I have compiled a list of questions that have been asked millions of times, sound retarded, will get you flamed for asking, and nobody wants to hear. If I missed some, please add it on, and we can now refer retards that ask these questions to this thread, which is easier than flaming them, because I have pre-written a flame for you.

If you were referred to this thread because you asked one of these questions you are a fucking moron. Go play in traffic, OD on nutmeg, cough syrup with acetominophen, dramamine, and DIE!!! Now you're up past your bedtime, go to bed before mommy catches you up on the computer and spanks you.

Can I get high off of nutmeg?

Yes, but it will be no fun and very bad for you.

Can I get high off of dramamine?

Yes, but it isn't very fun, you will trip, and feel like total shit.

Can I get high off of cough syrup?

Yes, you can trip on the DXM in cough syrup, it's pretty fun.

How do I hack?

if you have to ask you can't.

How do I hax0r ho7ma1l?

if you have to ask you can't.

How do I hack AIM screenames?

if you have to ask you can't.

How can I pick locks?

if you have to ask you can't.

How can I make a bomb?

shove a dildo up your ass and try to fart.

How can I make (insert explosive here)

if you have to ask you can't do it.

Where can I get (insert chemical here)

You'll have to find it yourself.

Where can I get drugs?

if you have to ask you're gonna get ripped off.

How can I fuck up my school?

Go fuck yourself.

Does the magic bag really work?

yes it does.

How do I shoplift?

go in, grab item, walk out. If you need a better plan make it up yourself.

you forgot one


What is NAPALM?

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How can I make a bomb?

shove a dildo up your ass and try to fart.

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I like that one. You made me laugh.

i have a question lol wat is a kewl???

Oh shit i love the shop lifting one,
a kewl is some with a small amount of posts, like yourself, the asked dumb questions to try and apear cool, like yourself, and anoys all of the regulars, like yorself.

CTR

ohhh shit i dint know that i thought it meant something like newb like in starcraft

"How can I make my dick bigger?"

If you have to ask, you're impotent.

And of course there's the ever popular "Is my dick big enough?" question.

This world is full of stupid people and most of them end up here.

CTR

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Originally posted by MR END:
you forgot one


What is NAPALM?

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There was a kid about a year ago that was trying to sell "stable napalm", I should have saved that post.

I can think of a few that were missed - one of which just showed up again in SP yesterday.

I'll leave the witty response to someone else, as I don't really feel 'funny' today; I usually don't on such occasions as this when the pain get so bad that it threatens to get to the point of being intolerable.

- I din't come here to bitch about pain so...

• What is that symbol in the upper corner?
  
• Who can hook me up? [I know: one like this was already mentioned]
  
• How can I pass a drug test?
  
• Where can I get [insert restricted chemical here]?
  
• How do I make crank?
  
• What's an easy way to make acid?
  
• Who here likes anal?
  
• Who's got [or] where can I get passwords for porno sites?
  

And then there's my personal favorite:

• How do get to be a Mod?
  

By the way, How do I get to be a mod?

Ooops...nevermind.

Nox

How do I become a mod?

Easy. Go get your own damn board.

How do I become a Mod?

Easy, sleep with another Mod........

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Originally posted by Tooth Fairy:
How do I become a Mod?

Easy, sleep with another Mod........

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You could always make a mod

(again, sleep with a mod)

You forgot "What does TOTSE mean?"
It means Temple of the Screaming Electron
-FV

[This message has been edited by The Flame Viper (edited 10-27-2002).]

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Originally posted by Tooth Fairy:
How do I become a Mod?

Easy, sleep with another Mod........

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You wanna be a mod?

You say that if you ask someone else how to hack, then you cant hack.If you learn how to hack then you can. They are askng how to hack, not if they can.

Asking "how do I hack" is sort of like asking "how do I use the computer" without specifying what you're trying to do.

A few from weapons and Combat:

Where can I get a gun if I'm only 16?

Wait a few years.


How do I make a silencer?

2 buckets of mayonaise, a hot dog, and 3 pounds of salt.


How much is (insert gun model here) on the the black market?

$15-$500

How do I MAKE Nutmeg?
I have seen it in Spurious, I think.
What is a Kewl?
You are one.
Why is totse gone to shit?
Cos of posts asking Why is totse gone to shit.
Why am I so good looking?
Because Im the bastard child of Fabio and Beyonce Knoweles.

Why did Luke Skywalker looks a scruff bag in empire ?

Because a Wampa attacked him !!

Oh shit thats never been asked, doh

Peace Renegade,

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Originally posted by Genital-Warfare:
This world is full of stupid people and most of them end up here.

CTR

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I think that explains why im here