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 #1 
Old 2002-04-08, 00:59
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where's a more greater cause? what good do they do for us americans? they sure are a dumb race of people; 1 reason: we have more power then they got! so victory will be right down our ally of we... hmmm... i don't know, BOMB THE HECK OUTA 'EM! you want better reasons? well, heheheh,here's the goodest of them all!:

1) they can't pronounse 'about'. they say it, "aboot"... thats pretty stupid aint it? even the scottish pronouse it right!

2)they invented the most stupidest of all of the sprots:
basket ball and curling! hmmm.. curling is just a bunch of people sliding 40 pound rocks accross ice... wow, how exsiting!!

3)they spell words wrong! for example, they spell favorite and color "favourite and colour"!! how dumber can ya get? why they bothered to change it from it's actual spelling is beyond true americns like myself!

4)they imitate the brits! up intill the mid-eighties, they even tried imitating english accents!

5)they speek french! french are low people! why? 1 reason: we saved there (france) butt in world war 2 and they still treet us like garbage!

6) speeking of war, what did cananda do in world war 2 anyways? heh, you guesst it! nothing! they sat in there lazy canadain butts and watched, probably laughing,and done nothing about it!

7)they think their more better then us. i'v met canadians in before, and when they look at us,you can just tell it: they think there superier to us, how they walk, how they talk.. it's like this: you ask "where are you from" they answer "canada, kind sir" and then think in there head: 'you stupid america'! you can tell it too!

8)they are slow walkers! it's true! when i went to canada, they all(everyone on the streat) walk super slow! i'm having to budge my way threw and try to get ahead and all!

9) they don't make much TV shows, we got probably 10 000 plus more TV shows and movies then what they got! and the few ones that does make here, THEY SUCK! exanple: tom green (aired on mtv), kids in the hall (aired on HBO), ren and stimpy! okay, i was 19 when i first saw ren and stimpy so i kinda like it, but i think i've growed outa that at least 7 years ago.

10) anything you can think of! yep, if you can think--in your mind-- about something negative, canada's probably has it! i mean, top of my head thought: airplanes. do i really need to say anything else?

1 good thing: 1 good thing that i can think is cencoreship! when i went to canada,sure, lots of the TV was just good ol' american shows, but all the canadain stuff was completely uncencored! even the american stuff as well, i mean, when i went to canada, i watched heavy metal (awesome movie BTW), AT 5:30 PM, COMPLETELY UNCUT, on motel TV! motel tv is just regular TV; no digital ot satallite.

another bad thing about canada is its wrestlers! all the wrestlers in the wwf, ect, are the worst. they have dorky "goody-too-shoes" attitudes and whatnot.

feh, canadians are a bunch of pansies!



[This message has been edited by w0n (edited 04-08-2002).]
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Old 2002-04-08, 01:09
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you have got to have way to much time to think up all of that crap....
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Old 2002-04-08, 01:14
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Lets play with your list some.

1. You're from texas so you have no room to make fun of other people's language.

2. America has it's share of stupid ass sports. Golf comes to mind.

3.You can't spell worth a shit so you can't use that as an argument against Canada.

4.Who gives fuck if they imitate brits?

5. Every country treats us like crap. Why single out the French.(they are annoying though)

6. What did you do in WW2? Nothing, so you can't use that either.

7. They look at you like you're a moron because you say stuff like "more better" and don't know the difference between there, they're and their.

8. So what if tey walk slow? You're in Texas, it's full of old fucks that are slower than shit. You should be used to it.

9. You care too much about TV

10. Same can be said about Texas.

As for the wrestling, once you get above the mental age of 8 you no longer give a shit about wrestling.

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Old 2002-04-08, 01:38
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I have lived in Canada all my life and I have NEVER heard ANY Canadian say "aboot".

seriously, you watch too many of those fucking texas sitcoms.
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Old 2002-04-08, 01:53
TariqMujahid TariqMujahid is offline
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15% of America's oil comes from Canada; Saudi Arabia provides us with about 14%. Canada is not completely worthless =). BTW, they did take part in WW2. And in WW1- who do you think trained the American soldiers to fight in the Alps?

