God! my WIFE was just watching this STUPID British comedy, called like monty PYTHON or something and it was soooo, rideculis that I almost through up!! BRITS ARE CAUSING THE DOWN--FALL OF AMERICA!! With all their hokey-pokey "ooh, look at me, i'm british" comedy, and there stupid aksents, and the "upper class" brits are even worser! yeah, the lower class and mid-class brits are bad enough, with there stupid "eat-me" aditude, but the "upper class" walk dress and stuff or something or other like a bunch of "iltra-feminin" FAGGOTS. I so much ever like livin in THE GOOD U.S OF A. Man, america is so much more gooder than fag country canada, fag countrie assiestralia, fag country BRITISH!!! THE USA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY IN AMERICA! Amen to that, fella americans.

But why shood BRITIAn, of all countrees, get nuked? think about it for a secont. really, i'm seriuous. Think about how much more money we'd get into OUR goverment--our DEMOCRATIC(not monorchic like stupid brit) goverment.

LOL, we have so much better education, health care and everyone thing that they gots.

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you have to be takeing the fucking piss! theres no way anyone can be that bad at spelling and grammer, i mean come-on, i'm dyslexic as fuck and even i can see u (or the retarded persona ur adopting) have no idea how to...

bah i can't even be bothered.

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sorry i just had to point out this little gem.

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Dumb, Brain damaged motherfucker.

Are you really 12 or is that just your mental age, retard?

You do know whether you are joking or not you have proved you are inferior to me, how does it feel to be worth nothing and know it. How does it feel to have only a drop of my pure blood and the rest from your whore of a mother? I don�t consider myself to be superior to Americans; after all I was given a head start by being born in the empire. Superiority was guaranteed in my DNA, to stupid inbred foreign motherfucker like you. You are nothing, but inbred fallout.

Nuke Britain? Ha, America is the weakest is has been in years. Britain would destroy you along with its allies. No one can stand fucking Americans especially the vast, vast minority of them that are stupid motherfuckers like you.

I wonder are all Americans ill educated, stupid, ignorant, misled, inbred, dumb, disabled, mother fuckers like you Mrs Freeman?

VIPER

Freak, I doubt if you've even travelled out of your state and met people let alone overseas. Some people should not be allowed to leave the trailer park, especially those whose mothers were zipping their fly at twelve years old (see spurious generalities)

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First off, no.

Second, England isn't so bad. Sure Prince Charles has speed brakes for ears, but his grandmother was pretty cool. And as far as Queens go, theirs is pretty nice, a little stand-offish maybe, but she IS a freakin' queen.

Third, they are probably the only country other than Canada that we don't have to worry about invading us tomorrow, and when the fat is in the fire, if you look behind us, the're standing there armed and ready.

Yeah, their comedy (other than Benny Hill) is a little strange, and it seems they like to dress up as women alot, and they could do with a few more good-looking women, but when Hitler was bombing the holy shit out of them, they were standing on the shore of the Channel flippin' off the planes as they went over.

And that, gentlemen, is what you call balls.

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You do know that you can delete all but these right? just edit the message and delete them all. Then only one will appear (because you just edited it). Once you have mastered that try mastering the english language. Then you can truely conquer the world of insults.

Technically, America could include South, Central and North America.

herc,

you insulted the british people, I have no real problem with that.

you suggested killing scores of millions of innocent people, I have no real problem with that.

You called monty python stupid, and for that you must die you monkey fucking bastard.

herc, did your parents tell you that you are an accident? like a broken condom? goddamn, you are a shit-for-brains.

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Screw those other two, North Am is the only one anybody has to worry about, and if everybody isn't carefull, we'll arm the Canadiens and give them free beer.

Freeman Hercule you have crossed a very dangerous line, Monty Python fans unite we must scourge this evil from our land!!!

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Heh, you are pretty stupid for a global dominator.

blah blah blah stupidd blah blah Monty Python

Best watch it boy or we'll send some killer rabbits out to get ya!

better yet I got the Holy Hand Gernade of Antioch and I ain't afraid to use it!

( 3 not 4 nor 5 nor shall it be 2 the count shall be 3 no more no less then he shall be putting down Monty no more)

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Dumb, Brain damaged motherfucker.

Are you really 12 or is that just your mental age, retard?

You do know whether you are joking or not you have proved you are inferior to me, how does it feel to be worth nothing and know it. How does it feel to have only a drop of my pure blood and the rest from your whore of a mother? I don�t consider myself to be superior to Americans; after all I was given a head start by being born in the empire. Superiority was guaranteed in my DNA, to stupid inbred foreign motherfucker like you. You are nothing, but inbred fallout.

