My name is THATfuckinFAMICOMMIEangryGUY and I will be the leader because I am more vitriolic right now than any of you motherfuckers. My clan is the: Trying to quit smoking whilst caustic spasms increase exponentially clan. I will make a web page if I give a fuck. I will insult you all at random, and when you question your godly leader I'll throw chicken bones at your head. Holy fucking Christ I want a cigarette. Tell all of your friends to join or else you'll kill them and deface their mother. It will be a worldwide movement of people who want cigarettes, but want to quit. It will be H4RDC0R3!!111

Fuck you you stupid moron. You are more disgusting than a sixdayold discarded tampon! You think that quitting smoking is something to form a clan around. Well it is, fuckwit, make me chief of spitting and minister of throwing bricks at things made out of glass.

Not only are you admitted, you attacked your position with enough vehemence to earn the "Stare angrily at other drivers from passenger seat" Award. FUCK YOU!

Can I throw bricks from the passengers seat? Fuck you! Fuck you right in the ear!

Only at other cars, you debilitated piece of scum sucking non-smoking scum. Now go buy your godly leader some cigarettes! FUCK YOU! DONT TEMPT ME LIKE THAT! FUCK YOU WITH A BROOMHANDLE!

Why would I buy you cigarrettes you cock smoker. Why don't you go smoke some more cock you stupid cock smoking faggot! You are so full of semen you've been dubbed an aircraft carrier by the US Navy.

Because as your godly leader, I have the privelege of making YOU smoke MY cock. Why don't you die? Promotions for everyone, vile shitbag!

You are godly only if you were the god of losers. That's right the loser god. You achieved this position by bending over for every blunt object that came near your rectum. You socially retarded cross between a donkey penis and a great big turd.

GAR! Stop trying to get promotions, you camel sodomizing bestiality driven brainless quitter!

I only sodomize camels because I got tired of raping your mom.

So you've finally decided to take a step up in life? Buck Futter!

This coming from a man who once attempted to make love to the entire Norwegian mens ski team?

That would've been great, had you not told me that the Brazillian's were so much manlier. Those Damn Brazillians were disgustiong! Did you think that I let you take them out of the goodness of my heart. And you're the one keeping his eyes on the Jamaican bobsled team! Fuckin Fucker Fuck!

No that was the Brazillian women's soccer team, don't let the mustaches fool you.

You know what, since I'm sitting right next to you, I'm gonna bust you upside the head, you dirty camel fucker!

Owww, you stupid fuck! Why am I now typing instead of clobbering? Prepare to die.

I never would of thought that your obsession with phalluses extended to battle...

*winces in pain*

Sorry about beating you with my sacred penis totem, you shouldn't have spit on it though. Hey wanna go to pizza hut now?

Buy one get one free! We can stop at Mobil and get a pack of smokes while were at it.

cat fight

Bitch, bitch, bitch, that's all I hear from you two dipshits. Fuck, you're like a damn old married couple, and I'm fucking tired of hearing you two. I'm in the right frame of mind to walk my ass right over to your campus and fucking smack you right on the back of the head, Fami.

And Riot, while I'm doing that, get off your worthless, piece of shit ass and make me a fucking sandwich, BITCH!!! I want the spicy mustard on it this time too, woman.

if you cant quit smoking then you are a weak hearted pussy

skinny i think the point of this post(nothing at all) flew right over ur head.

How would you know Skinny, prepubescents can't buy cigarettes, you dirty little junior high school kewl?

I my it would seem that poor little tHeRoBoT49 is a kewl as a member of the not currently named kewl hating clan (made by the one and only rat bastard i feel that i must flame you, FUCK YOU STUPID LITTLE TAMPON SMOKING FUCK I SPIT ON YOU AND OTHERS LIKE YOU DIE LITTLE TWELVE YR OLD NINTENDO PLAYING FUCKER.

Hey can i be the person that pisses on hobos while their sleeping guy please Fammi my freind you stupid arse licking baby fucker make me that guy please.

*throws a T-bone steak at the rabid dogs of totse*

[This message has been edited by MesserschmidtBf109 (edited 02-15-2002).]

please stop using the owrd kewl, the very word is worse than the people it is meant to represent, it just screams i have no life!

Jacobsen I will baptize you w/ a bag of bricks. Then the commie will decide how or if you may join. Stupid fucks!

Come on Fami, you gotta let me join. You gotta have the robot in your clan. You owe me membership anyways. And when I'm in, can I have duty of setting fire to flammable stuff!?!?!?!?

You don't want that fuckwit Jacobson in your clan, all he'll do is say shit like: "H3Y 6UY5 13t5 H4V3 4 14N P4R7Y 1N /\/\Y
8453/\/\3N7 4ND FR46 50/\/\3 N0085!!!!!!111"

Now you don't want a 10 year old, pokemon card collecter, who gets his ass wiped by his mother? Do you?

You know what I'm going to continue baptizing w/ bricks. Regardless of who joins the clan. *swings bricks wildly* Taste the love baby!

MmMmmm... Babies....

Thank you for that baptisism of bricks Riot!

*tHeRoBoT rubs the large gash on his forehead*

May I please have another?

You're not nearly angry enough to achieve a high status.

Guess what Fami, you can go and FUCK YOURSELF YOU DIRTY MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH. YOU SHOULD DO SOMETHING USEFUL LIKE GO PLAY IN TRAFFIC AND KILL YOURSELF FUCKWIT. DAMNIT, IF I GOT A MOTHERFUCKING PENNY FOR EVERY TIME SOME DUMBSHIT ASSHOLE LIKE YOU PISSES ME OFF I'D BE ONE RICH MOTHERFUCKER. Oh, by the way, I was at your mom's house last night for dinner. When it was time for dessert, she looked down and smiled...

better...

Oh for the love of Christ.
This is beautiful. Just beautiful. Right here is the exact reason chat rooms were made. We've got pussy nerds like tHeRoBoT talkin all this shit while he attends a motha fuckin nerd college. Way to talk shit when it would be hilarious to see what would happen in person. Fag

Oh, and Famicommie and Riot_kid, it seems to look like you actually know this nerd.

I'm sorry. That sucks. I feel for you.

can i have the duty of being the crazy guy on the bmx i will bring my trx and show u some tricks

No BMXs, you shit stained testicle like. Bu tother than that, show some anger and your in. Robothater has the touch, he could be in if he used his real name...

I want to become a member , treat me like shit please.

YOUR ALL MONKEY RAPING SHIT EATERS!

How does one go about treating shit like shit, you failure for an excuse of genes?

Rogue dude, take an english class you illiterate canuck. Or did the Canadian tent of schooling fall again?

Boo-fucking hoo im addickted to ciggaretts, now im gonna start a cult so i can get some! ill be the leader so i get the most...grow, stop smoking like a 6 year old and get a job

sick fuck...

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Originally posted by The_Famicommie:
How does one go about treating shit like shit, you failure for an excuse of genes?

Rogue dude, take an english class you illiterate canuck. Or did the Canadian tent of schooling fall again?

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hehehe thank you sir