But Canada is a pretty screwed up country. 4 or 5 major cities, and the rest is frozen cowboy country. Have the country speaks French, the other half English. The French speakers will not talk to you if you speak English; they simply pretend you don't exist. This is particularly the case in Quebec. Speaking of Quebec, Canada's capital, they want independence right? lol.
Canada is just too bloody ununited; although they do have nice scenery. Ever been to Vancouver?

The way i see it, it was all America once. But then, when we were exploring all our land, we said,
"Damn it's cold up here! Lets draw a line over here and stay South of it, where we get the beaches, warm weather, and hot girls!"

"What will this place be called?"

"Let's call it Canada and give it to the French!"

This explains why the Canadian border is so straight...because no one cared about it! It also explains why Canadian girls aren't as hot as American girls. =)

Canada is good for another thing though- Skinny Puppy is Canadian, and Skinny Puppy kicks ass.
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Old 2002-04-08, 02:04
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where's a more greater cause? what good do they do for us americans? they sure are a dumb race of people; 1 reason: we have more power then they got! so victory will be right down our ally of we... hmmm... i don't know, BOMB THE HECK OUTA 'EM! you want better reasons? well, heheheh,here's the goodest of them all!:

A dumb race of people? You, an American--of all Americans-- think... That's too funny... Statistally, Canada is (along with England) the most literate english-speaking country in the world. Canada's international average is within the top ten in all the major subjects, which includes mathematics, reading (2nd place), writing and science. Countries that scored above Canada were Belgium, Japan, Finland, Austria and a few others I can't remember.. Albeit only in single subjects, and Canada scored well above the aforementioned nations in others.

1) they can't pronounse 'about'. they say it, "aboot"... thats pretty stupid aint it? even the scottish pronouse it right!

2)they invented the most stupidest of all of the sprots:
basket ball and curling! hmmm.. curling is just a bunch of people sliding 40 pound rocks accross ice... wow, how exsiting!!

3)they spell words wrong! for example, they spell favorite and color "favourite and colour"!! how dumber can ya get? why they bothered to change it from it's actual spelling is beyond true americns like myself!

You've got it all wrong, friend. Australia Canada, England, Ireland, Scotland, South America and Jamaica-- they all spell it "favourite" and it's always been "favourite." America once spelled it "favourite" too.

4)they imitate the brits! up intill the mid-eighties, they even tried imitating english accents!

5)they speek french! french are low people! why? 1 reason: we saved there (france) butt in world war 2 and they still treet us like garbage!

6) speeking of war, what did cananda do in world war 2 anyways? heh, you guesst it! nothing! they sat in there lazy canadain butts and watched, probably laughing,and done nothing about it!

7)they think their more better then us. i'v met canadians in before, and when they look at us,you can just tell it: they think there superier to us, how they walk, how they talk.. it's like this: you ask "where are you from" they answer "canada, kind sir" and then think in there head: 'you stupid america'! you can tell it too!

8)they are slow walkers! it's true! when i went to canada, they all(everyone on the streat) walk super slow! i'm having to budge my way threw and try to get ahead and all!

9) they don't make much TV shows, we got probably 10 000 plus more TV shows and movies then what they got! and the few ones that does make here, THEY SUCK! exanple: tom green (aired on mtv), kids in the hall (aired on HBO), ren and stimpy! okay, i was 19 when i first saw ren and stimpy so i kinda like it, but i think i've growed outa that at least 7 years ago.

10) anything you can think of! yep, if you can think--in your mind-- about something negative, canada's probably has it! i mean, top of my head thought: airplanes. do i really need to say anything else?

1 good thing: 1 good thing that i can think is cencoreship! when i went to canada,sure, lots of the TV was just good ol' american shows, but all the canadain stuff was completely uncencored! even the american stuff as well, i mean, when i went to canada, i watched heavy metal (awesome movie BTW), AT 5:30 PM, COMPLETELY UNCUT, on motel TV! motel tv is just regular TV; no digital ot satallite.

another bad thing about canada is its wrestlers! all the wrestlers in the wwf, ect, are the worst. they have dorky "goody-too-shoes" attitudes and whatnot.

feh, canadians are a bunch of pansies!

