whats the strangest weapon you have or had

Cards. Holding a playing card properly you can inflict some serious damage with it. Nothing that poses a danger to life or limb, obviously, but it has a similar effect as attacking someone with a small razor.

~Zero the Inestimable

A German switchblade. AKA My VW Jetta keys. Flips out just like a switchblade, and i once used it to stick a little puck trying to pickpocket me in the shoulder. It was effective, sadly I broke the key, which are expensive to replace

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I had a plastic spoon one time. Then I started carrying sweet and low packets, they can cause cancer in lab animals. If a lab animal was to attack me he'd be hurting in a few years.

Actually I just have the normal shit. A medium schrade pocket folder, couple of pistols, a few rifles and a shotgun. I'm sure someone is going to say they carry a sword or some stupid shit like that. Maybe even a pruning saw with a loose handle.

Telephone cord (not the flat kind),about two and a half foot, with 3 steel nuts and washers tied to one end looped at the other.
I was ready for a unfair(for my side) fight on short notice.
and another time, a marker.I used it as a kubotan.

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Originally posted by rlpinca:
I had a plastic spoon one time.

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I watched a TV show where they showed how prisoners make shanks, and they showed that you could sharpen a plastic spoon so keen it can remove stubble.

But i would rather carry a firearm............

I've always said that if I go to prison, on the first day there I'm gonna fuck someone up with a spoon. The bigger the guy the better. That way nobody will want me to be their girlfriend.

I talked to a homeless drunk guy one time that had a sharpened tent stake that he had been carrying around for 8 years. I've also seen kids walk around with wanna be ninja shit from the pawnshop.

what kind wannabe ninja shit

A 4 inch screwdriver with a wax handle that I made in woodshop when I was in high school. If you make a fist and put it between your fingers so the handle rests in the palm of your hand, you can punch-stab someone with it.

The wierdest thing I have ever had to use was those 1 way plastic zip things that you can pick up at the hardware store. They are usually used for bundling cords together, if your fast you can zip someones arm together at the wrist, or to the side of their belt if they are wearing one, or zip one around their neck and it will cut off oxygen to the brain. You can't get those things off unless you have a knife/fingernail clippers/some sort of cutting device.

okay one time when i was at my house i thought some one was in my house so i grabbed one of those decorative marble eggs for bashing.

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Manriki Chain
WarHawk from BudK, definately one of the coolest and strangest bladed weapons out there.

Strangest weapon I've used was an empty Mountain Dew bottle (the 20 ounce plastic ones).

I have a knack for throwing them across a room and hitting with the lid side of them with enough force to break fingers and other small bones.

I learned of this ability when I hurled one at my friend as a joke, thinking it wouldn't hurt him, and broke his middle finger on the right hand near the knuckle closes to the hand itself. Since that day, he will scurry to hide behind something if I pull a bottle back like I'm going to throw it.

I used to that with ballpoint pens when I was in high school. People in my math class leared to shut the hell up when I took out my pen...

~Zero the Inestimable

Quarters. I can flick them enough to cause a bruise, but I know a guy who can make you bleed with a quarter from 20 feet.

an BB zipgun disguised as a pen, my classmates were fooled by the disguise
until i fire it to show them...

Draw blood?

I can flick a penny pretty hard, but that's something.

~Zero the Inestimable

He made me bleed. I've got a small, crescent shaped scar about the size of the edge of a quarter. That bastard. Then he taught me how to do it.

I have a tire thumper in my truck. It's like a baton with a lead filled steel tip. It's about 2 feet long and weighs about 5 pounds with most of the weight at the end. Truckers use them to whack tires to check air pressure. I haven't ever carried it around, but I'm sure it would crack a skull in a heart beat.

make me think of my this foot long socketed piece of cast iron I keep beside my seat, origonally resided under my hood for changing tires and such

I have carried many weird weapons- when I was squatting many years ago I used to carry a can of oven cleaner, sew lead fishing sinkers in my baseball cap, form a fork into a knuckle duster, two D batteries in a sock, a hammer (I been hit with one before- it hurts A LOT!). Never intended to use this as a weapon but one time this guy tried to mug me and I happen to have a case of beer on me. So, I beat him senseless with the case plus it a good shield from a knife. Used to work nightshift in a bad hood- the urban caveman's club works good (aka- 5 D cell maglite).

Whats with the fishing weights in the baseball cap? Tell me how you use that and where you put the weights. Very interested

Most baseball caps have a little button sort of thing at the very top where all the pieces of fabric come together. It already stings like hell to be hit with that part of the cap, so that's where I'd anchor my fishing weights.

~Zero the Inestimable

Well...I happened to have a lollipop, the kind that looks like lipstick, with a cap on it. I have a habit of licking lollipops into pointed objects, and some fool decided that he would attempt to annoy me...

It must have hurt like hell when I spiked him in the arm, blood actually spurted out.

peace out.
sph3ric pyramid.

That's almost as funny as doorknob boy.

most unique would be piece of metal i duct taped to a piece of wood. The metal is a thick hanger with two hooks on one end, and a little hook at the other. duct taped to a piece of wood, it becomes a nasty weapon.

since i sharpened the two larger hooks, a downward strike would drive em through an arm quite easily. further, one could stick the smaller hook under the jaw, and jam the larger hooks into the forehead. pull up, and one have his jaw unhinnged or two nasty bloody holes in his forehead. above his eyes.

the most fun, would be my blowgun.

I've been looking for toxins that will cause a violent bowel movement and won't actually kill the holy living fuck out of my target.