone your BUTT!

HAHAHHAHAHa

In the middle of an assembly, shout "THERE'S A FUCKIN' BOMB UNDER MY SEAT!!!!!"

Well, unless you have a deathwish that's probably not a good idea. I've seen it happen, and it completely fucks the assembly up. Fortunately, the kid's sacrifice was not in vain; the "seat bomb" incident was merely the prelude to an entire day of crazy shit.

yeah, it was so bunk. There was one good show and it was from my buddy. He and his band played Give it away now by RHCP and they were all in there underwear. They all got suspended for as long as i did. And i was doing something actually bad.

Talent shows aren't for me. I have no talents.