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Old 2002-04-08, 02:33
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i agree with rlpinca
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Old 2002-04-08, 02:52
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Originally posted by TariqMujahid:
15% of America's oil comes from Canada; Saudi Arabia provides us with about 14%. Canada is not completely worthless =). BTW, they did take part in WW2. And in WW1- who do you think trained the American soldiers to fight in the Alps?

I don't know about that, but 53 Canadian soldiers died in the Vietnam war... Canada almost single-handedly saved Holland in World War II, plus many Canadian soldiers died in battle throughout Europe (also during the second world war, obviously).

But Canada is a pretty screwed up country. 4 or 5 major cities, and the rest is frozen cowboy country.


Wrong. The vast majority of all Canadians live in the major cities and suburbs... Very few, actually, live outside of these areas. Cowboy country? Wrong. I once lived in a small town and I met very few cowboys, of any. Hillbilly would be the correct term... Hillbillies in Canada are the equivilent of American rednecks, minus the semi-litteracy/illiteracy and drug and/or alcohol abuse.

Have the country speaks French, the other half English. The French speakers will not talk to you if you speak English; they simply pretend you don't exist.


Aye, 'tis true.

This is particularly the case in Quebec. Speaking of Quebec, Canada's capital, they want independence right? lol.


Uhh... Quebec is a province... And if you were refering to Quebec City, you're still wrong. Ottawa is the capital city of Canada. Despite the minor error, you're absolutely correct.

Canada is just too bloody ununited; although they do have nice scenery. Ever been to Vancouver?

The way i see it, it was all America once. But then, when we were exploring all our land, we said,
"Damn it's cold up here! Lets draw a line over here and stay South of it, where we get the beaches, warm weather, and hot girls!"

"What will this place be called?"

"Let's call it Canada and give it to the French!"

This explains why the Canadian border is so straight...because no one cared about it! It also explains why Canadian girls aren't as hot as American girls. =)


Well, unless you have a fat-fetish... Because America is the capital of human obesity... If you like your women overwieght, then HECK YA! You're absolutely correct! America is heaven on earth!

But that's not how it happened so your conclusion is completely false. the straightness of the border is the result of many a natural deviders such as lakes, rivers and mountains.

Canada is good for another thing though- Skinny Puppy is Canadian, and Skinny Puppy kicks ass.


I don't know what that is, but I'm asuming it's a TV show since television is America's most prized and vastly obsessed over creation.

Tah!
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Old 2002-04-08, 03:05
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Originally posted by Rat_Bastard:
I have lived in Canada all my life and I have NEVER heard ANY Canadian say "aboot".

seriously, you watch too many of those fucking texas sitcoms.



Uhh... I've heard many Canadians pronounce it "aboot". The "eh" thing is a complete myth, though.
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Old 2002-04-08, 03:18
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good thing that texas is to far from montreal, or else i would have visited you and penetrated our nose in your peanut sized brain! im not even gonna bother refutating your arguments, i just have one more think to add: Why don't Americans use the metrik system yet?
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Old 2002-04-08, 06:56
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Why bother using the metric system? Our system works just fine. I do know both systems quite well, but I see no reason to switch and haven't heard a good argument for it,other than the rest of the world uses it.
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Old 2002-04-08, 16:26
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Best topic ever.
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Old 2002-04-08, 16:29
The_Famicommie The_Famicommie is offline
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In an addendum:

3)they spell words wrong! for example, they spell favorite and color "favourite and colour"!! how dumber can ya get? why they bothered to change it from it's actual spelling is beyond true americns like myself!

