grrr i hate the bus dirvier, he wont let you on unless you say "please" grrr

WHAT? what type of crazy place do you live in?

england

When I was a kid there was this one bus driver who we all called "The Stupid Bus Driver" (yea, we were creative) because he never made us pay. He was this old Chinese guy and he would just give us this frightened look as we walked pass him and sat down.

But, there was this other bus driver who would come by and when I would get on his bus I'd always say

"One minute." Go pretend to get out change, but then never go back. He caught on to me, though. And one day he yelled at me in front of the whole bus.

I never got back on one of his buses.

And eventually the Stupid Bus Driver got fired.

Cheers,
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