Nuke Britain? Ha, America is the weakest is has been in years. Britain would destroy you along with its allies. No one can stand fucking Americans especially the vast, vast minority of them that are stupid motherfuckers like you.

I wonder are all Americans ill educated, stupid, ignorant, misled, inbred, dumb, disabled, mother fuckers like you Mrs Freeman?

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Viper,

While I agree with your assessment of our "friend" Freeman, I do not see how your anti-American spiel is any classier than his misspelled, pathetic excuse for a post. Sure you spelled your ideas properly and used appropriate grammar, but by combatting his ignorant generalization with another generalization (however close to the truth it may be) you have sunk to his level. I am a citizen of the United States, and I am neither inbred, nor stupid. While I am well aware that you corrected your apparent bent with the qualifier "especially the vast, vast minority", the overall post leaves a bad taste in my mouth, just as the original post in this thread did.

I will acknowledge the fact that the United States is not well liked by most other countries, and in fact is outright hated by many. I will also acknowledge the fact that there is good reasons for those dislikes. But I ask you to acknowledge that as in any country in this world, the United States has it's share of all kinds of people; from the terminally stupid to the incredibly brilliant, from the egocentric inbred patriot to the educated and enlightened soul, et cetera.

When we begin to submit to patriotism in any form, we are guilty of a variant of the crime of passion that led to the extermination of millions of people in concentration camps in Germany during the 30's and 40's, or the deaths of millions of innocent Japanese in Hiroshima and Nagasaki, or the 9000 innocents killed in the World Trade Center on September 11th.

There is a difference between patriotism and self defense and protection of your home.

The British were practicing self-defense when they defended the isle from German attack. The Germans were practicing patriotism when they attempted to invade the isle...

Are we getting the picture?
Patriotism is Political aggression.
Self-defense is expected, patriotism is abhorrent.

All of that post is intended for Freeman�s pleasure only, I have no bad feeling toward the US in fact more so the opposite. I do however react badly when a few users call this loser Freeman �funny� and encourage more uncontrollable stupidity and retardations on his behalf this is why I felt the need to give these few users some �Comedy� of my own. I do not believe any of the rubbish in that post, it is simply there to test the water. If these few find freemen�s rubbish so amusing I wondered if they would like my so �hated� British made attempt at it. No one likes to read rubbish about his or her country especially when it comes from someone as stupid as freeman. However I should not lower myself to his common lower class attitude, so if I offended you it was as I say not serious and if I offended you freeman good, retard.

VIPER

Amen.

Nox

I loved this part. Gooder? LoL. What's assiestralia and a country called British? Wow, that's new to me.

"I so much ever like livin in THE GOOD U.S OF A. Man, america is so much more gooder than fag country canada, fag countrie assiestralia, fag country BRITISH!!!"

every time freeman posts all he does it ge bashed i think he l;ike it and is just pissaing all of u off for fun ive done berfore like him.. i luaghed my ass of at all the people that blew up at it you dont have to make a fucken book out of one little ordeal man JEEZ!

I would take it you would be refering to my outburst about Freeman being funny? Well i stand by it because it was . I am a British Protestant in N.Ireland and live beside people that would love all us Brits "to fucking die" So when i read Freemans post i had a good laugh at it because it was wrote as a piss take and secondly to see if any "Brit" would bite . Unfortunately that Brit was you...silly boy. I find the easist way to deal with these retards is to humor them because they will go away . So next time the asshole posts take the piss out of him instead of getting so up tight.

Excuse me, when exactly did I get uptight? Learn to read then try to write, fool.

Northern Irish protestant go chuck some more petrol bombs at mothers and their children you fucking down and out, loser.

I bet that cracked you didn�t it, you and that demented sense of humour of yours that makes Freeman a comic genius well remember like you said its all in good humour don�t �bite�, dumb fuck.

VIPER

That's better > No long winded bullshit paragraph after paragraph post . Straight to the point abusive and exactly what i would expect from a uptight limey cock sucker . Humor me more .

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Um, Monty Python owns dude, nothing comes closer, so shut up and sit down... please?

Don�t be uptight; remember it�s only a joke. Where�s this sense of humour you claim to have. It was wrote as a piss take and secondly to see if any "Northern Irish Protestants" would bite. Unfortunately that Northern Irish Protestant was you...silly boy. This rings a bell, doesn�t it child. Today�s motto, Lets try and think before we speak loser.

VIPER