Last time I checked, sentences start with capital letters, foo. How dumber can you get? I suppose that this might make sense if I were high, but such is not the case. Perhaps adding the word much would help your cause.
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Old 2002-04-08, 23:54
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sure, lets have it over this, wich is simpler? metrik our american?
one is proportionnal and the other all messed up. 1cm=10mm , 1m=100 cm,
1yard=??inch 1mile = ?? feet

damn... how unclear
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Old 2002-04-09, 00:18
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So? I know how many inches are in a foot, how many feet are in a yard, and how many yards are in a mile. It took me like 2 days to learn in elementary school so it isn't very unclear. 8 year olds figure it out everyday.
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Old 2002-04-09, 00:34
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I don't know who would post a topic like this unless
A. They thought that there was no internet, OR rage in Canada.
B. They're a fucking idiot and a disgrace to this board.
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Old 2002-04-09, 00:39
TariqMujahid TariqMujahid is offline
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Half of what i wrote was a joke, btw. don't take it too seriously! Skinny Puppy is a band, btw. A good band at that.
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Old 2002-04-09, 00:57
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quote:
Originally posted by rlpinca:
So? I know how many inches are in a foot, how many feet are in a yard, and how many yards are in a mile. It took me like 2 days to learn in elementary school so it isn't very unclear. 8 year olds figure it out everyday.


The Metric system is WAYY better and more efficient Would your rather have a base- 10 system like the metric?

Metric:
1 meter = 1000 millimeters
* 1 meter = 100 centimeters
* 1 meter = 10 decimeters
* 1 decameter = 10 meters
* 1 hectometer = 100 meters
* 1 kilometer = 1000 meters

Imperial
12 inches = 1 foot
* 3 feet = 1 yard
* 16.5 feet (5.5 yards) = 1 rod
* 660 feet = 1 furlong
* 320 rods (5280 feet) = 1 mile

WTF?!?!

Imperial is so Inefficient!

[This message has been edited by Rat_Bastard (edited 04-09-2002).]
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Old 2002-04-09, 10:16
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Ack I needed a good laugh.

TariqMujah: eh is used at the ends of sentences all the time man, but I've never heard "aboot" ever in my life, mind you Eastern and Western accents are different in Canada and then there's Newfie which is a different language altogether.

Who the fuck said Golf was an American sport? Really it's Scottish.

2. At least we aren't obsessed with sports to the point of stupidity while we get fatter and fatter and dumber and dumber.

3. I'm pretty sure I've never seen favorite spelled with a u before. color? whatever it's a british thing.

4. Yeah 'cause I think brits are cool and I want to be one.

5.no comment

6.Who were the most feared soldiers in WW2? Yeah I'm pretty sure it was us, when shit needed to get done, and there was no room for error it was Canada that went in.

7. Have you ever seen the comedy clips called "Talking to Americans" by This Hour Has 22 Minutes (our political satire comedy tv show)? Nuf said!!

8. again no comment

9.Tom Green is one of TV's most brilliant minds, every comedian in America wish they invented his style and there are too many trying to imitate it and looking like idiots.

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Old 2002-04-09, 11:43
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quote:
Originally posted by w0n:

2)they invented the most stupidest of all of the sprots:
basket ball and curling! hmmm.. curling is just a bunch of people sliding 40 pound rocks accross ice... wow, how exsiting!!


[This message has been edited by w0n (edited 04-08-2002).]



ummmmm..... we did make hockey and foot ball and basketball players are the highest paid sports players of all and that is in the US and you stole are grizzles (YOU BASTEREDS) because you could not cope with us having a good season. WE WON THE OLYIMPICS IN HOCKEY YOU IDOIT and every person from the CFL (canadain football league) they went to the NFL they tema they went to started winnning look it up if you have not noticed that and wtf dont they just merge the CFL and NFL we share both hockey and basketball leagues
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Old 2002-04-09, 13:26
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HEHEHEHE that's fun in Attacks in USA forum
my post(Israel Terrorisme stays umpunished)
i stated a kind of rivality between
Canada and USa and again no one believed me
well i don't really like Canadians but
it's really stuped to make fun of people

1) about spelling what i consider as genuine English spelling exists only in Britain (the source of English Language)
so even u Us citisens u have an accent texans
are worst.So i think spelling is not an intelligence matter but it's about the
evolution of the language away from
the main land

2nd)Not all Canadians speaks French
only quebeqians and real french people
find their french spelling fun u can't really know it if u don't really know french
*the spelling is 80% different

3)If u Helped France in WW1 and WW2
Napopeon send u Money and Arms during
the USA independance war France did it to
revenge the Eglishs who took Calcuta in India wich was a french Colonie from them so
France Helped u first so u ow france ur existance .....

4)Read BOOKS

5)If u nuke canda a lot of Ice in winter will melt and will probably flood USA or
at least because of the common water sources ur water will be radioactive (read some physics and eco reviews also )

6)Why do u consider ur language as the best
frankly and ur pronounciation as the best
canadians consider ur pronounciation as weird
i consider both of u as weird English
i don't even like English but i'm obliged to use it so it's relative .

7)Judging a country because of TV shows
u know what i think of TV
MANIPULATOR,HYPNOTIZER,BOX OF STUPIDITY,
,THE CULTURAL SOURCE OF IGNORANTS
u know reading LES MISERABLES (of Victor Hugo) and (Watching the movie) u'll certainly remeber the book watching a scientific program and reading about it
is not the same so here again i have
a general idea about ur cultural background
(NONE)

8)u didn't enter world war 2 until u were involved after the attack of pearl Harbour so it wasn't really charity US President then wasn't ready for a war.

9)after WW1 and WW2 Usa turned more powerfull in fact u win economicaly from wars after these wars most european countries payed debts to USA so again no charity

10)Canada has the scientific ability to produce Nuclear Heads but doesn't want to
and even if a non nuclear war occures
u'll enter canada i'm sure but they'll fuck
u a simillar thing hapened when USSR Invaded
Finland in 1930s 12000 Finish soldiers killed(with the help of cold) 150000russians
the great red army was defeated by the finnish.

11)hehehehehehe i'm probably wasting my time
enough for u i don't really think that u can understand this too young ....
well return to ur TV SHOWS

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Old 2002-04-10, 00:46
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yall lost the meaning in my post, your tryng to prouve that your system can be memorised, but what the fuck! mine can be understood, and not counted with ur tumbs and feet! (j\k)

as long as u americans think ur better then anyone else your contry wont prosper,
and may i remind you that the usa started from the same country as us! England.

*WoN shut his mouth
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Old 2002-04-10, 01:33
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I always thought the US was prospering pretty dam well. Our system of measurement can be understood. Not to sound repepitive but once agin, it's understood and memorized by 8 year olds every day. I don't have a problem with the metric system or with Canada. I just haven't seen a viable reason to go through all the trouble of switching.
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Old 2002-04-10, 01:50
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What about the mars polar lander? wasn't that expensive crash caused by the confusion over the imperial system?
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Old 2002-04-10, 07:02
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I'm not really familiar with what happened on that but I'm pretty sure it boiled down to stupid people that weren't paying attention. Either way though it didn't affect me any. America is stubborn, that's the reason we stick with the imperial system. Millions of people here feel the same way as I do so that's how it's going to stay for quite awhile. I don't really want to argue about the metric system anymore, it's a boring topic that doesn't really lead anywhere.
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Old 2002-04-10, 14:59
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wtf you idiots, scots invented curling and golf.... two expamles you used for other countries... do you even think before you post?

3)they spell words wrong! for example, they spell favorite and color "favourite and colour"!! how dumber can ya get? why they bothered to change it from it's actual spelling is beyond true americns like myself!

yea those are the original english spellings used in the uk (clour and favourite)... where you lot came from originally all those years back.... so why did you change it?
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Old 2002-04-10, 16:34
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I didn't say Americans invented golf. I said it was a stupid ass sport played by Americans. If a bunch of Americans play it, then it's an American sport.

Since the scots invented the 2 dumb ass sports maybe the scots are the stupid fucks.
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Old 2002-04-11, 12:12
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btw you know lots of your "US" shows are filmed in vancouver before the x-files movie it was made here, Air bud 3 was filmed at my school (ok crapy example) but i see at least 4 movies a year filmed across my street (its a park) about 2 movies a year 2 km east of my house and in the rest of the city i see it all the time it gets annoying after awhile when they block off streets
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Old 2002-04-11, 22:47
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Do you live in Boisacr�, Quebec????
( sorry guys u have to talk french in order to understand that )
and just a lil detail ppl, im not a peper, im jsut cultivated and talk more languiges then most of the ppl in quebec.
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Old 2002-04-11, 23:16
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Note: I havent read this entire thread, nor do I care to

However!

To the dipshit who started this thread:

I find it interesting that someone who says things like
"goodest"
and
"more better"
has the balls to say that ANYone is a moron.
Heres something you may not know:
GOODEST IS NOT A WORD YOU HALF MINDED PIECE OF DOG SHIT
And Canada has usless sports? NEWSFLASH. EVERY COUNRTY has useless sports! Do you live under a rock?
No Canadians no NOT constantly say "eh" and not once has I ever heard ANYONE say "aboot"
Maybe if you got off your worthless ass and took an openminded trip to Canada and paid attention to the things around you rather than sticking to your ignorant opinions you would relize how ultamitely retaded you are.

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Have the country speaks French, the other half English. The French speakers will not talk to you if you speak English; they simply pretend you don't exist. This is particularly the case in Quebec. Speaking of Quebec, Canada's capital, they want independence right?

First off I think the word you were looking for is HALF not HAVE.
And secondly French speaking Canadaians DO talk to those who are English speaking.
Obviously you dont know what the hell youre talking abOUt. How do you think peole in Quebec would communicate with one another? Not EVERYone on Quebec speaks French you know. Actually you DONT know since you made such an ignorant statement.
Moving right along...
Since when is Quebec Canada's capital!?
Ever hear of
OTTAWA!?
THAT would be Canada's capital, stupid.

Here's a suggestion for you, and the dip-shit who started this thread:
before you go off on innane rants and spewing your blatant ignorance all over a message board I suggest you educate yourselves just a tad on what it is that youre pissing and moaning about. Otherwise you come off as stupid. Which you did.
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Old 2002-04-12, 06:44
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for one, canada was a big part of ww2. and what about ww1? what did you americans do? wow, showed up at the end and did shit all. canada was one of the leading forces in ww1!

canada will be your safe haven! believe it or not. why? americans offend every country and culture that differs the slightest from theirs. 9/11 as an example, wow. a few pissed off afganis took out thousands of your poeple. makes you think, huh? there are millions out there that hate you and will die to see you paresch! eventually terrorism will increase, and so willt he deaths. canada, offends noones. well, ims ure we have, but we dont make a point of it like americans. we have peace keepers who go in to help dry lines between forces in civil wars. we dont start civil wars to sell weapons. nor do we make these wars somehow one of our fights and get involved in combat. countries like canada more then us cuz we are nicer, and more helpful. oh, lets bomb innocent people. but its okay cuz we dropped some care packages for those still living! when terrorism gets too mcuh who will u run to? mexico, or canada?

youre cocky! youre the biggest, best, baddest army. you rule everything! once again offending more people. you know how theres this kid in your class who always boasts about his accomplishments and you just wanna cut his lower jaw off? thats the us!

we walk slow? sooooo many americans have complained about getting run off the damned road cuz we drive too fast. were just tired from running all u ppl off the orad is all!

we use proper spellings!

just to make clear. ive got nothing against americans, most of this has to do with ur gov.

also, excuse my spelling im eating and dont wanna mess up the keyboard so im suing my pinkies.
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Old 2002-04-12, 07:32
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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Good point!

I just know that some dumbfuck will say, "ooohhh you are wrong because you can't spell"

He has a reason; it was because he was eating, so knock it off!
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Old 2002-04-12, 13:10
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I saw a movie years ago
i don't remeber the title
well it talks about a fictif event
in the futur the US prosident was with his advisors and CIA stuff they told him
that there is no enemy left for USA so
they must find a new enemy
one of his CIA advisors gave a plan
some US special forces will take canadians
troops cltohes and do sabotage to a US
electric station in the borders so the Americans could accuse canada of attack and will revenge this was accompagned by a media
attack against canadians like in the news
i remeber (our dangerous greedy nothern neighbour) or something like this
well this is just a movie but if u know the begining of vietnam war
USA bombed it's own ship and accused north
vietnam to justify it's millitary
occupation
well the film ended by a CANADA GATE
and the US president career ruined
if u saw the movie can u remind me of the title
(it's a US film)
 #34 
Old 2002-04-13, 00:15
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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Canadian Bacon?
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Old 2002-04-13, 01:03
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Hey w0nny-poo, you're quite the character. Guess where fiber optics came from?! We're Peace Keepers so really, do we need a huge ass military?!

Anyways, I support freedom of speech, so post what you want no matter how stupid it is...




[This message has been edited by t0ne (edited 04-13-2002).]
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Old 2002-04-13, 02:30
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Yeah. Let him make an ass of himself. It's not like anyone's going to care! All you'll see is a big FAGGOT warning on any of his next posts. (If there are any!)
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Old 2002-04-13, 08:47
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canadians are dumb shits, just leave those idiots alone and let them rot
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Old 2002-04-14, 06:50
TariqMujahid TariqMujahid is offline
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Aight, i'm bringin this up because some punk name Snoochy decided to flame me. OK, maybe i'm not perfect w/ my facts, but that does not make me "Ignorant". Look- i don't flame anyone. I don't believe in flaming. So you should not flame me, especially when you only have 4 posts.

I was not making a post against Canada, most of the post was saying what was GOOD about Canada. So maybe you should read an entire post before you start talking shit.
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Old 2002-04-15, 03:57
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Canadian TV -

Actually, most really cool TV shows are made in Canada: La Femme Nikita, The X-Files (until they moved to LA), Dark Angel, Highlander, Wiseguy, Stargate SG-1, etc.

Anyway, Canadian Football was really cool when they had teams in the US, so I can't complain aboot that either.
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Old 2002-04-17, 11:11
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"Canadian wrestlers are always goody-two-shoes" OMG, can you be a little more shallow and grow up and realize that maybe canadian wrestlers "ACT" that way because wrestling is a job, and Vince fucking whatever pays them to act however he thinks would entertain the crowd most.
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Old 2002-04-23, 12:50
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quote:
Originally posted by tryptamine:

3. I'm pretty sure I've never seen favorite spelled with a u before. color? whatever it's a british thing.



Okay, you're a complete idiot. In Canada, it's FAVOURITE and COLOUR not favorite and color. Canadian writtin English (not spoken) is almost 100% British.

I cannot see how this is a valid reason to 'nuke Canada'.


[This message has been edited by Brent (edited 04-23-2002).]
 #42 
Old 2002-04-23, 20:11
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well i guess they have realsised that we wernt so ussless after all

Guess who will see you electricety in a couple of years?
one of the reasons ur economy has been well over the past years is cuz u sell all extra shit over here...
who makes american cars? thats rigth, CAnada and Mexico...
 #43 
Old 2002-04-23, 21:41
Arisaka Arisaka is offline
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And you guys have such a good educational system too.
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Old 2002-04-24, 04:01
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And kingenrage's English is almost as bad as w0n's. Pathetic.
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Old 2002-04-24, 17:55
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Its not the words that I use, It is the idia behind those words. If the idia is to hard to figure out maybe should I use less complicated words for your so simple vocabulary...?

fuck u, i spell how i wunt, and guess wut, u cant control wut i post so read it like u want and shut up.
 #46 
Old 2002-04-24, 23:17
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him not dum he smart spelin dont mater none

sarcasm.

Just fucking with you
 #47 
Old 2002-04-26, 23:38
Arisaka Arisaka is offline
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Dunt u meen zarkazm?
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Old 2002-04-27, 03:28
rlpinca rlpinca is offline
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yap, sumpn lik dat
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Old 2002-04-28, 21:33
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assholes......canada punk rock PROPAGANDHI come on they rock!
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Old 2002-04-29, 23:04
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Actually, I've been to Canada - its really not that bad, other than being too damn clean and orderly!

Its like a mellow, asshole free, version of Pre-WW2 Nazi Germany.

 
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